What's the worst joke you've ever heard?
A buddy of mine emailed me this joke that was so cheesy, corny and tacky. Help me get him back! Clean humor only. If you wouldn't tell your grandma your joke then save it for another time.
Oh, what's the joke he told me? You don't want to hear it but I'll tell you if I get some really good entries here. Good luck!
When you're out with your honey
And your nose gets runny,
You may think it's funny
But it's snot.
I am from the US government, and I am here to help you!
It's a toss up at the moment between "Affordable Healthcare Act" and "$15 minimum wage". Hard to choose though.
OK, guys. thanks for all your help. now what's the joke he told me?
what's beethoven's favorite fruit?
A person gets a job driving a bus on Sesame Street.
At the first stop, a fat little girl says my name is Patty and another one behind her says my name is Patty too. They get on the bus and find a seat.
At the second stop, a kid says my name is Special Ross. He gets on the bus and finds a seat.
At the third stop, a kid says my name is Leonard Cheeves. He gets on the bus and goes to the back and takes his shoe off and starts scratching his foot.
When he gets home, his spouse asks how they day went................
Well I picked up 2 obese Patties, Special Ross, and Leonard Cheeves picking bunions on a Sesame Street bus.
For those two young to remember McDonald's logo for the Big Mac in the 80's, it is:
2 all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles , onions on a sesame seed bun.
by mastergreen 3 years ago
What's the funniest joke you know or ever heard?We all need a little laughter in our lives. So tell a joke, the funniest you have ever heard or known. Spread the laughter wherever you go. Good luck.
by Daffy Duck 3 years ago
There are millions of jokes out there. Everyone says they have a great one. What's the funniest one?
by m920621m 8 years ago
What's the most creepy song you've ever heard?
by backporchstories 6 years ago
What is the best "clean" joke you have ever heard?We all need a good laugh, especially with so many serious questions on the hub about religion getting everyone all hot and bothered under the collar. Share your favorite joke and please keep it clean!
by EJ Lambert 5 years ago
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by michael1mars 3 years ago
Crank That-Soulja Boy
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