What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
A Jewish wife asks her husband, "Why can't you sleep?"
"I owe Yakob 100 shillings I cannot pay."
She rises, bangs on the wall their apartment shares with Yakob's family. "Yakob, you shmeck, we're never going to pay you that 100 shillings because you are cheating us!"
The wife returns to bed. "There. Now you can sleep, and Yakob will be up the rest of the night."
A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia. The doctor gave him a thorough examination, found absolutely nothing physically wrong with him, and then told him, "Listen, if you ever expect to cure your insomnia, you just have to stop taking your trouble to bed with you."
"I know," said the man, "but I can't. My wife refuses to sleep alone...
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