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Vietnam Vet has A Bobbi Rant For Christmas!

Updated on December 16, 2010

The Vietnam Vet loves his BobbiRant,

There is no other that can make him pant!

He needs only to look at her,

And all his motors start to purr!

His heart comes apart,

And he forgets where to start!

They were both anticipating,

Some serious celebrating!

Bobbi and the Vet,

Were getting all set.

Bobbi's carols were sung,

And the Vet's “stocking” was hung.

Though Vet was lit and in a little fog,

A fire was lit with his little Yule log.

Stockings were hung

                 by the chimney with care,

And the Vet was focused

                      on Bobbi's underwear.

Victorious Secrets were all in his head,

And the Vet was hoping they would soon be in bed.

He plied her with chocolate and Bailey’s Irish Cream,

Hoping that Bobbi would fulfill his dream.

The Vet was slicker and wanted to trick her.

He poured some booze, plotting to liquor.

While Bobbi was dressed lovely in lace.

The Vet only wore a smile on his face.

Bobbi saw the Vet and untied his bow.

Then Bobbi's eyes were all aglow.

"You must be so glad to see me!

For that’s the biggest, I ever did see!”

“Yes!” Bobbi said with such a shout!

"This is what Christmas is all about!”

Then Bobbi added with such delight,

“This will be a joyous night!”

She had never seen "one" like that!

For "it" was big enough

                        to hang a coat and hat!

"Yes!", Bobbi shouted out with glee!

                                                                “My! That sure is a big Christmas tree!”

by Micky Dee

inspired by: Rocking Under the Christmas Tree Tonight

                   God bless this BobbiRant for loving a Vietnam Veteran!

Sweet Love!



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    • Micky Dee profile imageAUTHOR

      Micky Dee 

      7 years ago

      Hey Freya girl. They're a good couple! God bless Freya!

    • Freya Cesare profile image

      Freya Cesare 

      7 years ago from Borneo Island, Indonesia

      Hahaha! Naughty poem! I like it. :)

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      Audrey Kirchner 

      8 years ago from Washington

      Now that's hilarious!

    • Peggy W profile image

      Peggy Woods 

      8 years ago from Houston, Texas had me going right up until the end. Whew! What a big Christmas tree! Still smiling! Nice tribute to two of your favorites. Up and funny!

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      Allen Werner 

      8 years ago from West Allis

      Thank the Lord for the Bobbi's of the world and their compliments - Peace

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      8 years ago

      I loved this! Still laughing at how funny and imaginative it is. Great Hub!

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      Darlene Sabella 

      8 years ago from Hello, my name is Toast and Jam, I live in the forest with my dog named Sam ...

      OMG you had me clinging to every word then, LOL you shocked me so...I sure do love your rants, you must rant more often. rate up Love you mic, this is awesome, and your are you darski

    • Hummingbird5356 profile image


      8 years ago

      Another quality hub. Thanks

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      Wesman Todd Shaw 

      8 years ago from Kaufman, Texas

      Oh man, new friends with humor is always the way to go!

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      8 years ago from Barefoot Island

      Oh my gosh, you really did do it this time. I loved this, you really did such a wonderful gift here. I know they both loved it. You brought laughter and smiles, you are truly a gift all wrapped up in chocolate and vanilla sprinkled with some powered sugar. Love you sweet man! :D hugs :D

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      Amy Becherer 

      8 years ago from St. Louis, MO

      Oh, Micky, I can tell by vietnamvet68's comment that you really touched his heart. BobbiRant sounds like she got a kick out of your adorable poem, too. The theme song I'll think of from now for you and vietnamvet is "Bad Boys, Bad Boys, whatcha gonna do". Very clever, fun, and hilarious read, and as always, a surprise, MD!

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      8 years ago from New York State

      Micky my brother you pull at my heart, you must have been PEAKING in my window last night. you bring a smile to my face and a tear to my eyes. I Love you Brother Man this here is a beautiful piece you wrote for an old vet and his wife. you are the kindest person I know. God Bless you Brother Man...

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      8 years ago from Chicago,IL

      That was funny stuff!

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      8 years ago from Houston, TX.

      You go boy!

    • MartieCoetser profile image

      Martie Coetser 

      8 years ago from South Africa

      Micky, thanks for telling me. I've put you on ice :)))) Keep us informed. (Don't freeze on my ice!)

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      Mentalist acer 

      8 years ago from A Voice in your Mind!

      A delightful sentiment of a Vet and his Pet,lol,thanks for sharing,Micky

    • Micky Dee profile imageAUTHOR

      Micky Dee 

      8 years ago

      Yo Pamela Always - everybody- God bless you all for loving this couple.

      Martie - I received a call a bit ago. A generator is down at the VA hospital in Durham. Operations were canceled for just today but I was told that I could receive a call saying that my operation, for tomorrow, is postponed. Of course I'd like to get it done. But we'll see. It snowed today and maybe they want to be sure to have back-up power. Thank you Martie! God bless you Dear!

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      Martie Coetser 

      8 years ago from South Africa

      Micky, this is amazing – the way you present/introduce hubbers worthy to read to us. I know it takes a focused mind and quite some time to prepare a hub like this. Therefore I appreciate this so much. I follow Bobby since my arrival – I just love her style of writing and her topics, and I recently started to follow Vietnamvet as well, and of course with no regret. They are in my view one of those perfect couples I admire and respect AND envy. Micky, you will be in my thoughts tomorrow and until you return, ready to be on the ball again :)))

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      Pamela Oglesby 

      8 years ago from Sunny Florida

      This is so funny. You really outdid yourself this time.

    • Micky Dee profile imageAUTHOR

      Micky Dee 

      8 years ago

      Bobbi and the Vet,

      sittin' in a tree,


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      Ruby Jean Richert 

      8 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Micky, this is soo funny,and the Vet and Bobbi are the best.Your poetry is right on.

      What a beautiful Hubpage treat

      This couple,so nice to meet

      God Bless

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      8 years ago from New York

      Oh my goodness, love this hub, how could I not. My what a big tree you have, said Goldilocks. You are so sweet to write a hub about us. I do love Vietnam Vets, bless you all for doing what you felt was right. There might be people who don't love Vietnam Vets, but frankly, between you and me, I don't trust those people. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you.

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      Dim Flaxenwick 

      8 years ago from Great Britain

      ha ha ha Micky you realy had me going there. Brilliant. love you, man xxxxxxx

    • Micky Dee profile imageAUTHOR

      Micky Dee 

      8 years ago

      God bless Brother Rich!

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      8 years ago

      Thanks Micky - I needed that! That gave me a good reason to smile and have a good laugh! Cheers Brother and God bless you!

    • Micky Dee profile imageAUTHOR

      Micky Dee 

      8 years ago

      Yo 50! Er...nope!

      God bless Doug and CMerritt!

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      Chris Merritt 

      8 years ago from Pendleton, Indiana

      I just spit coffee all over my screen.

      Thank Mic for a great start to my morning, that was a great one.


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      Doug Turner Jr. 

      8 years ago

      Ahh, hub love.

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      50 Caliber 

      8 years ago from Arizona

      Mic' old son! it'll be hard for you to beat that one.....

      hehehe, great write, 50


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