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My Love Loves A Man Who Snores! An Ode To A Snore
My Love Loves A Man Who Snores
(You might try reading this with all the videos going at once!)
My Love loves a man who snores.
Of course she is the girl this man adores.
Other women have run away in great fright,
When they awoke to horrible sounds in the night.
Pit Bull Puppy Snoring Laying on his back
When others might scramble for clothes in the dark,
She might try to rekindle a flame with a spark.
She seems to roll with all my faults- like a champ!
No stumbling into furniture or knocking over a lamp.
Two Cats Snoring
Oh sure she’s disappeared a few times before.
I once found her sleeping on the kitchen floor.
She may wake, slip out of bed, but she won’t go far.
She’s never gone further than to sleep out in the car.
Snoring Cat
I remember some times not very long ago,
When I was awakened and asked to take my snoring and go.
I’ve often had a lack of sleep caused by people next door.
They can’t sleep a wink because of my continuous snore.
Bunny snoring
Sometimes I’ve had to drink from a cold and bitter cup.
There’s a banging on the door and a “Shut the hell up!”
I try to atone and make amends- tell my story,
It’s sleep apnea, my larynx, airflow, my respiratory.
Dog Snoring
I started seeing looser women, the ones who “slept around”.
Surely they’ve heard a lot of snores and wouldn’t “put me down”.
But every whore like the one before had never heard “my” snore!
They woke with fright in the middle of the night and often away they tore.
my dog snoring
I’ve finally met my mate. She can deal with my affliction.
She’s very patient and knows all about airways constriction.
She has a beautiful smile and her rear is so endearing.
She has so many qualities- and I think she’s hard of hearing!
Snoring Horse
What light through yonder window breaks?
What is the noise? What tremor shakes!
What is that clap and roaring thunder?
What god hath joined let none put asunder!
matzoball snoring
Surely there are limits, to what love can endure.
But seeking should be, for the heart that is pure!
My Lady doth love a man that snores.
It is certainly me, whom she adores!
“Darling, did my snoring bother you Dear?”
I hesitate, but I ask as I tremble with fear.
She’s charming and answers my question with shrugs.
And with all the grace of a queen, she removes her ear-plugs!
by Micky Dee
PS:I do apologize for using that "w__e" word. It just rhymed with snore.
Natural Stop Snoring Remedies
Almost everyone snores- some! babies and pets snore. Does your mate sleep in another room - or another house - or in the car? You may snore too loudly. Do people in hotels bang on your door or the walls and ask you to, "shut the hell up"? You may be a loud snorer.
Males have narrower air passages than women and thus- will snore more!
If you snore only on your back your snoring is probably mild.
If you snore with your mouth closed the tongue may be the problem.
If you snore with your mouth open it may be the tissues in the throat to be the problem.
Try:
Sleeping on your side.
Use a triangular pillow.
Elevate the head of the bed.
Limit alcohol and medications as possible.
Clear the nasal passages.
Lose weight.
Snoring can be a symptom of sleep apnea which is a potentially life threatening condition. Snoring is caused by narrow airways. Sleep apnea is an obstruction to breathing. The sleeper may awaken many times during the night due to the loss of breathing. The sleeper may not remember anything at all about the awakenings.
How to Stop Snoring
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Comments
Funny, and sweet Mickey :-)
I think I snore sometimes but it wakes me up when I do...lol.
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I bet you have a cute snore! Thanks Msorensson!
Snoring horse...this is unique brother,snore when i have a buzz...lol check on me,this is for you!
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Yo Rossimobis! Thank you Rossi Brother. I'll be right over!
You sound like my brother, god he is like a freight train from hell. Oh, and never sleep with whores, they just may 'roll' you and you'll find yourself naked in some swamp. I know these things.
How funnneeeeeeeeee. I just loved the bunny hahahaha! And of course your dog snoring. He sleeps with his eyes open? Freaky! This was great. Never gave animals snoring a thought but this was fun to read and watch!
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I know you know Ralwus. You're a man of adventure and mystery. A snorer needs to produce a "disclaimer" when they are to share quarters near or with someone else!
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Yo Ghost. Missed you! I never thought of a bunny snoring! Of course none of these animals are mine. I tried to find the best videos I could off the "net" that hubpages would accept. No- I can't take care of myself much less another life. Besides- I snore! That's why the squirrels sleep outside!
