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What's your favorite joke?

  1. dingdondingdon profile image59
    dingdondingdonposted 7 years ago

    What's your favorite joke?

    I'm in the mood to laugh. big_smile

  2. drbj profile image84
    drbjposted 7 years ago

    My favorite joke? Lady Gaga. She takes absurdity to the nth value.
    Oh, wait - you mean a joke, joke? Then it would be the one about the Seeing Eye dog on my recent hub, "Psychic Vegetables and the Things They Have Told Me."

  3. mrpooper profile image56
    mrpooperposted 7 years ago

    I'm my favorite joke. Why? Because I created this joke.

  4. wormdo profile image59
    wormdoposted 7 years ago

    A man walks into a bar.

    He is an alcoholic and it is destroying his family.

  5. OrlandoC profile image61
    OrlandoCposted 7 years ago

    What did the five fingers say to the face?


    SLAP!

  6. luckycharmz profile image60
    luckycharmzposted 7 years ago

    Why did the chicken cross the road?  Answer: To get to the other side.  Other side of what, I don't know.  It must be an inSIDE joke.  :-)

  7. Timetothink profile image61
    Timetothinkposted 6 years ago

    2 nuns were driving home from church one night and a vampire jumped onto the windscreen.  Frantic, the one nun said to the other, "Quick, show him your cross"..  So the nun stuck her head out the window and said, "Get off the bloody car f*^r!"

  8. tobey100 profile image60
    tobey100posted 6 years ago

    Two snowmen standing in the front yard.  One says to the other, "Psst.  Do you smell carrots?"

 
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