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Funny Christmas Decorations and Ornaments for Your Home

Updated on February 1, 2015
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We Can't All Have Good Taste

Many people enjoy decorating for the holidays. People seem to especially enjoy decorating their homes for Christmas. There are those that love tastefully decorating their house or apartment. They have a nice live tree, beautiful twinkling lights, and carefully placed garland, tinsel, and ornaments. Then there are the rest of us.

If you are like me, your true joy during the holiday season is actually creating a tacky Christmas wonderland. Not only do I enjoy a very fake fiber optic tree, I believe funny Christmas decorations are really the best way to go. Who needs to take the holiday season seriously when you can amuse your houseguests or neighbors? So let's explore some funny Christmas decorating options.

Inflatable Leg Lamp

Nothing says, "Hi neighbors, I have really bad taste," more than a Christmas Story Inflatable Leg Lamp Lawn Ornament. Who doesn't enjoy a good Christmas Story movie reference? Everyone (with a sense of humor) enjoys the leg lamp in the movie. So what better way to give everyone driving by your house a good laugh this holiday season?

Santa Claus Tablecloth

What better way to celebrate Christmas than with a Santa Claus tablecloth? Why have something boring at the table this Christmas when you can have a funny and cute decoration? Sure, maybe it looks like Santa lost his clothing while at your place, but you can leave people guessing with that one.

Inflatable Mooning Santa

Well, apparently you've been pretty naughty this year since Santa is mooning you instead of bringing treats. Yes, you can easily offend your visitors with this "interesting" inflatable mooning Santa. Personally, I think you might want to keep this decoration indoors or at least in the backyard. Most folks have a sense of humor, but when it comes to disturbing their children with this lawn ornament, their sense of humor might begin to dwindle.

Pooping Reindeer Candy Dispenser

What could be more hilarious than a pooping reindeer candy dispenser? Not too much, that is for sure. When it comes to tacky, this is probably about as tacky as you can get. However, this is a really funny Christmas gift or decoration for your home. What a great place to store your Christmas candy this year.

Candy Coal

Not only is Candy Coal a fun stocking stuffer, but this is a fun decoration. You can give a giant bag with lumps of coal as a gift to all the naughty folks in your life. Better yet, use this to decorate your home by sitting the bag of coal with your other gifts under the tree.

Christmas Pink Flamingos

You might like to celebrate Christmas, but did you know pink flamingos enjoy it as well? Pink flamingos have long been considered one of the tackiest lawn ornaments a person can own. Of course, someone has to come along and make a Christmas version of pink flamingos. They are really quite cute and very humorous. One flamingo is a reindeer and the other is a Santa.

Funny Christmas Ornaments

Last but not least, are funny Christmas ornaments. Nothing brightens a tree more than funny ornaments. You can choose anything from farting ornaments to Chick-fil-A cow ornaments. Just about any cartoon character has its own ornament.

Depending on your theme for the tree, you may want to choose certain tacky or funny Christmas ornaments. Of course, the more ridiculous the better, so I say, just go with a funny theme in general. You can make your tree as tacky and mismatched as humanly possible. Maybe you want to have My Little Ponies sitting beside Star Wars characters. It is your tree - do it your way!


Merry Christmas!

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  • Jeannieinabottle profile imageAUTHOR

    Jeannie InABottle 

    6 years ago from Baltimore, MD

    Seeker7 - I am glad you've got some new ideas to shock stuck up relatives. That sounds like fun. Thanks for the votes!

    Movie Master - I am glad you enjoyed the hub. I rather like the Santa Claus tablecloth, too.

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    Movie Master 

    6 years ago from United Kingdom

    Hi Jeannie, a very funny and entertaining hub and some great ideas! I think the Santa Claus tablecloth is brilliant!

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    Helen Murphy Howell 

    6 years ago from Fife, Scotland

    LOL!! This is great!! I must be having a 'bum' year as the 'mooning Santa' and the '2 Tootin Tushie's' really appealed to me as well as the candy pooper!! I have two very stuck up relatives that I'd love to shock, I reckon these decos' will have them 'tut tutting' over their Christmas drink!!

    Voted up + awesome!

  • Jeannieinabottle profile imageAUTHOR

    Jeannie InABottle 

    6 years ago from Baltimore, MD

    Thanks for all the votes. I do tend to put up some rather tacky decorations. I have a white fiber optic tree I put up each year that is pre-decorated. I believe the photo is in the Have Yourself a Tacky Little Christmas hub. I don't have a yard to decorate or else I would definitely have those flamingos. I do have pink flamingos wearing Christmas attire on the sheets that are on my bed right now though. :-)

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    Victoria Lynn 

    6 years ago from Arkansas, USA

    Funny, interesting, voted up! Do you decorate for Christmas like that? If so, please post pics!!! Would love to see that. Those ideas are great. I have one of those reindoor pooping things. haha. I actually decorate pretty elegant and have a huge party about every year. This year I'm burned out and plan to put up this little purple fiber optic tree I bought at a resale shop--complete with purple balls. heehee. We'll see how I like it! Great hub. Enjoyed it!

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