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Good,funny and romantic pick-up lines..

  1. theseus profile image69
    theseusposted 6 years ago

    Hi gals & guys..Valentines Day is right around the corner..
    Post any pick-up line (conversation style) that you think is good, funny or romantic..

    I'll start:

    You: "Can you give me directions?
    Boy/Girl: Where?
    You: To your heart?" cool

    You: "Excuse me, are you a dictionary?
    Girl/Boy: Why?
    You: Because you give meaning to my life." smile

    1. Earl Noah Bernsby profile image88
      Earl Noah Bernsbyposted 3 years ago in reply to this

      "Pardon me Miss, but - Do you have change for $1 million?"

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        Beth37posted 3 years ago in reply to this

        So are you trying to date her or just take her money... oh... is it cause she looks like a million bucks. Well that one would be wasted on me, Im obviously not smart enough to catch on before you'd shake your head and walk away.

  2. Liam Hannan profile image59
    Liam Hannanposted 6 years ago

    "Exscuse me miss, do you know what material this jacket is?"

    ...

    "That's right; boyfriend material"

  3. Pearldiver profile image88
    Pearldiverposted 6 years ago

    roll No Wonder You Guys Can Only Talk About It!! big_smile

    Those are Direculous Intros.... smile

    I'll dedicate this one to You two....

    "I see that you are lost when it comes to talking to someone of the opposite sex" hmm

    "Out of Pity... I'd Like To Help You Out" smile





    "Which Way Did You Come In?" big_smile

  4. Bronson_Hub profile image61
    Bronson_Hubposted 6 years ago

    My name is Bronson, and I'm a Hubaholic.

    So... your hub or mine?

    1. Denise Handlon profile image86
      Denise Handlonposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      lol  lol   I love it!

    2. profile image0
      Beth37posted 4 years ago in reply to this

      haha

  5. Jeff Berndt profile image88
    Jeff Berndtposted 6 years ago

    There are no romantic pickup lines.

    There are clever ones, funny ones, pathetic ones, original ones, cliched ones, but no romantic ones.

    1. Pearldiver profile image88
      Pearldiverposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      AND..... Clubs!!  big_smile

    2. Denise Handlon profile image86
      Denise Handlonposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      And so...??? Mr Berndt, when are you going to show us your stuff!  Are you Mr Romantic?  We're all eyes on you now, smile

      1. theseus profile image69
        theseusposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        count me in..smile

  6. livewithrichard profile image84
    livewithrichardposted 6 years ago

    http://smileys.on-my-web.com/repository/MSN_Emoticons/MSN-Emoticon-sad-crying-025.gif I hope those tears arn't over a guy. If they are then he wasn't right for you. The right guy will never make you cry. http://smileys.on-my-web.com/repository/Love/love-093.gif

  7. Pearldiver profile image88
    Pearldiverposted 6 years ago

    roll  That's sad Rich! sad

  8. paradigmsearch profile image85
    paradigmsearchposted 6 years ago

    "Mr. Happy says hi."

  9. paradigmsearch profile image85
    paradigmsearchposted 6 years ago

    “Are those real?”

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      Travis_S_Musicposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Haha, that reminds me of when I stayed with my fiancee for christmas. Her little brother said "Kiss each other!" So we did and he got close and said "Is it real?!" xD

      1. theseus profile image69
        theseusposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        OMG..lol

  10. readytoescape profile image60
    readytoescapeposted 6 years ago

    Boy intentionally bumps into girl, he apologizes saying,

    “Oh I’m sorry,” looking into her eyes with an astounded expression, “I didn’t know angels flew this close to the ground.”

    Corny but it works.

  11. knolyourself profile image60
    knolyourselfposted 6 years ago

    Heard this one somewhere: At a bar, woman meets man. She says, "What's your name?" He says, "Joe". She says, "I got your name tattooed on my ass". They go to her place and she undresses. Tattooed on her ass is "Your Name".

  12. prettydarkhorse profile image63
    prettydarkhorseposted 6 years ago

    If you are one of the booger, I am sure I will pick you first! (YUCK LOL)

  13. Pearldiver profile image88
    Pearldiverposted 6 years ago

    "Oh Wow!" She Looks Confused... "You Look Just Like Your Mum!"
    ___________________________________


    Tell Me that doesn't work! smile

  14. theseus profile image69
    theseusposted 6 years ago

    Hi all, Happy Valentines!!

    Liam Hannan:suave lines to use on a girl.cool
    Pearldiver: Mastered the craft:D
    Bronson_Hub: smooth move.smile
    Jeff Berndt: someday I hope that you can think of something romantic to say your special someone;
    livewithrichard:I totally agree;
    paradigmsearch: charming moves that still work
    readytoescape: it sure did worked on me..once..big_smile
    knolyourself:lol, this post surely lifted my spirit today, thank's.
    prettydarkhorse: tongue

    To everyone: Thank's for posting.

  15. cheaptrick profile image75
    cheaptrickposted 6 years ago

    I was waiting for a trolley when an attractive women made eye contact as she passed buy.With out thinking I said
    "Excuse me madam,I'm homeless and was wondering if you could spare two hundred thousand dollars so I can buy a condo"?
    We still see each other and have become very good friends...no,she didn't give me the two hundred thou...

    1. theseus profile image69
      theseusposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Oh,that's such a cute story..I hope that what the two of you have will last for a long,long,long, time..I'm such a believer of happy-endings.Happy Valentines.
      God bless you.