Yes well the snoring in this house is mostly not by me - enough said!
What a lovely funny Hub. I greatly enjoyed it and the vids were great too.
Love and peace
Tony
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Thanks Tony! Are you sure? Good night!
This made me laugh - I thought rabbits were completely silent and I never knew cats could snore. Thanks for this Micky.
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Thanks for stopping by 2uesday. I'm so glad you enjoyed the animals! Take care!
Mickey, thanks for making me laugh again, loved it. made me think of a poet friend of mine but that's a story i will write about soon. have a great day :) blessing to you!
LOL! LMAO !If there's something I hate, are snores ! You made me laugh too much with your poem ! I loved it ! It's very well written, BTW :)
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Hey Sa'ge! I'm glad you liked this. Thanks for stopping by! I'll be over to your hub soon!
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Howdy Tantrum! I'm so glad you enjoyed yourself! I have to admit- I have been a terrible snorer! I wonder what "havoc" it's wreaked on my body. It's sure wreaked havoc on others. I wonder how many men would actually think, "I snore very horribly! I'll go to the doctor immediately for a cure for snoring. Alas- we can't afford to cure snoring. What will we do?
You did it again .. you got me giggling. It's nice to have the companionship of an animal who fully accepts you.
Brought home a puppy in a tub
unconditional love
that's what he's made of
a soft and cuddly little cub
This puppy stays here .. it's what I Dub
I'll never give her up .. no sireee BUB
Love Ya MickyDee
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Thank you Mekenzie! Thanks for your addition! I love your poem!
This is funny. Ear plugs work. Or sleeping in the next room. Believe-it-or-not I miss your snoring! :) How crazy is that. Guess I just miss you. As always. Sounds like you're doing well and enjoying your riding, which is wonderful. Take care - guess you're getting ready for Mitchell? Best wishes... oh, and we're all going to watch Crocadile Dundee 2 tomorrow night. :) Thanks.
Ah, Micky, you are too funny! I'm laughed for every line you created, and every video you added. And you are so lucky, to have wonderful lady at your side.
Thank you. ^_^
Adorably hilarious! I could not have been that creative and the videos were adorable! Good job!
Hilarious Mickey Dee. Thank you for these videos and the poem too about snoring. I am greatly entertained.
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Prettyunicorn you are in every day! I miss you. I miss the roads. I miss your warmth. I miss your smile. I miss your hug. I miss your kiss. I miss...I miss...I miss...
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Hi Freya Cesare! Actually this was and not really is. Maybe again some day. Somewhere! I have been lucky. Perhaps I'll be lucky again. Thank you Freya Cesare!
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Hi AEvans! Thank you for dropping by! I'm glad you had a good time! Thanks!
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Hi Teresa Laurente! It is so very nice to see you. Thank you for stopping! I know you don't snore!
Micky
Thanks for the chuckle this lovely Spring morning in Wicklow-Brilliant entertainment.One thing-that w word doesn't rhyme with snore over here,in which case we must snure:)
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Thank you Itakins! I never even thought of the way you folks screw up the English language! Don't they teach you "American" over there? That's funny. I didn't think of that at all. I felt a little bad about using that w word! Thank you very much!
Great Great Great
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Thank you warrioRR! I do appreciate your stopping by!
great hehe, I remember when once upon a time I was married, then my deceased now father in law snored like the breathe is suspended, he will snore and then stopped in the middle and continue, very loud, he had stroke that time and he was paralyzed down below. I take care of him, and he was living with us. I was scared everytime he sleeps as if he is going to die hehehe, and his snoring is loud LOL,
Thank you for the laughs Micky, hmmm, I will wear a plug too if that is the case, morning,
The poem is well written, beautiful! Maita
Mick, this ones solid gold! I've got a snore war here at my place, I may be loosing but it's two against one my Rotty's snore pretty boldly and the newest one seems to whine into the night, I never gave it much thought but us snoreroarers might be the cauzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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50 Caliber- don't fall asleep! I'm right here! Wake up! Okay- saw those logs Bro!
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Hi Maita. Thank you for stopping by. Snoring is too much a part of our lives so often. I'm very bad sometimes! That's what I hear from others. Thank you Dear!
