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Cowboys and Girls - Limericks
There was a young cowboy out west
Herding cattle he gave it his best
Cowgirls made him nervous
How they wore their shirts-es
Showing of giant mounds of their breasts
A girl from the east one day reckoned
The life of the west it did beckon
She packed up her sunshine
With hopes of a good time
with cowboys. Now she's off to rope one!
In his bull riding skills he had pride
They were tested and true they were tried
But eight seconds in bed
With the one he had wed
It's no wonder the poor woman cried
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Rolly! Good to see you here.... yes. poor girl indeed. i have had an earth shattering 8 minutes, but 8 seconds, oh my! ...
hope to be seeing more of you... thanks for the support. :)
Hi Dana... awesome... poor girl... 8 seconds come now cowboy...
Hugs
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LINDA - of course! I knew you would. It's a great song, and a great idea!
thanks for sharing this.
BTW, I love that Big and Rich song!
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HI TWIN! Thanks for the share! This was the first thing I saw when I opened up HP!
And it reminded me that I need to write another poem. Maybe a limerick too... hub hugs! :)
You deserve it chickie! Back to share with my followers :)
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ChristyWrites - Thanks for the compliment, twin! :)
LOL Dana, you funny gal you!
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Vicki - LOL! Guess you and Bill have similar tastes. Not sure what to make of that. :) Glad you liked these.
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Mary - I wonder what the cowboys would think of my poetry! I found a few more that I should add to this. I couldn't find them when I published this. Or I could do anothe one. Who knew cowboys would make for such fun?!
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midget38 - LOL! guess she shoulda taken him for a test drive before saying "I do".... thanks for sharing! :)
Yeah, like Bill, the first one really got me. LOL. Nice!
Yep, this one is pretty amusing. I have personally known lots of cowboys and they are a pretty egotistical bunch. They love the ladies, too!
Oops...the poor lady!! LOL! Gives an incentive to be careful about the one you marry. Thanks for these..absolutely hilarious and sharing!
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LaThing - Nice to see you stopping by my little poems... Those darn saucy girls. How is a cowboy to keep his head straight?! :) .... Thanks for the votes!
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ALUR - So happy I could give you something to distract from the nerve-racking job hunt! My hubs vary from informational to dramatic to just plain silly. Sometimes you just need something light and funny.... Good luck with the job hunt!
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Gypsy Rose Lee - I hesitated publishing these cuz I wasn't sure if anyone else would think they were funny. I have been tickled by comments like yours. thank you!
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ImKarn23 - Hi Leslie. So glad to deliver a laugh at your time of need! ... thanks a million for the vote and share. always thrilled to get a boost from you!
ROFL..... Beautiful, Dana! I love the discription of the cowgirls..... Very clever! Voting up and awesome!
I needed this on a morning where I am nervous about job hunting. Thanks.
My hubs are a bit more dramatic/rarely amusing. LOL
That was delightfully amusing. lol
Needed this laugh at 5;16 am, my friend! Loved the last one especially - 8 seconds on any bucking bronco is his target time - anything beyond that is gravy..LOL..
Very funny...voting/sharing forward...
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AudraLeigh - hahahahaha! i am so happy you like these so much! thanks bunches for voting and sharing. yay! :)
LOL..LOL..OMG LOL!!!! What a funny, funny..LOL..LOL..LOL!
Ok...voted up and shared!!!
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jhamann - LOL! Yes, Jamie, there certainly is! thanks for stopping by. it is always a pleasure to entertain you. :)
Yes, there is a difference between the Rodeo outside and the Rodeo inside. Very funny. Thank you. Jamie
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rcrumple - LOL! Lasso grabbing? Riding? oh dear. there are so many things that could be said here that could go oh so wrong. And that is the fun of a Limerick! .... so happy you enjoyed these. you always put a smile on my face. glad to return the favor :)
Speed Kills ... relationships! lol I don't know to grab a lasso or ride off into the sunset. Somehow, saying that I'm riding my horse has a strange connotation here. lol Fun poem! Enjoyed!
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travmaj - so nice to see you! glad to spread some cheer. your comment has made my day... hugs :)
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chepkoluumugulel - LOL! thanks.i wonder what the cowboys would think of them!
Hilarious - really cheered me up- thanks for these -
This is really funny. I couldn't help but think about our cowboys here in TX. Awesome job!
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Mhatter99 - what a delight to be visited by the king of the limericks! and a compliment too! you know as well as i what a delight these are to write. when they are enoyed by others it adds to the fun! thanks a million :)
3! I'm impressed. Good too. Thank you and keep up the good work.
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THANKS NELL!!!! hugs! :)
Lol! really funny stuff! Yeehaw!
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Sunshine625 - WhooHoo! Thanks a million Linda for the idea. So happy you like it. :)
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Bill -oh dear! Please don't let me be the one responsible for putting the great billybuc in an early grave. The hubbers will have my head! I desperately wanted to accompany that one with a sexy bosomy photo, but nothing met my standards. Maybe it's good for you I didn't !.... so happy to add some fun to your day. That's what I do this for :)
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Daisy - I am always so happy to see you drop by. So excited to be considered a poet! :)
You got yourself a Yeehaw for this awesome limerick!!! Way to go Dana!!
I couldn't get past the line, 'showing off giant mounds of their breasts.' I was eating some banana bread when I read that line and I almost choked.
Great fun Dana!
Dana,
OMG! Your limericks are so funny! I love them! Great job, my poet friend.
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