Favorite Pharmaceutical side effects.

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    sandra rinckposted 8 years ago

    Anal leakage!  lol

    What is your favorite side effect from the commercials for new drugs on the market that are supposed to heal your woes. 

    My other fav. is from the class action suit commercials... did you take this drug and have experienced any facial twitching...

  2. Stimp profile image73
    Stimpposted 8 years ago

    Ya, ya, ya....its for a social anxiety disorder...."side effects may include, stomach cramps, diahrea (spelling?), bloating, abdominal pain, numbness and tingling in the hands and feet, anal leakage...." list goes on and on.  But, hey, at least you won't have to be afraid to go out in public with all that going on....right?

    http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_d91mO3tmNTQ/S736NcBeiMI/AAAAAAAABMA/iU4RBQjXhvY/s1600/stomach_flu_contagious1.jpg

  3. Misha profile image70
    Mishaposted 8 years ago

    LOL Another reason to think trice before putting any chemicals into your body smile

  4. drej2522 profile image84
    drej2522posted 8 years ago

    oh, but I like anal leakage, Stimp...hrmmm

    1. Stimp profile image73
      Stimpposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I'm not THAT easy to get rid.  Can't Shake me off like that....

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    Kathryn LJposted 8 years ago

    A mood adjustment drug whose chief side affect is - mood swings.

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      sandra rinckposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Oh! That just takes the cake! ROTF

    2. H.C Porter profile image79
      H.C Porterposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      thats funny big_smile

  6. H.C Porter profile image79
    H.C Porterposted 8 years ago

    When I was pregnant and had morning sickness the entire pregnancy the doctor gave me anti nausea medication which had possible side effects that included- stomach cramps- vomiting- dizziness- sleeplessness- sleepiness and may cause you to become light headed???
    So how the heck do you know if it isn’t working or if you are suffering from the side effects of the medication??? Hmmm?

  7. mega1 profile image76
    mega1posted 8 years ago

    anti-depressants that make you want to commit suicide are always nice!

    1. Lisa HW profile image66
      Lisa HWposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      lol  lol  That one is a take-the-cake one one in my book.

      The old "heart attack or stroke" one would make me think twice.  So would the "nausea" one.  (I'd almost rather have anything than nausea.)  I think there's a cholesterol-lowing one with a "rare" side effect that includes your muscles essentially eating themselves.  lol

      A deal-breaker for me would probably be the "seizures" one.  I just don't want to have some seizure at my local grocery store.  roll

      Less serious:  How about the one to make your eyelashes grow (or something) that "may" turn your blue eyes into, I think, blue-with-brown spots....   lol  lol

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    sandra rinckposted 8 years ago

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qkEk5NX0fs

    I know it is a spoof commercial but it's funny.  Side effects... cannot keep up with the list includes, spontaneous combustion.

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    sandra rinckposted 8 years ago

    Viagra, erectile dysfunction.  Side effect, an erection that last for more than 4 hours.  lol

    1. Stimp profile image73
      Stimpposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Ya, what's the problem with that.

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        sandra rinckposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        What if you have to pee?

        1. drej2522 profile image84
          drej2522posted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Well, it's kinda tricky. You stand on your tippi toes and lean forward about 90 degrees. Yes, it's pleasant, let me tell you.

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            sandra rinckposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            lol whaaatt?  So do you like piss on the wall or something and that is why it is pleasant?  I heard once that trying to pee with a boner hurts. 

            Besides, if you cannot rub it out after four hours doesn't that hurt too?

            1. drej2522 profile image84
              drej2522posted 8 years agoin reply to this

              ha, yeah, it hurts like hell!! I know from personal experience that if you don't have erectile dysfunction, then don't (absolutely don't) take that blue pill! It does hurt and it gets to be ridiculous!

  10. Shadesbreath profile image84
    Shadesbreathposted 8 years ago

    I think death is an interesting side effect.  "Reduce the length of your period... side effects include heart failure and death."

    Wow, is it really worth it?

    1. habee profile image95
      habeeposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Shady, I was also going to say "death"!

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        sandra rinckposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        I was watching Johnny Cash once on Larry King and Larry says, "well their isn't any cure for death."  To which Mr. Cash replies, "Well their aint no cure for life either soo..."

  11. Lisa HW profile image66
    Lisa HWposted 8 years ago

    Most people have probably seen this, but I loved it...

    http://www.healthnewsreview.org/blog/20 … arody.html

 
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