Fill in the blanks please: "You might be a______ if you __________. " (Thanks,

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   Laura Schneiderposted 7 years ago

   Fill in the blanks please: "You might be a______ if you __________. "
   (Thanks, Wayne Brown!)
   
   Let's stir up some different areas of our creativity and see what it does to our future writing. Some examples of answers to this "question" (really more like a challenge):
   
   You might be a redneck if your outhouse has a pay phone.
   You might be a native Minnesotan if you say, "Want to go with?"
   You might be a MinneSOtan if you laughed hilariously throughout most of the movie, "Fargo", ya know.
   You might be a Dr. Who FANATIC who needs treatment if you know what T.A.R.D.I.S. stands for and can name all of the actors who played the Dr. over the years.

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   bethperryposted 7 years ago

   You might be a hubpages contributor if you engrave thumbs up or thumbs down on the bedpost instead of niches.

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      Laura Schneiderposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Bethperry, I don't see you carving any down thumbs any time soon. :-) Good one--thanks for your answer!

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   gmwilliamsposted 7 years ago

   You might be an overprotective parent if you refuse to let your 18 year old child attend college/university in another state/country.

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      Laura Schneiderposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Ha ha! I know these people! Lots of them. Some of the grown-ups need to finally grow-up, methinks.

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   connorjposted 7 years ago

   
   
   You might be a Canadian (professor, eh) if you refuse to give any grades above a "B" (eh)!

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      Laura Schneiderposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Oh, ya, ya know. Them things can happen that way on occasion...
      LOL Great one, connorj!

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   Tammy Lposted 7 years ago

   You might be a rich Texan if your Cadillac has a gun rack.
   
   If your primary vehicle has more than three colors, you just might be a hick.

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      Laura Schneiderposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Oh my goodness! < I > might be a hick (just kidding). My car is ancient (1993) but runs great, 30+mpg, and is only 1 color (not counting needing a carwash).  Thanks for these, Tammy L! I obviously had great fun with them; I'm sure others did, t

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   Joseph Frankinaposted 7 years ago

   You might be (are) from Southern California if you (annoyingly) add the article "the" before a freeway number. E.g. Traffic's backed up on the 405.
   
   Obviously I'm from Northern California. Traffic's backed up on 101.
   
   It's ok, we still love you guys down there!

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      Laura Schneiderposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Glad to hear California's so accepting of verbal annoyances! (And I didn't know S. Cal. added a "the" in front of highway names. Huh. You learn something new every day.) Peace, Joseph Frankina, and thanks for contributing (more! More!). :-)

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      Alicia Feyposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      I am a resident of Los Angeles and we do say things like The 405 freeway is a parking lot...lol..

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   AMAZING THINKERposted 7 years ago

   You might be a genius if you can understand my writings :-)
   You might be an alien if you can understand women because no one on Earth does.

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      Laura Schneiderposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      You might be challenging us to keep our writing quality up if you write such answers. :-)
      
      (If you find any aliens (or earthlings) who can understand women, let me know so they can teach me how to understand myself!!)

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      AMAZING THINKERposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Sure, Laura. Though I am not sure you will understand them, hope they speak English :-)

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      Laura Schneiderposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Good point, AMAZING THINKER! I'll just hope for the first case and then worry about any language barriers. :-) Thanks for commenting!

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   Laura Schneiderposted 7 years ago

   You might be a pharmacist if you can read my handwriting.

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      Laura Schneiderposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Good point, kapllddlt!!
      You might be a doctor if you're always wearing a stethoscope.

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   delleaposted 7 years ago

   You might be a doofus if you drive while talking or texting on your cellphone.

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      Laura Schneiderposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Definitely! Especially texting! Driving and avoiding other crazies on the road is challenge enough. :-) Thanks, dellea!

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    Glimmer Twin Fanposted 7 years ago

    You might be a quilter if you can use your calloused index finger as a pincushion for your quilting needle without any discomfort whatsoever.

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       Laura Schneiderposted 7 years agoin reply to this

       Hahaha! Good one! More more, Glimmer Twin Fan!

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    Jo_Goldsmith11posted 7 years ago

    You might be a Pennsylvania Dutch if you say "pop" instead of soda.
    You might be a Kentucky Corn bread lover if you sell it in every town during the holidays!

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