The Hunter and the Farmer
Three guys go hunting. They stop at a farmer's house and the driver gets out and goes to the house to ask him if he would allow them to hunt on his property.
He tells him yes on one condition, he has an old horse that needs to be be put down, but he doesn't have the heart to do it. The hunter tells him no problem. On his way back to the truck, he decideds to play a joke on his hunting buddies. So he goes stomping up to the truck, opens the door and complains about the farmer not letting them hunt and he is going to go and shoot one of his horses to get even.
He grabs his rifle and takes off. On his way back from doing the deed, he's chuckling to himself about how his buddies are going to react. Suddenly he hears boom, boom, boom. When he gets back to the truck his hunting buddies come running up yelling "Yeah and we got three of his cows too!"
That is a funny joke. Jerry Clower had one similar to that on one of his records.
by qwark 11 years ago
I'm not a hunter.If I needed to feed myself and or family, I could.What would another "logical" reason be?I can think of none.
by Christin Sander 7 years ago
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