What is one of your greatest "Oh *bleep*" moments?

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  1. EJ Lambert profile image73
    EJ Lambertposted 5 years ago

    What is one of your greatest "Oh *bleep*" moments?

    There are two kinds of people. Those who make mistakes and liars.  Everybody has come across that certain moment when they realize something bad is about to go down, often prompting a curse of trepidation.  What is one that comes to mind?

  2. JohnGreasyGamer profile image83
    JohnGreasyGamerposted 5 years ago

    There's too many, but they're usually times when I miss a bus and I have to wait another hour for one. I'm like Unlucky Alf from the BBC Comedy "The Fast Show", always standing there going "Aaaaaaw, bugger!"

    I think the biggest moment was when I pimp-slapped by dad's laptop screen and caused it to crack. I was wearing a ring too that's what did the damage, though surprisingly I wasn't in deep trouble.

    1. EJ Lambert profile image73
      EJ Lambertposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      That is phenomenal.  I can just picture your reactions.  You got me to laugh, John.  Trust me when I say that's hard to do.  Thanks for sharing!

  3. residentstone profile image58
    residentstoneposted 5 years ago

    Worse ever man, I was an older teenager, parents were out, didnt know where they were, girlfriend and I were breaking up an ounce of blow on a big ass mirror, tight as drums, sweating bullets. I hear the front door open, in my bedroom, slide mirror with coke under bed, walk out all like Hey whats up. Dad is like cmon outside and help me in with this new matress we just bought you!!!!!!!!

    No shit, absolutely freakin out! LOL. Luckily just matress, no box spring. Helped him in with matress, put it on, they went about their business, we went about with ours, hearts beating 220 the whole time, we musta told that story 80 times that night.

    Crazy stuff.

    1. EJ Lambert profile image73
      EJ Lambertposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      HA!  Had your own little Scarface moment eh?  I'll bet that incident gave you a bigger buzz than the coke did.

    2. residentstone profile image58
      residentstoneposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      Oh yeah, dad would have beat me to death, lol. Might have been better off :0)

    3. EJ Lambert profile image73
      EJ Lambertposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      Live and learn.

    4. Billie Kelpin profile image86
      Billie Kelpinposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      Residentstone, you really need to take your act on the road!  Ever try stand-up? Your life is the stuff comedy is made of - out of the ashes to hilarity

 
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