Celebrating my new position!

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    Motown2Chitownposted 10 years ago

    I have recently (NOT) been appointed as the official HP forum police chief.  This is an esteemed position (NOT) offered to me because I am obviously (NOT) the only person who can recognize humor, sarcasm, and the occasional smartass remark without flipping out.

    I am (NOT) the only person who recognizes a sock puppet for who they really are, a troll for their actual disruptive intentions, a true spirit filled believer, and a real, bestiality loving intellectual atheist who is evilly planning a world takeover.

    This position comes with absolute authority to do virtually nothing but overlook these things and connect with others who are actually legitimately interested in conversation on any and all topics.

    Sad, really.  I was hoping to be able to ban folks.

    Oh well.  Still an honor.  Celebrate with me, people!

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    A Troubled Manposted 10 years ago

    I'm raising a cup of coffee in your honor, Mo. Cheers!

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    mbuggiehposted 10 years ago

    Congratulations!

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    Motown2Chitownposted 10 years ago

    Thanks to both of you.  I will be distributing free bibles, essence of spirit, zoology manuals, and beer for all of you who have supported me in my campaigning days.

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      wildernessposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      TY for the kind gesture, and I prefer Budweiser - I've always liked the horses.

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      Rad Manposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      All you had to do to get my attention and support was mention beer.

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        mbuggiehposted 10 years agoin reply to this

        smile

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      janesixposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      I don't want any of those things. Can I just have a plate of home made lasagna instead?

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        Motown2Chitownposted 10 years agoin reply to this

        You, my dear, are in luck!  My husband makes amazing homemade lasagna.  All yours!

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    mbuggiehposted 10 years ago

    How about Labatt's for us border folk...or Genesee Beer---a local favorite...wink

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      Rad Manposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      I'm always amused when American's (even the lucky few living here) mention Labatt's as a brand rather than a company that makes many brands.

      http://www.labatt.ca

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        Motown2Chitownposted 10 years agoin reply to this

        That's because we only get Blue down round these parts.  Well....down around my parts, we don't even get that...lol

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          Rad Manposted 10 years agoin reply to this

          Oh blue? That's not very popular around here anymore. It's now discounted beer.

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            Motown2Chitownposted 10 years agoin reply to this

            That's okay.  We like it.  smile

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              Rad Manposted 10 years agoin reply to this

              Oh I like Blue as well. It's just one of many Labatt's products. It's a little watery, but that's okay.

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                Motown2Chitownposted 10 years agoin reply to this

                That's why we used to drink beer on your side of the border. wink

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    Motown2Chitownposted 10 years ago

    Done!

    mbugg, I'm originally from Detroit.  We've co-opted Canadian beer and declared it domestic, so that's no problem!

    wilderness, Bud's always available.

    Wait!  I'm also Catholic.  We consider wine a sports drink, so there will be plenty of that too!

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      mbuggiehposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      smile

 
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