King Trump

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   PhoenixVposted 6 years ago

   So here we are. We gotta rigged 2 party system. A bloated government that owes 30 trillion all over town. Look, we have given democracy a chance for a few decades in the beginning. Maybe its time for a Monarchy.

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   Aime Fposted 6 years ago

   Good idea. My first order of business as Queen of the World will be to dethrone King Trump as he is not the rightful heir. See, his brother was an usurper and my family had ruled for hundreds of years before the kingslayer murdered my father.......
   
   Wait, maybe that’s a different show.

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      PhoenixVposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      Did his brother drive a van for UPS and the Father in Law live in the basement? No wait, thats King of Queens.
      
      What are your qualifications for Queen of the World?

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         Aime Fposted 6 years agoin reply to this

         I won a ticket to set sail on the Titanic.
         
         No wait, that’s King of the World.
         
         Some witches and I convinced my husband to kill the king while he was sleeping.
         
         No wait, that’s a Shakespearean tragedy.
         
         Whatever, it’s fine, I’ll be an excellent queen regardless. You’ll just have to trust me.
         
         

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            PhoenixVposted 6 years agoin reply to this

            Excellent meme. Most politicians cannot meme, so that's good. Can you climb the Empire State Building, swat at biplanes and work some weekends?

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               Aime Fposted 6 years agoin reply to this

               Yes, yes, and..... oooh, I dunno, weekends are the only real *me* time I get, you know?

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   Live to Learnposted 6 years ago

   Hate to break it to you guys. I don't care how qualified you might think you are. I'm getting a Twitter account and I'm not afraid to use it. It'll be really, really, super because I'm probably not necessarily a stable genius but I'm exceptionally good at lobbing insults.
   
   I think I'm heir apparent.

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