I once tried my hand at writing greeting cards. Let's see what you got.
Effective immediately. All your civil rights are forfeit until we say otherwise.
Have a nice day.
Our records indicate that you still owe...
We have been advised that you have had recent contact with a person by the street name of “Bambi”. Please contact us immediately.
Roses have thorns.
Violets are poisonous.
I'm thinking of you,
So there you go.
There was a young woman from Boston Mass.
Same as you, I hated her ass.
Sign the damn divorce papers.
Or I will kill you.
When you care enough to send the very best - send an eviction notice!
We haven't seen you in a while and wanted to send you something from the heart. Your cubicle has been outsourced and the pink slip is in your mailbox.
We thought we'd appeal to your redneck heritage and offer a proposed epitaph for your headstone. "There shall be no wine - before turpentine!"
So you survived the Missouri River Flood in 2011. I'm surprised the river didn't take you but I guess the Missouri doesn't accept whales.
My "offering" here would be one, all-purpose, card to send whenever a card was required:
"Rose are red.
Violets are Blue.
(OK, so the cringe-evoking "roses are red.." thing isn't very original. It does seem come in handy for an all-purpose card, though, doesn't it...)
I feel another hub coming on...
Edit: Nope. Research says not feasible. Oh, well...
by NGRIA Bassett 4 weeks ago
There is so much lost sentiments with mailing since the email era.So much has gone virtual to save the "trees". Do many people still purchase and send greeting Cards?
by AussieTreeChange 5 years ago
More and more people are sending greetings online via email or using electronic cards or social media pages or even mobile phones. Have you stopped sending cards the old fashioned way?
by dugboppp 7 years ago
How to get paid for writing a greeting card?Can I be paid via Master Card?
by Ohla 10 months ago
Hi Hubbers,I'd like some help with passing the Quality Assessment Process. Will you please give feedback on my article How to Start a Greeting Card Business. What can I do to improve? Thanks!
by ptosis 6 years ago
Anybody do greeting card slogans for $$?Which company do you prefer?
by Crazdwriter 8 years ago
While chatting with a fellow hubber, Steven, we were talking about how we liked to make people cry with cute sayings in cards and how my dad would ask me to help him out to write something sweet in a card for a wedding or something like that.So I started to look and came across an article about...
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