Todd Akin Claims Breastmilk Cures Homosexuality

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  1. Stacie L profile image87
    Stacie Lposted 5 years ago

    Todd Akin Claims Breast milk Cures Homosexuality
    August 26th, 2012
    Missouri U.S. senate candidate Todd Akin has stoked more outrage today by claiming that male homosexuality is a disease and that the medical establishment has found the cure.

    The Republican congressman, already under fire for his controversial comments regarding rape, told a reporter for Cape Giradeau's KBSI 23 News that "female breastmilk - when fed directly to an adult homosexual male daily for at least four weeks - has a 94% chance of permanently curing homosexual perversions."
    read on..
    http://dailycurrant.com/2012/08/26/todd … sexuality/
    Is this man alright? has he had a stroke? roll

    1. Uninvited Writer profile image82
      Uninvited Writerposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      Geez, he should be locked up in a rubber room smile

    2. American View profile image60
      American Viewposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      To steal a famous line " and the hits just keep on coming".

      Like pretty panther I am not sure if this article was satire or not, but if it wasn't I foresee a ride in the Twinkie mobile in his near future. What a freaking idiot, his family must be so proud.

    3. Hollie Thomas profile image60
      Hollie Thomasposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      Wow, has anyone called the men in white coats yet?

  2. PrettyPanther profile image85
    PrettyPantherposted 5 years ago

    First, I wondered if the article is satire?  Is it?  Surely, it is?

    Then, I realized how sad it is that one can't be sure whether it is satire or not!  Republican politicians have actually said things that stupid.

  3. psycheskinner profile image80
    psycheskinnerposted 5 years ago

    "The Daily Currant is an English language online satirical newspaper "

    1. prettydarkhorse profile image63
      prettydarkhorseposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      big_smile

    2. Stacie L profile image87
      Stacie Lposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      Thanks for the clarification..I found other sites that stated it was satire as well..I guess people would readily beleive that he thinks this way...smile

  4. stclairjack profile image81
    stclairjackposted 5 years ago

    it clearly states at the top of the web page...... "The Global Satirical Newspaper of Record"

    for crying out loud people,..... the man if a certified dip shit,.... but one of the bold print tags in the SATIRICAL artcle was...... "lesbians can be cured by drinking something else"

    for the love of god, yawheay, jahova or freeking skittles,.... grow up and put your litteracy to use.

    1. Uninvited Writer profile image82
      Uninvited Writerposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      I admit, I didn't read the article...

      Not unexpected that he would say such a thing though smile

      Lighten up...

    2. PrettyPanther profile image85
      PrettyPantherposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      Um, you have to admit, it's not that much weirder than believing women have some automatic sperm repellant that deploys during legitimate rape.

  5. stclairjack profile image81
    stclairjackposted 5 years ago

    oh i agree with ya'll compleetely,.... the man is a walking jackwagon,.... it takes a lot,... A LOT for the national GOP to cut some one off like they have akin,... my god they still flirt with rick perry for skittles sake! ha!

    he's not just scientificaly challeged,... he's politicaly retarded............... and this man has sat on the science ad tech commitee,...................... stunning.

    it speakes to his overall reputation that something this blatantly satirical could be taken seriously re; him,................... if i published an article stating that he believed in a magical vaginay fairy that protected only the virtuous wombs from invading rape sperm,.... and that the un-virtuous wombs of sluts have lost thier vagina fairys,... and sluts can only get their guardian vagina fairys back by attending church and donating 100$ to the akin campaign,..............

    but then i do go on at times,........ i just like typing the words "vagina fairy"

    1. JayeWisdom profile image92
      JayeWisdomposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      st. clair, the premise of your article is funny, but the sad fact is that satire about Akins can be taken as factual because he's such an imbecile. What is even scarier is that people with such an incredible lack of intellect are representing Americans in Congress!

  6. Xenonlit profile image59
    Xenonlitposted 5 years ago

    Hmmm. Instead of pseudo science, we now have satiro-science, Ha ha! The Onion fools me every time until I read that it is The Onion publishing the article.

    Akin is still an ignorant slag who needs to lose.

  7. nina64 profile image82
    nina64posted 5 years ago

    I would like to know where Mr. Akin is getting his information. He is way off course and needs to take a couple of biology and science classes. I feel sorry for anyone that votes for him!!!!!!!!

    1. stclairjack profile image81
      stclairjackposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      most of the pointy heads that repeat this sort of dissinformation are actualy trying to repeat talking points that have been fabricated from cherry picked info.

      one could argue that ......... "violent rape perpetrated by a stranger results in viable full term pregancy a very small amount of time",... and statisticaly this is true,... the trauma both physical and psycological tend to make the odds of a viable full term pregnancy very low,..... BUT THAT DOES NOT MEAN THERE IS A MAGIC VAGINA FAIRY.... (i love saying vagina fairy)

      and even then,.. there is so much involved in definition,... how one defines rape,.... or legislates its redefinition.

      the fact that we are letting two faced hack oliticians define or redefine rape in the country because it has bearing on how we legislate abortion rights,....

      makes me vomit in my own mouth and have to swallow it,...... wonder what sinfull dissorder that cures.

  8. Mighty Mom profile image83
    Mighty Momposted 5 years ago

    The really crazy thing is, some people would actually vote for him BECAUSE of such a claim.
    Todd Akin's got a cure for homosexuality! He definitely gets my vote!
    lol

    1. JayeWisdom profile image92
      JayeWisdomposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      Are you being satirical or literal?

      1. Mighty Mom profile image83
        Mighty Momposted 5 years agoin reply to this

        I wish I was being satirical. Dead serious.

  9. peeples profile image93
    peeplesposted 5 years ago

    Breast milk cures a lot of things but that's not one of them!

 
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