I'd hate to be a man

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  1. WryLilt profile image90
    WryLiltposted 7 years ago

    Men have to carry heavy objects and are considered 'sissy' if they aren't strong or love working outdoors.
    They can't show their emotions because it isn't 'manly'.
    They are the main providers in most households, meaning that they can't just decide to quit their job because they want to pursue a different venture.
    A woman can wear shirts and pants. A man is shunned if he wants to wear skirts & blouses.

    So please, tell me why you would want to be a man?

    1. Cagsil profile image81
      Cagsilposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      lol lol lol

    2. Bredavies profile image72
      Bredaviesposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Me too! They think with the wrong head!

    3. bgamall profile image83
      bgamallposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Someone has to do it. Someone has to be a man. Not everyone can be a woman.

  2. Mutiny92 profile image78
    Mutiny92posted 7 years ago

    men find dirty jokes funny...there is no need to worry about "offending" someone and having the Human Resource Department pay you a visit.

  3. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
    SomewayOuttaHereposted 7 years ago

    ...i wouldn't really....but if i was...i'd cry 4 sure ...and i'd probably wear the odd skirt and nice silk undies......just cuz...but with a nice pair of leather boots....black for everyday and red ones on weekends....thanks for asking big_smile

  4. Mutiny92 profile image78
    Mutiny92posted 7 years ago

    and one pair of shoes works - - - for EVERY Event!

    1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
      SomewayOuttaHereposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      ....now yor makin' me cry.....one pair?

    2. wilderness profile image96
      wildernessposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      No, Mutiny, I have to have two pair.  The law requires heavy work boots for work.  If it warn't for that it would tennis shoes for weddings, church and winter; bare feet the rest of the time. big_smile

  5. wilderness profile image96
    wildernessposted 7 years ago

    OK, Wry, here it is:

    Men don't carry heavy objects; they have an F150 for that.  They carry objects that women find heavy but aren't, really.  This is impressive (see next paragraph) and useful.

    Men don't have emotions, except for lust, and they just go ahead and show that one.

    They can quit their jobs anytime; they just go hunting to provide then.  Women, on the other hand still have to wash clothes.

    No MAN would want to wear a skirt (except for a few Scots and we don't talk about that) so that's not a problem either.

    It's good to be a man!

    1. know one profile image60
      know oneposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      I'm convinced. Where do I sign up? (Is lip balm still okay?)

      1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
        SomewayOuttaHereposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        ..lip balm.is passe.....silk underwear are in now tho......................................................but the wooooommmmmennnn's kind...................

        1. know one profile image60
          know oneposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          I'll have to buck the trend on both counts. I plan to free-ball. It'll make peeing off the back deck easier ;-)

          1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
            SomewayOuttaHereposted 7 years agoin reply to this

            lol lol......never heard the term free ball before......

            1. profile image64
              logic,commonsenseposted 7 years agoin reply to this

              It's just the opposite of having to pay for them! smile

            2. know one profile image60
              know oneposted 7 years agoin reply to this

              In my house it is more than a term, its a way of life. Alas, not for me. wink

    2. skyfire profile image72
      skyfireposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Spot ON. big_smile

  6. Uninvited Writer profile image81
    Uninvited Writerposted 7 years ago

    Men have to go to the bathroom all alone when they are out on the town.

    1. wilderness profile image96
      wildernessposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Ya got me there, but we don't wait in line to do it!  And if there is a line, just go out back. big_smile

      1. bgamall profile image83
        bgamallposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Yeah but if they are out in the woods it is much easier.

        1. know one profile image60
          know oneposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          Smaller surface area for mosquito bites too.

          1. bgamall profile image83
            bgamallposted 7 years agoin reply to this

            That is a big advantage. smile

  7. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
    SomewayOuttaHereposted 7 years ago

    ...i might have to control the remote.....and might have to stand up to pee....it's cold up there sometimes.....i like thinkin' with my big head too......don't think i could give that up for anyone!....and wouldn't want to be 'pointing' at someone just cuz i think they're cute or sumthin' like that....gosh! i'd be in truble all the time...pointing here and pointing there......
    '

  8. Len Cannon profile image88
    Len Cannonposted 7 years ago

    higher pay
    your opinions are taken seriously
    you can work in a technical field without being condescended to

    basically every reason here

    http://www.amptoons.com/blog/the-male-p … checklist/

  9. evvy_09 profile image76
    evvy_09posted 7 years ago

    condescended to?  Do it and see what happens.
    I'm fine with being the underdog. I've been small all my life and all it's done is teach me to look for other ways to get what I want. Don't underestimate the power of a woman...or do, it's all the same to us.

