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Cowboys and Girls - Limericks

Updated on November 15, 2012
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There was a young cowboy out west

Herding cattle he gave it his best

Cowgirls made him nervous

How they wore their shirts-es

Showing of giant mounds of their breasts



A girl from the east one day reckoned

The life of the west it did beckon

She packed up her sunshine

With hopes of a good time

with cowboys. Now she's off to rope one!



In his bull riding skills he had pride

They were tested and true they were tried

But eight seconds in bed

With the one he had wed

It's no wonder the poor woman cried



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    • DanaTeresa profile imageAUTHOR

      Dana Strang 

      5 years ago from Ohio

      Rolly! Good to see you here.... yes. poor girl indeed. i have had an earth shattering 8 minutes, but 8 seconds, oh my! ...

      hope to be seeing more of you... thanks for the support. :)

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      Rolly A Chabot 

      5 years ago from Alberta Canada

      Hi Dana... awesome... poor girl... 8 seconds come now cowboy...

      Hugs

    • DanaTeresa profile imageAUTHOR

      Dana Strang 

      5 years ago from Ohio

      LINDA - of course! I knew you would. It's a great song, and a great idea!

      thanks for sharing this.

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      Linda Bilyeu 

      5 years ago from Orlando, FL

      BTW, I love that Big and Rich song!

    • DanaTeresa profile imageAUTHOR

      Dana Strang 

      5 years ago from Ohio

      HI TWIN! Thanks for the share! This was the first thing I saw when I opened up HP!

      And it reminded me that I need to write another poem. Maybe a limerick too... hub hugs! :)

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      Christy Birmingham 

      5 years ago from British Columbia, Canada

      You deserve it chickie! Back to share with my followers :)

    • DanaTeresa profile imageAUTHOR

      Dana Strang 

      5 years ago from Ohio

      ChristyWrites - Thanks for the compliment, twin! :)

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      Christy Birmingham 

      5 years ago from British Columbia, Canada

      LOL Dana, you funny gal you!

    • DanaTeresa profile imageAUTHOR

      Dana Strang 

      5 years ago from Ohio

      Vicki - LOL! Guess you and Bill have similar tastes. Not sure what to make of that. :) Glad you liked these.

    • DanaTeresa profile imageAUTHOR

      Dana Strang 

      5 years ago from Ohio

      Mary - I wonder what the cowboys would think of my poetry! I found a few more that I should add to this. I couldn't find them when I published this. Or I could do anothe one. Who knew cowboys would make for such fun?!

    • DanaTeresa profile imageAUTHOR

      Dana Strang 

      5 years ago from Ohio

      midget38 - LOL! guess she shoulda taken him for a test drive before saying "I do".... thanks for sharing! :)

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      Victoria Lynn 

      5 years ago from Arkansas, USA

      Yeah, like Bill, the first one really got me. LOL. Nice!

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      Mary Hyatt 

      5 years ago from Florida

      Yep, this one is pretty amusing. I have personally known lots of cowboys and they are a pretty egotistical bunch. They love the ladies, too!

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      Michelle Liew 

      5 years ago from Singapore

      Oops...the poor lady!! LOL! Gives an incentive to be careful about the one you marry. Thanks for these..absolutely hilarious and sharing!

    • DanaTeresa profile imageAUTHOR

      Dana Strang 

      5 years ago from Ohio

      LaThing - Nice to see you stopping by my little poems... Those darn saucy girls. How is a cowboy to keep his head straight?! :) .... Thanks for the votes!

    • DanaTeresa profile imageAUTHOR

      Dana Strang 

      5 years ago from Ohio

      ALUR - So happy I could give you something to distract from the nerve-racking job hunt! My hubs vary from informational to dramatic to just plain silly. Sometimes you just need something light and funny.... Good luck with the job hunt!

    • DanaTeresa profile imageAUTHOR

      Dana Strang 

      5 years ago from Ohio

      Gypsy Rose Lee - I hesitated publishing these cuz I wasn't sure if anyone else would think they were funny. I have been tickled by comments like yours. thank you!

    • DanaTeresa profile imageAUTHOR

      Dana Strang 

      5 years ago from Ohio

      ImKarn23 - Hi Leslie. So glad to deliver a laugh at your time of need! ... thanks a million for the vote and share. always thrilled to get a boost from you!

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      LaThing 

      5 years ago from From a World Within, USA

      ROFL..... Beautiful, Dana! I love the discription of the cowgirls..... Very clever! Voting up and awesome!

