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What are you gawking at?! - Limerick

Updated on November 16, 2012
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The girl pushed her breasts up to the skies

Yet harsh words if an onlooker spied

Well my dear lady grace

I will look at your face

Tell your tits not to look at my eyes!




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      Daisy Mariposa 4 years ago from Orange County (Southern California)

      Dana,

      This is a great Hub #75! Congratulations!

      I love your limerick! Well done, my friend!

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      Dana Strang 4 years ago from Ohio

      HI DAISY! Thanks fot the great comment. These are so much fun! Even more fun when other people like them.

      That last line was inspired by a t-shirt I saw in a souvenir shop. Such a funny line. And true! Some girls really do hoist those puppies up to their chins (guilty myself at times). How can you not look?!

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      Linda Bilyeu 4 years ago from Orlando, FL

      How true and funny! Congrats on #75!

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      Dana Strang 4 years ago from Ohio

      Sunshine625 - Linda! happy to see you! Yes. it is true in the funniest way... Thanks for the congrats. I figure that if I am stuck in the house with a nasty cold, I might at least have fun, right? :)

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      Martin Kloess 4 years ago from San Francisco

      Good one. We have to outdo (just for fun) tbusiness. She holds the unofficial limerick title.

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      Dana Strang 4 years ago from Ohio

      Mhatter99 - LOL! Challenge accepted. I have no need to be queen of the limericks. Princess perhaps? Maybe we could be a sort of Limerick trifecta! :)

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      Denise Handlon 4 years ago from North Carolina

      LMAOOL I just 'busted' (scuze the pun) out laughing at this. It is hilarious and just doggoned cute. Sharing it. I 'pushed' it up and hit funny. haha

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      Dana Strang 4 years ago from Ohio

      Deinse - LOL! Your comment is funnier than my hub!!... Always glad to get a "lift". Thanks so much for your "support"!... hee hee. Don't you just love it when you can have some fun?!

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      LaThing 4 years ago from From a World Within, USA

      ROFL, LOL, LOL....... What a great way to look at things! Very funny, Dana! Enjoyed it, voting up and awesome.

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      Jo Alexis-Hagues 4 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K

      Dana, how wonderfully uplifting!!... I've been missing all the fun. This is delightfully funny, well done.

      And don't you believe Mhatter, the crown is glued to his head :). But all the same, I'm very touched.

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      vespawoolf 4 years ago from Peru, South America

      Pithy and funny all at once! I love it!

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      Jools99 4 years ago from North-East UK

      Dana, Hee Hee....naughty but nice!

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      Michelle Liew 4 years ago from Singapore

      Dana, in the wonderfully naughty spirit of a limerick.Thoroughly enjoyed it! Shared.

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      Mike Pugh 4 years ago from New York City

      Too funny Dana wow! Wee!

      I don't know what else to say, HEHE......

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      Maria Jordan 4 years ago from Jeffersonville PA

      Hey, hey, hey...my eyes are up here, buddy!

      Oh Dana, This is adorable and oh so...FAB! Voted UP too and proud of you on your 75th...!

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      Alecia Murphy 4 years ago from Wilmington, North Carolina

      Funny stuff! Happy 75th Hub!

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      IntegrityYes 4 years ago

      That is nice and hilarious.

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      AudraLeigh 4 years ago

      You are on fire! Great limerick!

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      Dana Strang 4 years ago from Ohio

      LaThing - Let me guess, you liked this one.... Happy to spead some laughter... Thanks for the votes... :)

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      Dana Strang 4 years ago from Ohio

      tobusiness - So glad to see you join in the fun! Mhatter certainly is a talented Limerick-er, as are you. The good thing is that there is plenty of room for us all. So glad you enjoyed this. I had a blast writing it. See you around!

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      Dana Strang 4 years ago from Ohio

      vespawoolf - Then it looks like I did my job well. These really are so much fun to share when hubbers like you take the time to let me know you like them. Thank you!

