He Loves Her - She Loves Him NOT...
She envisions poor Andrew being punished,
He invited it often you see,
Sixth-grade class clown and bully savant,
Just her luck he sat right behind SHE!
Spit-balls his signature go-to,
He wasn't beneath chopping hair,
She also learned quickly to check without fail,
After countless at-TACKS on her chair!
Lucky for her she could run like the wind,
At recess he'd chase and he'd tease.
The girls would sing "Andrew loves Kar'n",
He was on her like some damned disease!
The Teacher - poor soul - did try to contain,
As admonishment fast turned to threat.
Whilst Andrew continued his torment,
It'd be she that would break into sweat!
How her twelve-year-old heart yearned for Ronnie,
His Cuteness three desks to her left,
Oh, how she did suffer in silence,
His cold shoulder did leave her bereft!
Undaunted, she tested each little girl wile,
O'er two years he held her at bay.
She just learned the key to this puzzle,
Seems the Ronnie she loved turned out GAY!
A Few Other I'mKar'n Ditties...Please Enjoy and Feel Free to Share With Your Friends And Countrymen!!
- Where Did The Love go?
It seems like divorce is a thing of the past - there are much better ways to get rid of her fast!
- Just Pray Away the Gay
Time has come to draw the line - accepting love as a bouquet, There's always Fifty Shades of Bloom - can't Pray the Gay Away!
- Walk Through The Fire With Me..
- Foreplay: The Ins and The Outs...
You've heard it before boys - straight from her heart, There's work to be done 'fore those legs come apart...