    • ALUR profile image

      ALUR 

      5 years ago from USA

      I needed this on a morning where I am nervous about job hunting. Thanks.

      My hubs are a bit more dramatic/rarely amusing. LOL

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 

      5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      That was delightfully amusing. lol

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      Karen Silverman 

      5 years ago

      Needed this laugh at 5;16 am, my friend! Loved the last one especially - 8 seconds on any bucking bronco is his target time - anything beyond that is gravy..LOL..

      Very funny...voting/sharing forward...

    • DanaTeresa profile imageAUTHOR

      Dana Strang 

      5 years ago from Ohio

      AudraLeigh - hahahahaha! i am so happy you like these so much! thanks bunches for voting and sharing. yay! :)

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      AudraLeigh 

      5 years ago

      LOL..LOL..OMG LOL!!!! What a funny, funny..LOL..LOL..LOL!

      Ok...voted up and shared!!!

    • DanaTeresa profile imageAUTHOR

      Dana Strang 

      5 years ago from Ohio

      jhamann - LOL! Yes, Jamie, there certainly is! thanks for stopping by. it is always a pleasure to entertain you. :)

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      Jamie Lee Hamann 

      5 years ago from Reno NV

      Yes, there is a difference between the Rodeo outside and the Rodeo inside. Very funny. Thank you. Jamie

    • DanaTeresa profile imageAUTHOR

      Dana Strang 

      5 years ago from Ohio

      rcrumple - LOL! Lasso grabbing? Riding? oh dear. there are so many things that could be said here that could go oh so wrong. And that is the fun of a Limerick! .... so happy you enjoyed these. you always put a smile on my face. glad to return the favor :)

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      Rich 

      5 years ago from Kentucky

      Speed Kills ... relationships! lol I don't know to grab a lasso or ride off into the sunset. Somehow, saying that I'm riding my horse has a strange connotation here. lol Fun poem! Enjoyed!

    • DanaTeresa profile imageAUTHOR

      Dana Strang 

      5 years ago from Ohio

      travmaj - so nice to see you! glad to spread some cheer. your comment has made my day... hugs :)

    • DanaTeresa profile imageAUTHOR

      Dana Strang 

      5 years ago from Ohio

      chepkoluumugulel - LOL! thanks.i wonder what the cowboys would think of them!

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      travmaj 

      5 years ago from australia

      Hilarious - really cheered me up- thanks for these -

    • chepkoluumugulel profile image

      chepkoluumugulel 

      5 years ago from Texas

      This is really funny. I couldn't help but think about our cowboys here in TX. Awesome job!

    • DanaTeresa profile imageAUTHOR

      Dana Strang 

      5 years ago from Ohio

      Mhatter99 - what a delight to be visited by the king of the limericks! and a compliment too! you know as well as i what a delight these are to write. when they are enoyed by others it adds to the fun! thanks a million :)

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      Martin Kloess 

      5 years ago from San Francisco

      3! I'm impressed. Good too. Thank you and keep up the good work.

    • DanaTeresa profile imageAUTHOR

      Dana Strang 

      5 years ago from Ohio

      THANKS NELL!!!! hugs! :)

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      Nell Rose 

      5 years ago from England

      Lol! really funny stuff! Yeehaw!

    • DanaTeresa profile imageAUTHOR

      Dana Strang 

      5 years ago from Ohio

      Sunshine625 - WhooHoo! Thanks a million Linda for the idea. So happy you like it. :)

    • DanaTeresa profile imageAUTHOR

      Dana Strang 

      5 years ago from Ohio

      Bill -oh dear! Please don't let me be the one responsible for putting the great billybuc in an early grave. The hubbers will have my head! I desperately wanted to accompany that one with a sexy bosomy photo, but nothing met my standards. Maybe it's good for you I didn't !.... so happy to add some fun to your day. That's what I do this for :)

    • DanaTeresa profile imageAUTHOR

      Dana Strang 

      5 years ago from Ohio

      Daisy - I am always so happy to see you drop by. So excited to be considered a poet! :)

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      Linda Bilyeu 

      5 years ago from Orlando, FL

      You got yourself a Yeehaw for this awesome limerick!!! Way to go Dana!!

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      Bill Holland 

      5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      I couldn't get past the line, 'showing off giant mounds of their breasts.' I was eating some banana bread when I read that line and I almost choked.

      Great fun Dana!

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      Daisy Mariposa 

      5 years ago from Orange County (Southern California)

      Dana,

      OMG! Your limericks are so funny! I love them! Great job, my poet friend.

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