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How To Lose A Girl (Limerick)

Updated on August 2, 2012

How To Lose A Girl: Introduction

Have you ever seen the classic comedy, "How To Lose A Guy In Ten Days?" This movie portrays actor Matthew McConaughey as he seeks to win a bet of making a woman fall in love with him in ten days. Meanwhile, journalist Kate Hudson is assigned to write an article on how to lose a guy in ten days. These two characters meet in a bar shortly after the bet has been made, and the rest of the movie is a surprise! I will not share any more information, because this is a must see movie!

Why do I mention this movie? Well, I have decided to do a cute little spin off of the movie in the form of a limerick. "How To Lose A Girl In One Week"

For all of you men out there, who for some strange reason, want to know how to get rid of a women in one week, do take a look! Maybe you want to know what not to do, take a look!

For all of you women out there who are curious of what not to look out for in a man, take a look!

How do you lose a girl in one week? Enjoy this limerick!

The guy and girl have went out on an awesome date, or at least one member of the party thought so. A week has gone by, and the next date is about to take place...(THE STAGE IS SET)


How To Lose A Girl In One Week

Sorry but what was your name again

Michelle Monique Monica or Jen

Dress makes you look big

You eat like a pig

But if you'd like we can still be friends

How To Lose A Girl: Funny Disclaimer

I want to start off by saying that if you try this out(this is for all the men out there, are you LISTENING?), you will most likely not succeed. I will take it a step further, you will NOT succeed. Yes, I went there! If you want to be prideful, which us men have the tendency to be(For you women, no need for your witty response to that statement. Unless you are TToombs08, then you can leave one...), then I challenge you to try this out and let me know how it goes! But, do not say that I did not warn you ahead of time.

For you women, I would advise to stay clear from these men. Unless you find them super attractive, then it is up to you! You can make your own decisions. But, if the guy can not remember your name, it probably should be a red flag! But, like I said the choice is yours! Hey, I am good at remembering names! Just thought I would throw that out there, no reason behind it!

I hope you have enjoyed this Limerick; have a great day friends!


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