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OMG! OMG! OMG! Can you believe what Obama did?

  1. junkseller profile image83
    junksellerposted 4 years ago

    OMG! OMG! OMG! Can you believe what Obama did?

    Obama has released the most horrifying thing in the universe! HITLER! That's right, he was alive, and also a cyborg, and also with death-rays for eyes. He's probably under your bed right now. And the worst part is he traded cyborg Hitler for a pink rhinestone saddle for his gay unicorn. There is no end to this man's evil and wikedness. Also, today, he double-dipped a tortilla chip, kicked a puppy, and punched an old lady in the face.

    https://usercontent2.hubstatic.com/9010215_f260.jpg

  2. profile image0
    SassySue1963posted 4 years ago

    I recognize the sarcasm but at this point, it wouldn't surprise me if any of it proved to be true.
    And please, like the left didn't persecute Bush if it rained too much.

    1. junkseller profile image83
      junksellerposted 4 years agoin reply to this

      There is always some partisan flack, but the We-Hate-Obama-Club has literally said nothing based in reality for years. It is beyond normal politics and into the realm of psychosis.

  3. polydigest profile image60
    polydigestposted 4 years ago

    Are you kidding me? Even I know that a unicorn would never be caught dead in a saddle. You need to check your facts, sir.

    1. junkseller profile image83
      junksellerposted 4 years agoin reply to this

      Oops, I forgot to mention that his welfare unicorn got so lazy that it starved to death and then Obama raised him from the dead with the Blood of Marx and will now do anything he bids, just like the rest of Obama's zombie adherents.

  4. MercCipher profile image61
    MercCipherposted 4 years ago

    Lol all the sarcasm...but seriously....yeah I see where this is going

    1. junkseller profile image83
      junksellerposted 4 years agoin reply to this

      Fine, he didn't double-dip the tortilla chip. I made that part up. Now it is a pure factual accounting.

  5. lovemychris profile image62
    lovemychrisposted 4 years ago

    I Knew it was dam Obama when it rained all day.....that freaking muslim creep. Why doesn't he go back to Kenya, and take his "wife" with him? Wife, yeah right....he/she could bench press a ton! Plus she looks like a monkey. The Obama's...just another black family on public housing. That's why he freed Berghdal, It's part of his Muslim plan to input Sharia law. I want my country back! The one with a white criminal president!

    1. junkseller profile image83
      junksellerposted 4 years agoin reply to this

      Bless you for your insightful and factual answer. We need more true patriots such as yourself with the courage and nobility to stand against this rising tide of great evil.

    2. lovemychris profile image62
      lovemychrisposted 4 years agoin reply to this

      We need another Reagan to stop these commie pinko f*gs! Commy's everywhere you look, and NOW they want free healthcare for all the welfare babies and their no-good moms. I HOPE Cruz gets in...he can execute the moms as well as Berghdal!

    3. junkseller profile image83
      junksellerposted 4 years agoin reply to this

      How about Todd Kincannon as his VP? They could call themselves Team Execution and go around with giant axes and blood streaks on their cheeks. That'd be kind of awesome.

    4. lovemychris profile image62
      lovemychrisposted 4 years agoin reply to this

      Blood-Lust Republicans......I like it.

  6. FatFreddysCat profile image99
    FatFreddysCatposted 4 years ago

    Hey, I saw the movie with that Robo-Hitler in it!

    1. junkseller profile image83
      junksellerposted 4 years agoin reply to this

      I don't think I made it through that whole thing. I was really disappointed, I mean, how can a movie go wrong with a Robo-Hitler in it?

    2. FatFreddysCat profile image99
      FatFreddysCatposted 4 years agoin reply to this

      That movie was so cheap, the biggest name in it was Gary Busey's son, Jake. They couldn't even get the "real" Busey!!

  7. M. T. Dremer profile image95
    M. T. Dremerposted 4 years ago

    Just you wait. By 2016 we'll all be living in Obama socialist death panel camps. And, if for some reason that doesn't happen, then it's just part of an even bigger plot to get Hilary elected so she can start the death panel camps. And, if for some reason that hasn't happened by 2024, then it's just part an even bigger bigger plot to get cloned FDR elected so he can start the death panels. If that hasn't happened by 2032, then it's an even bigger bigger bigger conspiracy! O_O

 
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