So are you trying to date her or just take her money... oh... is it cause she looks like a million bucks. Well that one would be wasted on me, Im obviously not smart enough to catch on before you'd shake your head and walk away.
Heard this one somewhere: At a bar, woman meets man. She says, "What's your name?" He says, "Joe". She says, "I got your name tattooed on my ass". They go to her place and she undresses. Tattooed on her ass is "Your Name".
Liam Hannan:suave lines to use on a girl. Pearldiver: Mastered the craft:D Bronson_Hub: smooth move. Jeff Berndt: someday I hope that you can think of something romantic to say your special someone; livewithrichard:I totally agree; paradigmsearch: charming moves that still work readytoescape: it sure did worked on me..once.. knolyourself:, this post surely lifted my spirit today, thank's. prettydarkhorse:
I was waiting for a trolley when an attractive women made eye contact as she passed buy.With out thinking I said "Excuse me madam,I'm homeless and was wondering if you could spare two hundred thousand dollars so I can buy a condo"? We still see each other and have become very good friends...no,she didn't give me the two hundred thou...
Hello pd.I see you still havent shaken your obsession for sticking it to me.Your comments Are amusing in a childish sort of way.Have you been"Diving for pearls of wisdom"lately?You really Should try to get off that Island one day.There's a Whole Big world out there.Who Knows,you might actually learn something. Here's a propasition,How about you Ignore my comments and Ill continue to Ignore yours:)
OK Peni...I mean Pearl Diver,Lets play.You blather on and on in your childish attempts at displaying your Self proclaimed Wisdom"I will not suffer a fool".At least say something original rather than riping of what Someone else has said many many times before.You keep trying to stick the"Insecurities"barb in but it doesn't work.The hallmark of a small mind is personal attack...which is something you Excel at.I keep asking my self why I keep responding to such an immature clearly emotionally stunted young man?...or should I say Boy?I wish I had the time to Live at my screen the way you do however a website is a small part of my world.Doe's it Feel Good to project your self as an all knowing wise man as you bully others from the safety of your[must be]parents basement.I offered a flag of truce but in your infantile mind you reject it.I'll be happy to trade insults until one of us gets banned.For me it doesnt matter...I'm betting it would be a disaster in your golf ball sized reality:)
pick up line -- I have never done this, but maybe I will do this one time. When you like to know a guys name then you look at them in the eyes and when they look at you (they will feel conscious cos you have been looking at them, make it obvious that you have been looking at them and when they look at you, shift your eyes to another directions, maybe do these twice or more), then finally tell them "What are you looking at?" Maybe it is effective.
My aunt heard a really cool pick up line yesterday when she got out of her car at work. Guy looks at her and starts to pray something to the effect of, "Dear Lord, if ever I'm going to go blind, please don't...