Funny Pun about Brad and Lorraine and ClaraLee
Funny Pun about Brad and Lorraine and ClaraLee
Love Triangle
Brad lived with Lorraine
In a condo – tenth floor.
For two years they were lovers
But Brad wanted more.
Lorraine was pretty,
Witty, nice, and curvy.
But Brad’s heart was cold,
No longer topsy-turvy.
True, they made love,
But it was sporadic.
The problem you see,
Brad was nomadic.
He often fantasized
Being with other gals.
He believed that Lorraine
And he were no more than pals.
Now the plot thickens,
You knew that it would.
Brad’s poor heart quickens,
He feels misunderstood.
That’s often a reason
Both tried and true.
Why men commit treason
Against the love they knew.
The cause of his ardor,
A lass named ClaraLee.
Made his heart beat harder
So beautiful was she.
But she had scruples,
Many more than Brad.
She would not date him
While another girl he had.
She told him she liked him
Much more than a brother.
But she could not love him
While he was with another.
Brad really did try
To break up with Lorraine.
Once on an airplane
And twice on a train.
Yes, Brad had a roving eye
But inside – still a nice guy.
He would take Lorraine out
For one final date.
Break the news to her
They weren’t destined to mate.
As they strolled by the river
Brad began confessing.
He was in love with ClaraLee
And sought Lorraine’s blessing.
"I Can See Clearly Now, the Rain Has Gone." Johnny Nash 1972
It was a chilly, rainy night
Lorraine began to shiver.
Turned away too quickly
And fell into the dark river.
The current was swift
And the light very dim
Lorraine soon drowned,
She never learned to swim.
Brad was devastated
But not for very long.
He started to smile
And began singing this song:
"I can see ClaraLee now, Lorraine has gone."
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Bonus: world's worst short pun: Do you need an ark to save two of every animal? I Noah guy.
© Copyright BJ Rakow, Ph.D. 2011. Rev. 2014. All rights reserved. Author, "Much of What You Know about Job Search Just Ain't So"
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Comments
AH HA! Shades of Johnny Nash, was it?
I loved your clever and pithy poem. Nice PUNch line. Enjoyed very much. Thank you!
I had to come back to read this line, " I can see Clara Lee now, Lorraine has gone " Hee
I can see Clara Lee now...groan...funny punny drbj. You tell such a nice long poetic tale to get us to the river, and then you really deliver. Happy New Year! sl
I love this song and I noah guy.... nicely done.
I have no comment. Seriously, I have no comment. I am LOL'ing though. Thought you should know.
Oh okay, just one link:
Thank you for a good laugh which I could do with. You are a great writer. Really I am serious.
Now that the dark clouds have drifted away...I loved the clever, dark Humor, of this "Funny Pun" Darbj...A real Fun Read!
drbj: What an amusing, diverting, entertaining, hilarious poetic bit of dramatic, philosophical, punning fun! The triangular saga of Brad, Clara and Lorraine stands on its own, but the world's worse pun keeps the party going.
Each funny pun sounds like more!
Thank you for sharing your humorous creativity, voted up, etc.,
Derdriu
I love it! Next time use our real names! Haha!
I had to hit every button on this. Very intriguing and fun but I am feeling sad for Lorraine.
Hi drbj, what a cleverly constructed poem with a fantastic ending, I'm still smiling thinking about it. There's nowt wrong with corny, if it makes you laugh and brightens your day. Ten out of ten for this brilliantly sides splittingly hilarious and funny hub. Cheers
Well, now you did it - I will never be able to hear that song and not put your words to the tune!
Chuckling away in Central Oregon - I got it first time around and not sure why it was not crystal clear to everyone immediately - even got the tune! Of course that comes with being a smartass perhaps in all things.
Gotta love Chantelle - that is definitely a groan~
Groooaaannn! I love it, drbj. It took me a few seconds, just like 'just ask susan,' but that made my slap to the forehead even harder.
Did you hear the Glasgow Herald funny:-
'I saw this cute young thing in the pub the other night' said the pub loudmouth. 'So I went up and asked her what her name was.'
'Chantelle,' she said.
So I told her, 'Come on, you can tell me.'
Too slow this morning. Had to to sing the song before I caught on ! LOL
Wow Drbj - this sounded a lot like my life with Dave until the whole falling in the river thing:) he didn't get that lucky! Haha! I didn't expect that ending either:) hilarious!
That's great, never saw it coming, hahaha! Voted up and Awesome...
I agree with Feline, you are worth more than gold. Funny pun with a catchy ending. LOL..
Oh, you are priceless, drbj!! :)
I had to read that last line, the kicker, twice before I got it! I think I'm getting slow in the head in my old age. Or maybe I can't see clearly until the rain has gone.
Hah! LOL!
Dr. BJ! Another outstanding pun poem! Those of us that think we are funny can learn lots from you! Voted up, up and away!
What a clever ending and what a surpise! I honestly thought somehow Sara Lee was going to enter the scene. But that's not even punny.
Shame, poor Lorraine. I knew a woman who got herself accidentally killed in a car crash after her husband had asked her for a divorce in order for him to marry a woman he had fallen in love with. That was such a tragedy! Drbj, I don't think Brad will ever be happy with Clara Lee, because he is deep inside a good guy with a guilt complex... Or what do you say?
What a story! Voted up and tragic.
And BTW, the Law is going to drive him nuts. He will have to prove that he did not push Lorraine in the river....
LOL - great way with rhyming you have drbj and I got it this time!
Up, Awesome and Interesting - very cute with the pictures too. Thanks for giving me a smile.
Up awesome and oh so funny. I love this!!!!
drbj that really made me laugh on this grey and windy morning! Poor old Lorraine! The lesson must be never try to swim and sing at the same time!
Clara won't last long either.
I've heard her sister, Sarah, has eyes for Brad as well.
If Brad asks Clara for a walk along the river, she'd better run the other way. She simply can't compete, cause nobody does it like Sara Lee. ;)
Oh this one had me singing. I just love your poetic build ups.
Found this in my mail this morning so thought I would return the laugh.
Husband: "What are you doing?"
Wife: "Nothing."
Husband: "Nothing? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour."
Wife: "I was looking for the expiration date."
I needed this laugh more than you know! Great job and thanks!
You really should be taken out and shot for that one. It was really funny though. I will be laughing till I go to bed. It even scans the same as the song. Simply genius.
Even though I've heard both jokes I still laughed. How clever are you to create a poem around a pun, well done drbj.
How in the world do you think of these things??? The last line just cracked me up! You must have an extremely high IQ, cause only a genius would think like this! I mean that as a highest compliment. See you..
Lovely and sweet! Voted Up
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