What's the worst joke you've ever heard?
A buddy of mine emailed me this joke that was so cheesy, corny and tacky. Help me get him back! Clean humor only. If you wouldn't tell your grandma your joke then save it for another time.
Oh, what's the joke he told me? You don't want to hear it but I'll tell you if I get some really good entries here. Good luck!
When you're out with your honey
And your nose gets runny,
You may think it's funny
But it's snot.
I am from the US government, and I am here to help you!
It's a toss up at the moment between "Affordable Healthcare Act" and "$15 minimum wage". Hard to choose though.
OK, guys. thanks for all your help. now what's the joke he told me?
what's beethoven's favorite fruit?
A person gets a job driving a bus on Sesame Street.
At the first stop, a fat little girl says my name is Patty and another one behind her says my name is Patty too. They get on the bus and find a seat.
At the second stop, a kid says my name is Special Ross. He gets on the bus and finds a seat.
At the third stop, a kid says my name is Leonard Cheeves. He gets on the bus and goes to the back and takes his shoe off and starts scratching his foot.
When he gets home, his spouse asks how they day went................
Well I picked up 2 obese Patties, Special Ross, and Leonard Cheeves picking bunions on a Sesame Street bus.
For those two young to remember McDonald's logo for the Big Mac in the 80's, it is:
2 all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles , onions on a sesame seed bun.
by mastergreen 3 years ago
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by Daffy Duck 2 years ago
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by backporchstories 6 years ago
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