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Demotivational Sayings

  1. Sed-me profile image82
    Sed-meposted 2 years ago

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    1. NateB11 profile image94
      NateB11posted 2 years ago in reply to this

      Sounds like most people's philosophy.

  2. Sed-me profile image82
    Sed-meposted 2 years ago

    http://s2.hubimg.com/u/12025987.jpg

    1. NateB11 profile image94
      NateB11posted 2 years ago in reply to this

      Hahahaha!

  3. Mark Ewbie profile image83
    Mark Ewbieposted 2 years ago

    Cheer up! It will be worse tomorrow.

    1. Sed-me profile image82
      Sed-meposted 2 years ago in reply to this

      haha, you have the gift of discouragement.

    2. Brie Hoffman profile image81
      Brie Hoffmanposted 2 years ago in reply to this

      That's my favorite!  But, I usually say cheery up it COULD be worse tomorrow!

    3. NateB11 profile image94
      NateB11posted 2 years ago in reply to this

      Lol

  4. Sed-me profile image82
    Sed-meposted 2 years ago

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  5. Sed-me profile image82
    Sed-meposted 2 years ago

    http://s1.hubimg.com/u/12025994.jpg

    1. peachpurple profile image75
      peachpurpleposted 2 years ago in reply to this

      sending a scapegoat would be a good idea LOL!

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        Deborah Sextonposted 2 years ago in reply to this

        I couldn't let that dog go in alone..we're going in together..yikes smile

  6. Sed-me profile image82
    Sed-meposted 2 years ago

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  7. colorfulone profile image88
    colorfuloneposted 2 years ago

    Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, expecting different results.

  8. tirelesstraveler profile image84
    tirelesstravelerposted 2 years ago

    Bitterness is like taking poison and expecting someone else to die.

  9. LuisEGonzalez profile image80
    LuisEGonzalezposted 2 years ago

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  10. LuisEGonzalez profile image80
    LuisEGonzalezposted 2 years ago

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  11. LuisEGonzalez profile image80
    LuisEGonzalezposted 2 years ago

    http://s2.hubimg.com/u/12026499.jpg

  12. Jodah profile image86
    Jodahposted 2 years ago

    There's a light at the end of the tunnel..it's probably a train.

    1. NateB11 profile image94
      NateB11posted 2 years ago in reply to this

      Lol

  13. gmwilliams profile image82
    gmwilliamsposted 2 years ago

    Never volunteer for anything, do not go the extra mile, remember the reward for work is MORE WORK!

    1. Solaras profile image92
      Solarasposted 2 years ago in reply to this

      No good deed goes unpunished.

      1. gmwilliams profile image82
        gmwilliamsposted 2 years ago in reply to this

        Abandon all hope ye who enter here.

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    Deborah Sextonposted 2 years ago

    A man tells his wife that he'll love her unconditionally, if she'll just do what he tells her

    1. Sed-me profile image82
      Sed-meposted 2 years ago in reply to this

      Easy peasy.

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        Deborah Sextonposted 2 years ago in reply to this

        I guess mine really belongs in the oxymoron thread, but I couldn't find it

        1. Sed-me profile image82
          Sed-meposted 2 years ago in reply to this

          lol

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    Deborah Sextonposted 2 years ago

    It takes 43 muscles to frown and 16 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.
    That's called INDIFFERENCE

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    Deborah Sextonposted 2 years ago

    The only consistent factor that all your dissatisfying relationships has is you. That's called DYSFUNCTIONAL

    1. Sed-me profile image82
      Sed-meposted 2 years ago in reply to this

      Im indifferent AND dysfunctional!?

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        Deborah Sextonposted 2 years ago in reply to this

        I don't see a dumb look on your face, it's kind of pretty, and I think it's your sweet spirit shinning through.

        1. Sed-me profile image82
          Sed-meposted 2 years ago in reply to this

          lol... You have the gift of encouragement. Thank you. smile

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            Deborah Sextonposted 2 years ago in reply to this

            I'm just a candid, honest person, and feel we should point out people's good qualities.

  17. LPerry60 profile image79
    LPerry60posted 2 years ago

    If at first you don't succeed, give up.

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    Deborah Sextonposted 2 years ago

    Sometimes the best solution is just to fire all the unhappy people.

  19. Billie Kelpin profile image91
    Billie Kelpinposted 2 years ago

    That website (despair.com) had me at:  "Maybe the sole purpose of your existence is to serve as a warning to others"  - my absolute favorite at that website!  We should try to support that company, I think, by buying a t-shirt or mug or something because like those of us who write and receive very little compensation online, those quotes are free to access just by the nature of having to show them to sell them, and that company continues to provide a lot of humor for us!

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    Deborah Sextonposted 2 years ago

    Past a certain point, there’s nothing to do but give up-That’s Desperation

  21. gmwilliams profile image82
    gmwilliamsposted 2 years ago

    nice guys finish LAST.

  22. gmwilliams profile image82
    gmwilliamsposted 2 years ago

    You're born, you live, you die.....what's the point really.

  23. gmwilliams profile image82
    gmwilliamsposted 2 years ago

    Life is the survival of the fittest, all others either fall by the wayside or are .....DEMOLISHED!

    @Sed-me, you have inspired me to post a thread on the blackest, most negative sayings ever.

    1. Sed-me profile image82
      Sed-meposted 2 years ago in reply to this

      How lovely.

  24. John Holden profile image61
    John Holdenposted 2 years ago

    If a job's worth doing, get somebody else to do it.

 
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