My favorite joke? Lady Gaga. She takes absurdity to the nth value.
Oh, wait - you mean a joke, joke? Then it would be the one about the Seeing Eye dog on my recent hub, "Psychic Vegetables and the Things They Have Told Me."
A man walks into a bar.
He is an alcoholic and it is destroying his family.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Answer: To get to the other side. Other side of what, I don't know. It must be an inSIDE joke. :-)
2 nuns were driving home from church one night and a vampire jumped onto the windscreen. Frantic, the one nun said to the other, "Quick, show him your cross".. So the nun stuck her head out the window and said, "Get off the bloody car f*^r!"
Two snowmen standing in the front yard. One says to the other, "Psst. Do you smell carrots?"
by MomsTreasureChest5 years ago
What's Your Favorite Knock Knock Joke?I'll start with a Halloween one...Knock Knock ** Who's There? ** Boo ** Boo Who? ** Why ya cryin? It's only a joke! **
by Martin Heeremans3 years ago
I know everyone has that one hilarious joke they use which will always get a good laugh out of everyone in the local vicinity.I'll start.A new Commander is sent to take over a command of a post in a remote location.On...
by mastergreen2 years ago
What's the funniest joke you know or ever heard?We all need a little laughter in our lives. So tell a joke, the funniest you have ever heard or known. Spread the laughter wherever you go. Good luck.
by Cecil Kenmill2 years ago
What's the worst joke you've ever heard?A buddy of mine emailed me this joke that was so cheesy, corny and tacky. Help me get him back! Clean humor only. If you wouldn't tell your grandma your joke then save it for...
by Blake Atkinson6 years ago
What's your best (clean) joke?I would offer mine, but then again that's why I'm asking...
by shin_rocka045 years ago
What's your favorite alcoholic or non-alcoholic drink to sip during the holidays?I think peppermint tea or a chai latte spiked with a good whiskey or rum would be great for me. Or just sipping the tea and latte without...
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