Ya know you're married to a redneck when......

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   donotfearposted 14 years ago

   ...yah come home and find a whole quail in your trashed fridge!!!
   
   

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      Oasis Placesposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      You know you are married to a redneck when he thinks "going out to dinner" is take out.

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   couturepopcafeposted 14 years ago

   You know you're married to a redneck when he opens a bag of Cheetos and dumps them into his soup because there are no crackers.

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      donotfearposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      
      
      Yeeeee-ha!!!!!!
      

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   WoodsmensPostposted 14 years ago

   When you ask him if all the Christmas lights are up and he says:
   
   Yep Hunny ...all the ones I put up last year still look fine.

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   Jaggedfrostposted 14 years ago

   When romance to him is offering to take you hunting.

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   TamCorposted 14 years ago

   When he fixes your dryer with a guitar part, and his truck brakes with a lamp part...
   
   And they both work great afterwards...(honest!)
   
   
   

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      BeckyAposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      He's not a redneck - he's as engineer!  LOL

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   SomewayOuttaHereposted 14 years ago

   ...when he wears a baseball cap (or one of those square caps that say 'john deere or something) all of the time...even when you're out for a nice evening.....

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      DoorMattnomoreposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      whats wrong with my hat? 

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         SomewayOuttaHereposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         ...ha ha!....yea, but do you take it off to go to dinner DM?

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            DoorMattnomoreposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            wellll...maybe if its someplace super fancy, like an all you can eat buffet. 

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   DoorMattnomoreposted 14 years ago

   when he thinks your camo underwear is the sexiest.
   
   Or a date is going to a bar (it's fancy) instead of Burger King.
   
   or you might be married to a redneck when you figure out YOU are a redneck! 

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   readytoescapeposted 14 years ago

   You ask what’s on TV and he says “Dust”
   
   The weed-wacker has more horsepower than your car
   
   Hair-cuts are either a #2 or a bigger hat
   
   The dog run is bigger than your mobile home
   
   Rust is considered patina
   
   There are more tools in the shed than you have hair
   
   When he comments on “nice shoes” and though they come in pairs, he is not talking about footwear, and they usually are not yours
   
   He considers beer the best aphrodisiac, his
   
   Foreplay begins with “Load up” (which in redneck vernacular is translated as “Get in the truck honey”)

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   donotfearposted 14 years ago

   ....he's content to sit & watch old reruns of Bonanza night after night after night.....

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    Disturbiaposted 14 years ago

    When your husband and his dog use the same tree.

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       DoorMattnomoreposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       when your husband uses the tree...and he doesn't have a dog.
       
       to be fair I really thought all men did that though.

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    SirDentposted 14 years ago

    I must be a redneck.  Here is one of the photos of the remodeling I did on our bathroom.
    
    

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       donotfearposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       
       Sir Dent, you are crazy!!!

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          SirDentposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          I would take offense at that if I knew what that word meant.

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             donotfearposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             
             

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                SirDentposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                You kids with your big college words!!!!

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    SirDentposted 14 years ago

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tqxzWdKKu8

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    Rick Baileyposted 14 years ago

    The guy at the family reunion who has all his fingers & toes is known as a "showoff".
    
    She goes to a garage sale, and returns with a Betamax.
    
    He has the NASCAR schedule memorized, but can't remember your birthday.
    
    Non-working toasters aren't thrown out...they're used as doorstops.

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    quicklysilverposted 14 years ago

    When you tell him you're pregnant and he tells you he's your long lost brother

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    jokeapptvposted 14 years ago

    very funny stuff. i like it.

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    habeeposted 14 years ago

    His idea of foreplay is "Get in the truck, b*tch!"

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