What is the funniest punchline?
Years ago I was watching the MASH TV series and Hawkeye bursts out of a door and says to his friend: And then the Nun said " I didn't know you could do THAT with a duck!!!" You never got to hear the joke but the punch line was hilarious all by itself. Does anyone have similar punchlines to share?
Years ago I watched the Sullivan Show and a comedian told a joke about T.V. Commercials. He said that some day we will all hear,"Folks, we interrupt this commercial to bring you a program." Unfortunately, this has become a very real fact and it should read, "we interrupt these thirteen commercials to re-adjust your brain to the realization that you were watching a movie."
..... A Nun has hope in her soul.
That being the actual punching to a joke ... The joke should be obvious from there.
I have two favourites:
1) "No, I'm a frayed knot."
2) "That's because Jesus saves."
I don't really have a favorite, if it makes me laugh, well it makes me laugh.
by Daffy Duck 3 years ago
There are millions of jokes out there. Everyone says they have a great one. What's the funniest one?
by mastergreen 3 years ago
What's the funniest joke you know or ever heard?We all need a little laughter in our lives. So tell a joke, the funniest you have ever heard or known. Spread the laughter wherever you go. Good luck.
by lyricsingray 9 years ago
can you do it? Make us laugh in 2 lines?hmmmmno mamma fat jokes allowed - too easyall skinny ones permitted ha just made one, cracking myself up
by Cracknutcase 7 years ago
Eye catching punchline needed which signifies Achievement & brilliance for an educational instituteAll the authors are requested to post their answers..! The sooner, the better.. Thank you!
by Matthew I Crawford 8 years ago
Q: If a blonde and a brunette fall off a building at the exact same time, which one lands first?A: The brunette; the blonde had to stop to ask for directions.Q: How does a blonde turn on the light after sex?A: She opens the car door.Q: How do you confuse a blonde woman?A: Take her to a round room...
by damian0000 8 years ago
Who is the funniest comedian of all time?What, for you, is their best joke?
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