    2. Pearldiver profile image88
      Pearldiverposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      I'm pretty sure that the thread was meant to PICK UP - Not STICKUP Lines roll

      Wouldn't it have been better to have waited until she had passed Sell instead of Buy? hmm 
      You could have pretended that you were Special big_smile


      @PDH..... That would be cruel!!! sad
      Especially if they didn't look the 2nd time big_smile
      Hope your day was a good one!

      1. prettydarkhorse profile image63
        prettydarkhorseposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        No, I will smile of course,,after saying it....
        Happy V Day PD, I am fine, hope your day is good too!

        1. Pearldiver profile image88
          Pearldiverposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          Well you have a really good day PDH... It was Valentine's Day here Yesterday smile

          I so want to change to a Northern Time Zone... It's Seriously Not True that Kiwis are premature at everything!! yikes big_smile

          1. prettydarkhorse profile image63
            prettydarkhorseposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            of course you are not. Is it fall already there??

            1. Pearldiver profile image88
              Pearldiverposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              Yep... but I'm Still Standing Maita! smile

              Hope you had a good day mate! smile

      2. cheaptrick profile image75
        cheaptrickposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Hello pd.I see you still havent shaken your obsession for sticking it to me.Your comments Are amusing in a childish sort of way.Have you been"Diving for pearls of wisdom"lately?You really Should try to get off that Island one day.There's a Whole Big world out there.Who Knows,you might actually learn something.smilesmile
        Here's a propasition,How about you Ignore my comments and Ill continue to Ignore yours:)smile

        1. Pearldiver profile image88
          Pearldiverposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          Hahaha... How Cheap... Trick! smile

          You must really try to learn to hide those insecurities far better when you are around Scorpios big_smile

          As someone on an island who has had to learn that big world stuff.. from visiting seagulls and ship wrecked sailors... let me share some of that knowledge with you for free Cheap!

          I am told that if one sits continuously through time on the side of a boat, holding onto their tackle... They Will Not Avoid Piles.. and ever possible side effect of them! big_smile

          Judging by your well wishes... clearly, you have found out that the need for new undies is one of the side effects of your disorder sad big_smile

          Thanks for sailing away Cheap! big_smile

          1. cheaptrick profile image75
            cheaptrickposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            OK Peni...I mean Pearl Diver,Lets play.You blather on and on in your childish attempts at displaying your Self proclaimed Wisdom"I will not suffer a fool".At least say something original rather than riping of what Someone else has said many many times before.You keep trying to stick the"Insecurities"barb in but it doesn't work.The hallmark of a small mind is personal attack...which is something you Excel at.I keep asking my self why I keep responding to such an immature clearly emotionally stunted young man?...or should I say Boy?I wish I had the time to Live at my screen the way you do however a website is a small part of my world.Doe's it Feel Good to project your self as an all knowing wise man as you bully others from the safety of your[must be]parents basement.I offered a flag of truce but in your infantile mind you reject it.I'll be happy to trade insults until one of us gets banned.For me it doesnt matter...I'm betting it would be a disaster in your golf ball sized reality:)

  16. prettydarkhorse profile image63
    prettydarkhorseposted 6 years ago

    pick up line -- I have never done this, but maybe I will do this one time. When you like to know a guys name then you look at them in the eyes and when they look at you (they will feel conscious cos you have been looking at them, make it obvious that you have been looking at them and when they look at you, shift your eyes to another directions, maybe do these twice or more), then finally tell them "What are you looking at?" Maybe it is effective.

  17. Greek One profile image77
    Greek Oneposted 6 years ago

    I've had great success with..

    "Hi"

    1. theseus profile image69
      theseusposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      That's what I call..confidence..lol

  18. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 6 years ago

    see my card to everyone in the other Happy Valentine's Day Everybody, thread!  It says it all.

  19. tritrain profile image75
    tritrainposted 6 years ago

    My favorite cheesy line is "If I tell you that you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"

    1. theseus profile image69
      theseusposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Tried saying it to a girl? Did it worked? smile

      1. tritrain profile image75
        tritrainposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        I use it on my girlfriend all the time.  big_smile

  20. TheJman profile image60
    TheJmanposted 6 years ago

    this one goes in the funny column... and it needs to be said with a cute accent and very quickly! tongue


    drum roll please!!

    "Hey baby.. what's happening? lets groove!

  21. Greek One profile image77
    Greek Oneposted 6 years ago

    One line that often worked for a friend of mine...

    "The only difference between me and all these other guys is that I go down"

    You might be surprised at the number of times that worked... and how fast the results were evident

    1. TheJman profile image60
      TheJmanposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      yea, but the reason that works is more the fact that it takes confidence to say that to a girl and that's whats the girl picks up on

      1. Greek One profile image77
        Greek Oneposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        but you are forgetting the source of this confidence

        http://pjensi.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/crownroyal-lg.jpg

  22. tritrain profile image75
    tritrainposted 6 years ago

    http://s3.hubimg.com/u/4619818_f248.jpg

  23. manlypoetryman profile image69
    manlypoetrymanposted 6 years ago

    Here's one for us 'ol timers...'xcuse me darling but as soon as I looked into your eyes...I forgot what line I was going to use lol

    (course I'd get into trouble from my wife if I ever used that one... big_smile)

    1. Pearldiver profile image88
      Pearldiverposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Clearly She doesn't like it when you repeat yourself! smile

  24. profile image0
    Beth37posted 4 years ago

    Did you ever notice women don't really have pick up lines? Can you imagine how simple they would be?
    "Hi, Im a female and I'm willing to sleep with you." lol

  25. Bill Yovino profile image88
    Bill Yovinoposted 4 years ago

    You had me at "Please go way!"

  26. bvhpro profile image42
    bvhproposted 4 years ago

    I love it! big_smile big_smile

 
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