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      Dana Strang 4 years ago from Ohio

      Jools99 - Hi Julie. Perfect description of my little piece. And of me too. You three perhaps?! :)

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      Dana Strang 4 years ago from Ohio

      midget38 - Good to see you Michelle... It's great to have a little naughty fun now and then... Thanks fotr passing it along :)

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      Dana Strang 4 years ago from Ohio

      CloudExplorer - thanks for reading... you said it perfectly!

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      Dana Strang 4 years ago from Ohio

      marcoujor - Maria, that's it exactly. Though sometimes the boobs are practically up there too! ... I used to work with a guy that never looked at my eyes. BUT he was staring at the FLOOR! Appaerently he was scared to death of me. So cute, but I would rather he be looking at my boobs. Woulda been easier to talk to him1

      Thanks for the vote, for the congrats, and for the encouragement. It always amazes me that such a little hub can get such a big response.... hugs!

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      Dana Strang 4 years ago from Ohio

      Alecia Murphy - THANKS! I feel like I should celebrate or something. This is a great excuse for a a cupcake!

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      Dana Strang 4 years ago from Ohio

      IntegrityYes - Good to see you. Thanks for the compliment.

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      Dana Strang 4 years ago from Ohio

      AudraLeigh - ME? On fire? Sweet! Now I can tell people I am HOT! Thanks a million for taking the time to leave a great comment.

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      Tarik Aarbaoui 4 years ago from Morocco

      You're good at limericks; keep up!

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      Dana Strang 4 years ago from Ohio

      miscellanea - Thank you!!! Limericks suit my personality well. A little bit funny, a little bit naughty, a little bit nice. Thanks for the encouragement ;)

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      Tarik Aarbaoui 4 years ago from Morocco

      Yes :) because I really find them so difficult to write. I'd write any verse but not a funny one ;)

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      Dana Strang 4 years ago from Ohio

      miscellanea - they can be tricky, the right number of syllables and the rhyme. But my mind goes a mile a minute so i do pretty well with it. as far as being funny, you might surprise yourself. just think if something you laughed at, or something you said that made other people laugh. there is your funny verse... most important though is to do what you enjoy!... hugs!

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      Tarik Aarbaoui 4 years ago from Morocco

      Yeah :) that could work I think. And as you already said limericks suit your personality because im sure you're a wonderfully funny person :)

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      OMG...Dana, i once saw a man wearing a Tshirt that said exactly THAT:

      Please make your boobs stop staring at my eyes! TOOO funny! Thanks for this at 6;55 am!

      paying it forward, my friend..

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      Mike Russo 4 years ago from Placentia California

      DanaTeresa : Too funny and very clever. If I'm with my wife and I get caught, I just say, "Isn't that disgusting?" But she knows it's a cover up and then we both laugh.

      I'm surprised that little bit of text does not trigger the sub-standard flag. I guess it's because it's a poem.

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      Tarik Aarbaoui 4 years ago from Morocco

      Hi Dana , I have written a limerick, I wonder if u'd like it :)

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      Dana Strang 4 years ago from Ohio

      miscellanea - yes. i am often told i am funny. among other things! i commented on your limerick. glad to dee you trying things.

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      Dana Strang 4 years ago from Ohio

      ImKarn23- Leslie, I admit that I did paraphrease that line from a t-shirt i sawand some jokes i have heard. It is too funnynot to share. A limerick seemed fitting. Glad to spread the fun. Thanks for passing it along!!

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      Dana Strang 4 years ago from Ohio

      peoplepower73 - Well sometimes you just can't help but to look. If your wife knows what you're looking at then she looked too. I do it too! And I have a rule - if any of my friends are exposing excess cleavage, then I have the right to throw items into it like straw papers, ice cubes, whatever is handy!

