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Funny Pun about Brad and Lorraine and ClaraLee

Updated on October 30, 2014
Birds do it.
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Funny Pun about Brad and Lorraine and ClaraLee

Love Triangle

Brad lived with Lorraine

In a condo – tenth floor.

For two years they were lovers

But Brad wanted more.

Lorraine was pretty,

Witty, nice, and curvy.

But Brad’s heart was cold,

No longer topsy-turvy.

True, they made love,

But it was sporadic.

The problem you see,

Brad was nomadic.

He often fantasized

Being with other gals.

He believed that Lorraine

And he were no more than pals.

Now the plot thickens,

You knew that it would.

Brad’s poor heart quickens,

He feels misunderstood.

That’s often a reason

Both tried and true.

Why men commit treason

Against the love they knew.

The cause of his ardor,

A lass named ClaraLee.

Made his heart beat harder

So beautiful was she.

But she had scruples,

Many more than Brad.

She would not date him

While another girl he had.

She told him she liked him

Much more than a brother.

But she could not love him

While he was with another.

Brad really did try

To break up with Lorraine.

Once on an airplane

And twice on a train.

Yes, Brad had a roving eye

But inside – still a nice guy.

He would take Lorraine out

For one final date.

Break the news to her

They weren’t destined to mate.

As they strolled by the river

Brad began confessing.

He was in love with ClaraLee

And sought Lorraine’s blessing.

"I Can See Clearly Now, the Rain Has Gone." Johnny Nash 1972

It was a chilly, rainy night

Lorraine began to shiver.

Turned away too quickly

And fell into the dark river.

The current was swift

And the light very dim

Lorraine soon drowned,

She never learned to swim.

Brad was devastated

But not for very long.

He started to smile

And began singing this song:

"I can see ClaraLee now, Lorraine has gone."

Bonus: world's worst short pun: Do you need an ark to save two of every animal? I Noah guy.

© Copyright BJ Rakow, Ph.D. 2011. Rev. 2014. All rights reserved. Author, "Much of What You Know about Job Search Just Ain't So"


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