I have recently (NOT) been appointed as the official HP forum police chief. This is an esteemed position (NOT) offered to me because I am obviously (NOT) the only person who can recognize humor, sarcasm, and the occasional smartass remark without flipping out.
I am (NOT) the only person who recognizes a sock puppet for who they really are, a troll for their actual disruptive intentions, a true spirit filled believer, and a real, bestiality loving intellectual atheist who is evilly planning a world takeover.
This position comes with absolute authority to do virtually nothing but overlook these things and connect with others who are actually legitimately interested in conversation on any and all topics.
Sad, really. I was hoping to be able to ban folks.
Oh well. Still an honor. Celebrate with me, people!
Thanks to both of you. I will be distributing free bibles, essence of spirit, zoology manuals, and beer for all of you who have supported me in my campaigning days.
TY for the kind gesture, and I prefer Budweiser - I've always liked the horses.
All you had to do to get my attention and support was mention beer.
I don't want any of those things. Can I just have a plate of home made lasagna instead?
How about Labatt's for us border folk...or Genesee Beer---a local favorite...
I'm always amused when American's (even the lucky few living here) mention Labatt's as a brand rather than a company that makes many brands.
That's because we only get Blue down round these parts. Well....down around my parts, we don't even get that...lol
Oh blue? That's not very popular around here anymore. It's now discounted beer.
mbugg, I'm originally from Detroit. We've co-opted Canadian beer and declared it domestic, so that's no problem!
wilderness, Bud's always available.
Wait! I'm also Catholic. We consider wine a sports drink, so there will be plenty of that too!
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