Cowboys and Girls - Limericks
There was a young cowboy out west
Herding cattle he gave it his best
Cowgirls made him nervous
How they wore their shirts-es
Showing of giant mounds of their breasts
A girl from the east one day reckoned
The life of the west it did beckon
She packed up her sunshine
With hopes of a good time
with cowboys. Now she's off to rope one!
In his bull riding skills he had pride
They were tested and true they were tried
But eight seconds in bed
With the one he had wed
It's no wonder the poor woman cried
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