  10. habee profile image94
    habeeposted 7 years ago

    I've always wondered...what do men do with their "junk" when they're riding a horse or a bicycle? That stuff just seems like it would always be in the way!

    1. Paul Wingert profile image75
      Paul Wingertposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      It adjusts to the current conditions. lol

      1. habee profile image94
        habeeposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Thanks, Paul! But don't some guys have a BIGGER problem with adjustments than others?? lol

        1. bgamall profile image83
          bgamallposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          I had a lady tell me one time that men get turned on just walking around in jeans. I asked her how she knew. smile She blushed.

        2. Paul Wingert profile image75
          Paul Wingertposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          I was talking about guys with a bigger problem .lol

    2. timorous profile image83
      timorousposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      I've always wondered...how come girl's bicycles don't have a crossbar along the top, between the seat and the handlebars?  Seems to me the boys would have a more pronounced injury in a crossbar 'mishap' than the girls would...yikes

      No...I'm not being insensitive...

      1. habee profile image94
        habeeposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Yeah, Tim! That always seemed backward to me.

        1. timorous profile image83
          timorousposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          lol

          Hi habee.

    3. profile image64
      logic,commonsenseposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Why do you think we keep "adjusting" it? smile

      1. habee profile image94
        habeeposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        lol!! I thought you guys just enjoyed it!

        1. profile image64
          logic,commonsenseposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          Well, then there is that! smile

  11. princess g profile image61
    princess gposted 7 years ago

    I would never want to be a man! I hate carrying heavy objects!

  12. Mikeydoes profile image75
    Mikeydoesposted 7 years ago

    All I have to say was I was laughing like crazy when I saw Wry's thoughts. And I was persuaded to become a woman. No joke. Then I read on to Wilderness's and almost Sharted my pants. Which makes me love that I am a guy!! Sorry girls!

  13. Shadesbreath profile image82
    Shadesbreathposted 7 years ago

    Frankly, the advantages are vanishing in the U.S., but do still exist.  Mainly in aging.  Because men gain no advantage of significance by how they look, getting older doesn't hurt them, and in some cases helps.

    Women have youth and beauty as a significant source of power and access for the first four decades of their lives, and it evaporates quickly for most after that, often leaving them to rely on power sources that, if not developed in their youth, they can suddenly discover are horrifically unrefined.

    The only real advantage to being a male is strength, but that becomes increasingly less important as technology develops. Once the advantage of strength is reduced to pro-sports, we will have to compete 1 on 1 with women, and we will be at a huge disadvantage given the fact that a beautiful woman will always have the advantage on a man if all other things are equal.

  14. Shadesbreath profile image82
    Shadesbreathposted 7 years ago

    Hey you guys in here... we're running a 30 minute hub contest.  See the forum thread on it.  It will be fun.  Come play.

    See, that assertiveness was demonstration of how manliness works.  smile  Plus it keeps me from being a hijacker.

    Come play.  You know you want to.

    1. habee profile image94
      habeeposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      I just wrote one in 19 minutes!

      1. WryLilt profile image90
        WryLiltposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Habee, it's more of a man's contest. To make them feel good about their 'skills'. I'm only participating so the men don't feel too much like they're not up to our level.

        1. habee profile image94
          habeeposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          Wry, you have such a kind heart! lol

          1. WryLilt profile image90
            WryLiltposted 7 years agoin reply to this

            Thanks. I've been told that before and always wondered if people were sucking up, but coming from you I know it must be true. lol

  15. profile image64
    logic,commonsenseposted 7 years ago

    Hey Wry, I still think a hub containing the best posts to "the color of" would be a great one to read.

 
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