Funny Pun about Brad and Lorraine and ClaraLee

Yes, James, that was Johnny Nash singing what may have been his biggest hit. Thank you for loving my clever and pithy poem. Ith not eathy theth dayth to get pith. And you liked the PUNch line, you clever fellow, you. Thank you for that, too.

Clara Lee, Brad and I thank you, too, for coming back, Ruby. No word though from Lorraine ... yet!

Oh, and thanks for the hee!

Hi, sl - I see you are making the rounds of the punny funs, I mean, funny puns. More power to you, m'dear. Delighted you enjoyed this one. Loved your line: '... poetic tale to get us to the river, and then you really deliver.' I'll find a way to use it, y'know. A very Happy New Year to you, too.

And I love you for your comments. Happy, Healthy, Prosperous New Year to you and yours.

I have no comment either, Sharyn. Oh, wait a minute, Yes, I do. Thank you for LOLing and the nut definitions. I like 'original' and 'zany' is okay but I'm not too fond of the other meanings. But I do appreciate the link . . . I think. :)

And you are a fantastic and amazing commenter. I'm serious, too. Thank you for the 'great writer' comment - that wins bunches of Brownie points from me. Delighted I gave you a good laugh. Funny Pun #8 coming soon.

Anyone who loves clever, dark humor is a pal of mine, b. Thanks for loving this 'fun read.'

What a treat, Derdriu. to pull you away from your fantastic, fascinating, fulsome fish tales long enough for a visit here. You are indeed a champion of laudatory loquacity. And welcome ... any time!

Delighted you found this funny pun amusing, et al. I will keep on until I run out of punny material which may be happening as I write.

Regardless, it has been my pleasure to share and I do appreciate your approbation and the up and etc.

Dang, Kelly, I thought those WERE your real names!

Hi, Linda - thanks for pushing all those buttons. And the lovely comments. You have a very kind heart but I have the information from a very trusted source (Zeus in my next Interview) that Lorraine is in a far, far better place. Trust me.

Thank you so much, Keith, for your gracious comments. Still smiling? That's the greatest compliment of all. I fervently believe what you wrote: "There's nowt wrong with corny, if it makes you laugh and brightens your day." Amen!

And a ten out ten score? Who could ask for anything more?

You added to my Aussie education with 'nowt.' I like it - saves time. Unless I forget and spell it 'newt.'

Hope I did't ruin that pretty song for you, Audrey. I have the same problem. Putting the words in my pun to the tune every time I hear it.

And of course you got it first time around. That is definitely due to your superior intellect and not the fact that you and I may be familiar with the original tune - from the Dark Ages. Well, not really the Dark Ages for you, m'dear, just for me. More like the Dim Ages before they got completely Dark for you.

Loved Chantelle, eh? Anyone who loves a 'groaner' is a buddy of mine. :)

Please be careful, John, with those slaps to the forehead. I would not want you to knock yourself out. Devoted followers are too hard to find. Thanks for the additional groan, too.

And thanks for your Glasgow 'Chantelle' funny. I know I can find a place to use it one day.

Don't give it another thought, Susan. You were not too slow. The punchline was too fast. And look at the positive. It gave you an opportunity to start the day with a song. Heh, heh.

You never know, Kelly, since I always change the names to protect the guilty. Think about this. Dave has 4 letters. Brad has 4 letter. Coincidence?

Happy I could surprise you with the ending - one of my favorite things to do you know. Thanks for the 'hilarious,' m'luv.

Thank you for not seeing it coming, carcro. That's my greatest reward next to coin of the realm, that is. The up and Awesome is much appreciated, too.

Ah, Ruby, you are getting close to my price with that comment about gold. Would you like to try diamonds, m'dear?

Delighted you enjoyed this funny pun with the catchy ending. Me, too. (No humility gene here.)

Thank you, Feline. You are priceless, too. But I do have a price. It's just that no one has ever been able to raise that much money. Heh, heh.

Dear Paradise, don't feel badly. Many puns require a reread before they make sense. And you could be right with your insightful, clever comment: You can't see clearly until the rain is gone. Very good, m'dear. You are far, far from being old with that repartee.

Thank you, Dex, for your visit and very gracious comments. It takes one to know one, you know. And thanks for the up vote - warms the cockles of my heart. There has to be a pun in there somewhere.

Thank you, Hilary, I love it when the punch line of a pun is a surpise. You are the second person who mentioned Sara Lee. There's got to be another story there. Maybe not punny, but it could be funny. No?

What a terribly sad story, Martie, about the woman who was killed after learning her hubby wanted a divorce. Maybe it wasn't entirely an accident. Because she was so distraught. Who knows?

You have a point, my dear, about Brad. He may just be a guy who loves 'em and leaves 'em. But I like to think that if that's the case, one day he will be on the receiving end. Whatcha think? Thanks for the visit, that tragic story, and the up.

As far as the Law is concerned, if no one saw Lorraine fall into the river, he could be convicted on circumstantial evidence, but the case would be difficult to prove. Just sayin'.

Hi, psychicdog. Thank you for enjoying my rhyming and delighted you got it. I knew it was just a matter of time. Heh, heh. You are way ahead of the game. Sometimes folks never 'get it.'

Hi, Patty. Delighted to have given you a smile. You gave me a big one, too, with your gracious comments and up vote. Thank you, m'dear.

Thank you, bp, for the 'Up awesome and oh so funny.' You are my type of commenter. What a coincidence: you love this and I love you.

Delighted to see you here, CM, and so happy I made you laugh on a gray, windy morning. You are spot on, m'luv, one should never try to swim and sing at the same time. Those are mutually exclusive events if one does not want to sink. Thanks for the warning!

Oh, I do like that, femmeflashpoint. "nobody does it like Sara Lee," you say. Could be another funny pun in there somewhere. You think Clara Lee's days are numbered, eh? Mebbe so. Thanks for stopping by with your incisive wit, m'dear.

I think I heard you singing to this one from here, Rosemary. Loved the expiration date joke. Thank you. I'm sure I'll think of a way to use it at some point.

Nice to meet you, Poetic Fool. Funny, that's what some people have called me, too. Happy to give you a laugh. No thanks necessary.

What a nice compliment, christopher. Not the ought to be shot but the 'simply genius.' Love it, love it.

Thank you, MPG. Creating a poem round a pun is fun, fun fun. So far, that is. Delighted I gave you a laugh.

And I will take that as the highest compliment, mary. Thank you. I'm kinda fond of that last line myself, too.

Thank you, tnvrstar, for the lovely and sweet. So are you. And the up. :)