      I have not been flagged substandard yet. I am waiting for the day! This hub is lacking the coveted "H dot", perhaps it is for that reason. Doesn't matter to me. I think it is a hoot, and it seems so do a lot of other folks.

      Thanks for the awesome comment.

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      Tarik Aarbaoui 4 years ago from Morocco

      And Dana :) I have really followed your tip thanks alot :)

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      Paula 4 years ago from Beautiful Upstate New York

      GOOD one Dana!.....just a side note.....after a certain age, "they" see a whole lot of feet.....and usually, the feet are walking away......s i g h ..

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      Dana Strang 4 years ago from Ohio

      fpherj48 - LOL! that might be true for some. and that's ok. who wants those retreating feet anyhow. all you need is one good pair that stays... regardless of age, or feet, or gravity, hoist those puppies up now and then just for the fun of it. if i can get mine back up there, anyone can do it :)

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      Paula 4 years ago from Beautiful Upstate New York

      My son has a tow on back of his truck. Maybe I'll borrow it.

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      Dana Strang 4 years ago from Ohio

      fpherj48 - lol! whatever it takes! let me tell you, it is no small feat getting my girls up where i want them :)

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      Tarik Aarbaoui 4 years ago from Morocco

      :) funny hhhh

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Good one. Really funny.

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      Dana Strang 4 years ago from Ohio

      Gypsy Rose Lee - thanks! i admit i am a little surprised by how many comments there have been from people that love this one. mostly girls. good to know that you guys know when things are meant in fun and can enjoy it! sometimes i worrythat the world is getting way too serious... you guys rock. :)

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      Sueswan 4 years ago

      Hi Dana

      Love it! ROFL

      Have a good weekend. :)

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      Ken Taub 4 years ago from Long Island, NY

      delightful Dana!

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      Dana Strang 4 years ago from Ohio

      Sueswan - guess you really liked it. great! :)

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      Dana Strang 4 years ago from Ohio

      Kenja - thank you very much. it means a lot to know my work is enjoyed

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      Nell Rose 4 years ago from England

      Haha! Oh brilliant! thanks for the laugh! voted up! nell

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      Dana Strang 4 years ago from Ohio

      Nell - Hello!!! Always happy to spread some laughter. Thank you for the vote. Hope u feel better soon. The flu is no fun :(

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      epigramman 4 years ago

      ....lol lol well you caught me not only looking .... but reading as well - look your cheeky ways - your wit and your writing talents - and I just wrote one about a similar theme when making a left turn on a green light - so yes great minds do think alike - love this one -sending you warm wishes and good energy from lake erie time ontario canada 11:02pm

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      Dana Strang 4 years ago from Ohio

      epigramman - thank you. what a great compliment!!! i must check out your poem asap!

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      Anil 4 years ago from Kerala

      what I say? I saw a magic I saw a magic Love at first read! yes , I loves your writings. , congratulations.

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      Dana Strang 4 years ago from Ohio

      Anil and Honey - what a great comment. thank you! :)

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      Jim Higgins 4 years ago from Eugene, Oregon

      Saw you on a comment and had to look, I mean gawk, oh gosh...I love this! It is soooo funny! A man could not have written this.

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      Dana Strang 4 years ago from Ohio

      xstatic - hello! this was a fun one to write. i suppose a man could have tried to write it, but you are right, this is all woman....

      guess i can thank Laurinzo and his poetry for inspiring my comment and gaining me a new fan. i am honored... i see that you have found a few more of my poems too. hope i can continue to crank out good stuff - comments and hubs alike!

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      Elena 4 years ago from London, UK

      Lol. That's another way of looking at it. (instead of girls thinking people are the ones doing the looking)

      A lovely, funny Limerick.

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      Dana Strang 4 years ago from Ohio

      Lady_E - I am glad you found this funny.... it is true in some cases. when women shove their cleavage up and put, everybody looks! how can they not! :)

      thanks for commening. it was fun to revisit this one

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