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What Are Some Funny Valentines Card Day Messages?

  1. PhoenixV profile image70
    PhoenixVposted 5 years ago

    What Are Some Funny Valentines Card Day Messages?

    What Are Some Funny Valentines Card Day Messages That Are Clean.

  2. windygreen profile image61
    windygreenposted 5 years ago

    Roses are red, violets are blue.
    your feet stink, but mine do too.

    Peaches are sweet,
    Lemmons are sour.
    Caint say I love you,
    Only known you an hour.

    Steak is good, liver is stanky.
    I love you, cause you not skanky.

  3. Cheri Barrett profile image59
    Cheri Barrettposted 5 years ago

    One year, my then eight year old hand-wrote me a card and on it he said "Mom, thank you for not pooping in the bathroom."  Their teachers told the students to write something that would surprise your mom and make her smile at the same time.  Yep, that works.

  4. Billie Kelpin profile image87
    Billie Kelpinposted 5 years ago

    Saw this posted on facebook:  "I know we're not, like, together or anything, but it  felt weird to just not say something, so I got you this card. It's not a big deal.  It doesn't really mean anything. There isn't even a heart on it, so basically it's just a card saying "Hi."  Forget it.

  5. Mega over profile image56
    Mega overposted 5 years ago

    I once got one that said I hate you, i love you, I hate you, I love you, you crazy