some people do injustice with English like this

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   Misbah786posted 4 years ago

   I was finding some nice jokes today and found this, see how these people kill our vibes.
   
   Murder of English
   
   1. Pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin.
   
   2. Both of you stand together separately.
   
   3. Why are you looking at the monkeys outside when I am inside.
   
   4. Will you hang the calendar or else I will hang myself.
   
   5. I have 2 daughters both are girls.
   
   6. Give me a blue pen of any colour.
   
   7. The principle is revolving in the corridor.
   
   8. all of u stand in a straight circle
   
   9. Open the Window - Let the AIRFORCE come in.

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      Miebakagh57posted 4 years agoin reply to this

      These sentenses are a hoax! Though grammatically incorrect.

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         Misbah786posted 4 years agoin reply to this

         Yes these sentences are hilarious

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            Miebakagh57posted 4 years agoin reply to this

            The last of them make me chucle and jinggle!     You're welcome.

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   M Mallika Raniposted 4 years ago

   Lol

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   bhattucposted 4 years ago

   Nice compilation.

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   Misbah786posted 4 years ago

   Thanks bhattuc

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   Misbah786posted 4 years ago

   I posted it just to put a smile on peoples face.

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      Miebakagh57posted 4 years agoin reply to this

      Who does not like a smile? Every person like a smile!

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   Misbah786posted 4 years ago

   Yeah

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      Miebakagh57posted 4 years agoin reply to this

      You're welcome.

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   Kathryn L Hillposted 4 years ago

   "Murder of English" is right!
   ("Murder" of (the "English" language,") is (a) correct (assessment!)
   
   These sentences are not funny to me, but rather, serious offenses of logical thought.
   They make me cringe.
   
   So, I have corrected them:
   
   1. Pick up the paper and put it in the dustbin.
   
   2. Both of you, stand apart.
   
   3. Why are you looking at the monkeys outside when I am inside. The answer, of course, is, "Because you are not a monkey."
   
   4. Will you please hang the calendar? Or I will hang it, myself.
   
   5. I have 2 children; both are girls.
   
   6. Give me a pen of any colour.
   
   7. The principal is revolving (walking up and down the halls of the) corridor.
   
   8. All of you, stand in a straight line.
   
   9. Open the window and let some air in!

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      Miebakagh57posted 4 years agoin reply to this

      A+.                                                 But whether it's the King's or Queen's English(as the standard English language is refer to in. Nigeria due to colonial heritage) depending on the college King's or Queen's one goes. These are secondary schools not university typos.                            Seriously, to murder an English is to spin it into a local language while retaining the English sense. Thus, murdering 'I am going to school' becomes 'I school going.' It seems to retain the orinal sense, right? Lol!

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         Misbah786posted 4 years agoin reply to this

         Lol

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   Misbah786posted 4 years ago

   Well done Kathryn

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   Kathryn L Hillposted 4 years ago

   Murder away, guys. It is cute and funny if you look at it that way!
   
   and PS: "Do hard work."
   ... which means keep up the good work. (?)
   or?

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      Miebakagh57posted 4 years agoin reply to this

      Hard work? As in the sense of hard labor/labour, not when a pregnant woman is about putting to bed, but  when a criminal is jailed.

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