Hemingway and F. Scott Fitzgerald

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  1. chinared profile image59
    chinaredposted 11 years ago

    Hemingway and F. Scott Fitzgerald

    Having drinks in a bar, what would Hemingway and F. Scott Fitzgerald say about the internet?

  2. ajwrites57 profile image84
    ajwrites57posted 11 years ago

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    My take chinared.

    "Max, two 'Death in the Afternoons'!",  Hemingway ordered.
    "Ernest, please give me your knives if we are going to drink those again tonight!", begged Scott. Ernest laughed.
    "Look Scott, are you gonna whore yourself again by selling stories on the internet, too? Weren't the magazines bad enough?"
    Scott turned slowly to him, "Ernest, your stories are selling well, as are your novels, I need this..."
    "Scott," he said, watching the green liquid drip through the spoon, "the internet is so full of drivel and amateur wannabes, I can't stand it!"  "Why put your stuff in the same company as theirs?"
    "What about your Blog, Ernest,..."
    "Scott, my publisher demanded an online presence so I conceded and throw him a bone, once a week. But I'm not gonna spread all my stories and such all over the internet. There is still some artistic integrity left in me...Scott you're too good for this!"
    "I need this Ernest..."

    photo: commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File%3ATracy%2C_Hemingway_in_Havana.jpg

    1. chinared profile image59
      chinaredposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      LMAO... very good! I believe you nailed the essence, but I don't think Hemingway would agree, at least without a fight and the use of some major expletives. Very well done!

    2. ajwrites57 profile image84
      ajwrites57posted 11 years agoin reply to this

      Thanks! I put one swear one word in, at least off color. Need an #$%$# editor myself...

 
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