What is one of your greatest "Oh *bleep*" moments?
There are two kinds of people. Those who make mistakes and liars. Everybody has come across that certain moment when they realize something bad is about to go down, often prompting a curse of trepidation. What is one that comes to mind?
There's too many, but they're usually times when I miss a bus and I have to wait another hour for one. I'm like Unlucky Alf from the BBC Comedy "The Fast Show", always standing there going "Aaaaaaw, bugger!"
I think the biggest moment was when I pimp-slapped by dad's laptop screen and caused it to crack. I was wearing a ring too that's what did the damage, though surprisingly I wasn't in deep trouble.
Worse ever man, I was an older teenager, parents were out, didnt know where they were, girlfriend and I were breaking up an ounce of blow on a big ass mirror, tight as drums, sweating bullets. I hear the front door open, in my bedroom, slide mirror with coke under bed, walk out all like Hey whats up. Dad is like cmon outside and help me in with this new matress we just bought you!!!!!!!!
No shit, absolutely freakin out! LOL. Luckily just matress, no box spring. Helped him in with matress, put it on, they went about their business, we went about with ours, hearts beating 220 the whole time, we musta told that story 80 times that night.
HA! Had your own little Scarface moment eh? I'll bet that incident gave you a bigger buzz than the coke did.
Oh yeah, dad would have beat me to death, lol. Might have been better off :0)
Residentstone, you really need to take your act on the road! Ever try stand-up? Your life is the stuff comedy is made of - out of the ashes to hilarity
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