Have to admit to snoring but then so does my husband. We provide a duet of symphonic sounds at night. We'd be the percussion section! Ha!
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Sometimes it's best to fight fire with fire! Tape yourselves and see how musical you are!
lol..the funny sleeping positions was awesome! My dogs rarely snore but my Persian cat does...sometimes quite obnoxiously where one of the dogs will go and get in his face and try to figure out why he's making such a noise. :) Fun hub!
Hi Micky,
I have never thought snoring could be funny, but you proved me wrong.
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Yo Theherbivorehippi! You can identify! You should video your animals! Please!
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Hey Petra. I have no witnesses to my snoring. They've all disappeared! Snoring is funny on a short video! Maybe a poem! Thank you Ma'am!
Maybe Micky, there are lots of women who said that, if I see you snoring I will put something in your mouth, hehe, just kidding, Maita
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Several people have tried to silence me with pillows! You learn to hold your breath for a long time. Why can't our bodily sounds were like music?
Very sweet hub.
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Thank you Ladyjane!
Very funny & awesome hub Micky Dee! Enjoyed it so...
Very funny. I loved this hub!
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Thank you Michael Shane! I need to get over to your neck of the woods!
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Thank you Smireles! I'm glad you had a good time! Thanks!
Yes, I do Micky. I do. I have seen in one of the shows of Dr. Oz, that snoring wakes us, causing sleep disruption. And, its true, I can hear myself snoring in the middle of the night. Then, I get up and go back to sleep again. Great Day!
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I bet it's a cute snore! I do that same thing. I bet no one puts a pillow over your head though!
Seriously?!!
This made my day!. No... my week.
Superbly executed Sir.
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Gee whiz AM Gwinn! You just made mine. I'm glad you liked it. Thank you!
I only recently began snoring....I tape recorded it one night, and then sought ways to correct it. It sounded like
my tonsils were beating the crap out of each other, and then
exhaling through a rubber tube that resmbled a fart noise. Now I think I have corrected most of the problem... so I am sleeping better, and only having to deal with that noisy alarmthat wakes me far too early. Loved this...snort...snort.~~MFB III
Several people have tried to silence me with pillows!
Are you sure it was because of snoring? Snort-snort--he he he. I have never snored but I know many a man who has tried to silence me with pillows while I sleep. LOL
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Yo MFB! Those flippin' alarms! Put a hammer next to your bed! It really is amazing the sounds I heard while I was "searching" for snores! Thank you Sir!
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Hey Ghost. They wouldn't dare. I find it hard to believe. A purty gal like you can't snore much! Snoring should be ample reason for a separation of some kind! Ear plugs!
That was great. Thanks for a much needed light hearted moment.
I really appreciate all the work you put into your hubs.
Namaste.
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Thanks Deborah! I'm glad you had a good time!
Namaste!
My Husband tells me I snore. I'll believe it when I snore loud enough to wake myself up.
What fun! Thanks.
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Hi Stormrider! I bet you have a cute snore! Thanks for stopping by!
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Thank you for coming by Kim, and for the comment!
How funny !! Snoring can't get more comic than that..
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Snoring can be rough! Any interruption of sleep. Take care Ten Blogger!
I love the dogs snoring, real cute article :)
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Thanks Coolmon. It's always so pleasant to see you visit. Thank you!
Micky Dee, this is pure magic, I book marked it and will share it marking it everything good. I snore wanna video... Still smiling, your a good man to spread such joy, thanks and peace :)
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Oh Katie! You're making me smile! Thank you Ma'am!
O man.! My sides a hurting again. !Great stuff.
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Thank you Dim Darling!
oh my god this is the funniest hub since the last time I read one of your hubs - and yes I used to snore but not anymore - Mickey Sir of Mister Dee has taken snoring right out of my charmed life!
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Eman! You always crack me up whether it's here or in Epigrammanworld!
Oh my gosh, that certainly bought a smile to my face early in the morning. A very big smile!!! This is so funny and clever as it all gels together. You really are very talented Micky. I am now going to make a cuppa and when I come back I'm going to go through it again with all the video clips running at the same time.There is a positive bookmark for this one. Thank you for sharing this one, you really are a star!! Take care Micky.
I've also promoted it on FB.
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Oh Eiddwen! Now you've done it! You've made me love you! You don't snore do you? God bless you Eiddwen!
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