Proof Positive - Liberals are syphilitic vampires.

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  1. Ron Montgomery profile image60
    Ron Montgomeryposted 7 years ago
    1. livelonger profile image94
      livelongerposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      It would have been better if you had linked to the exact same post in a sort of tautological way.

    2. earnestshub profile image88
      earnestshubposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Well that settles it then. smile

  2. Sourpuss profile image55
    Sourpussposted 7 years ago

    I said "Hi" to one yesterday, and broke out in hives! God, they're disgusting!

    I told my children, "Don't you ever ever talk to a Liberal!"
    They said, "How do you know it's a Liberal?"

    "It's eating arrugula and reading the New York Times. And drinking Starbucks.
    And has its hand out for your money to pay for it!"

    "Ok mom.....sheeeeesh, get a grip"

    1. Ron Montgomery profile image60
      Ron Montgomeryposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Did you wear protection?

      1. Sourpuss profile image55
        Sourpussposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        No, but by God, my children will!
        It's on every right-wing web-site.
        Lib-Guard.
        Guarenteed to detect a Liberal from 100 feet.
        Only cost $139.99....I'd say that's a bargain!

        Filthy human beings. What'd a Rep call them....racoons? Oh no, that was poor people, the other blood-sucking scum.

    2. Maddie Ruud profile image76
      Maddie Ruudposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Real liberals don't drink Starbucks.  It's run by The Man.

      1. MelissaBarrett profile image59
        MelissaBarrettposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Holy Crap... does that mean I either have to change my political affiliation or give up Starbucks?

        That's gonna take a LOT of thought and I most likely must convert to conservatism.  Civil rights be damned!  I need my mocha iced latte.

        Do I have to wear ugly red polyester dresses and have a 1980 hair helmet to join?

        1. Maddie Ruud profile image76
          Maddie Ruudposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          I was being facetious, because I was responding to a facetious post.  Liberals come in all shapes, sizes, and tastes in beverages.

          1. MelissaBarrett profile image59
            MelissaBarrettposted 7 years agoin reply to this

            LOL, I got the facetiousness smile  I was being sarcastic and making outrageous generalizations.  Watch out, I was considering being ironic and quite possibly resorting to hyperbole.

            1. Maddie Ruud profile image76
              Maddie Ruudposted 7 years agoin reply to this

              Clearly, I haven't had enough caffeine today.

              1. Ron Montgomery profile image60
                Ron Montgomeryposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                Try some blood.  Just don't sleep with your victim afterwards.

  3. knolyourself profile image59
    knolyourselfposted 7 years ago

    Met a right winger - prob a Beck moron, so dumb he didn't know he works for a socialist agency.
    So dumb he doesn't know he is a socialist.

  4. knolyourself profile image59
    knolyourselfposted 7 years ago

    "Met a right winger", not so sharp myself today,
    forgot to say he worked for the Veterans Administration. Reminds me of the army, where they all hated communism and socialism on the tax payer government dime. Now that's dumb.

  5. Kangaroo_Jase profile image81
    Kangaroo_Jaseposted 7 years ago

    Sheez and I thought American Politics was aka The UFC lol

  6. Sourpuss profile image55
    Sourpussposted 7 years ago

    Omg--I just had a horrible nightmare about Liberals!! They were chasing me-- asking for my money with their hands out! Oh my God , it was like The Night of the Living Dead! ohgodohgodohgod...what if I see one today? What will I do??
    "Dear God, please protect me from Liberals today...I promise I'll be good!"

    If this keeps up, I'll be afraid to leave my house.....must make sure my kids don't see my distress.

    Oh Why, OH WHY do Liberals have to exist????

  7. Sourpuss profile image55
    Sourpussposted 7 years ago

    Made it home safe......now have to go pick up the grandson.
    I wonder if any of his teachers are Liberals? I should have asked before I put him in that Vipers Nest!
    Most likely they are...since they belive in hugs and feel good garbage!
    Cripes....they're gonna turn him into a gd fairy!

    Ordered my Lib Guard...should get here in a few weeks. None too soon either!
    School starts!!!!

    You KNOW that is the Haven for Liberals!!!
    politicalcorrectness, antibullying, mealy-mouthed Liberal crap!

    Just tell em America is the best, we believe in the Judeo-Christian God, and be done with it. Freakin Liberals.......all about "multi-culturalism", respecting different points of view......GOD--when will it ever end????

  8. Ron Montgomery profile image60
    Ron Montgomeryposted 7 years ago

    OMG!  They just said the liberalcane will come ashore as a cat 3! The healthcare surge will affect 98% of the coastal population.

 
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