What Are Some Funny Valentines Card Day Messages?
What Are Some Funny Valentines Card Day Messages That Are Clean.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
your feet stink, but mine do too.
Peaches are sweet,
Lemmons are sour.
Caint say I love you,
Only known you an hour.
Steak is good, liver is stanky.
I love you, cause you not skanky.
One year, my then eight year old hand-wrote me a card and on it he said "Mom, thank you for not pooping in the bathroom." Their teachers told the students to write something that would surprise your mom and make her smile at the same time. Yep, that works.
Saw this posted on facebook: "I know we're not, like, together or anything, but it felt weird to just not say something, so I got you this card. It's not a big deal. It doesn't really mean anything. There isn't even a heart on it, so basically it's just a card saying "Hi." Forget it.
I once got one that said I hate you, i love you, I hate you, I love you, you crazy
by philzgrill5 years ago
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by PhoenixV5 years ago
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by ptosis5 years ago
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by Cristale5 years ago
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