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I'm Obama, Oh, Yes I Am!

  1. Evan G Rogers profile image76
    Evan G Rogersposted 6 years ago

    I'm Obama, oh, yes I am.
    Wage 5 wars? Oh, "Yes, we can!"
    I won a peace prize, and that's no joke,
    Think I like peace? Methinks you toke!

    I'm Obama, oh, yes I am.
    Everything Bush did, I do like spam!
    Spending, warfare, taking away your freedom!
    Yeesh! Even I think you lib'rals be-dumb!

    I'm Obama, oh, yes I am.
    I'm as innocent as a lamb!
    Killing US citizens without a trial?
    I said he was evil, you callin' me a liar?

    I'm Obama, oh, yes I am.
    A problem with 'Greece'? Why, just use Pam!
    You say their government has spent too much?
    Bah! Forget it! Here's your free lunch!

    I'm Obama, oh, yes I am.
    Keynesian economics, that's the central plan!
    No body saved and nobody gave thanks,
    When it all collapsed I gave your money to the banks!

    I'm Obama, oh, yes I am.
    Printing money will solve our jam!
    My worries of the future, at the election will end
    Thus, at 0, the interest rates have been bent!

    I'm Obama, oh yes I am,
    you wanted change, but here I am!
    Did you want real change? Well, look to Doctor Paul,
    A 30 year record about says it all!

    I'm Obama, oh, yes I am.
    Believing in me was quite a scam!
    Don't you worry, I can fake my swagger,
    Does voting for Ron Paul still make you stagger?

    -- that's an Evan Rogers Original, right there.

    1. marriedwithdebt profile image77
      marriedwithdebtposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      Why would Obama be promoting Ron Paul?????

      1. Paul Wingert profile image77
        Paul Wingertposted 6 years agoin reply to this

        I'm not voting for Ron Paul.

    2. bgamall profile image82
      bgamallposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      That was terrible.

      Everyone has a little libertarianism in them, but then they become adults.

      1. Evan G Rogers profile image76
        Evan G Rogersposted 6 years agoin reply to this

        If you're not a liberal by age 20, you have no heart,

        If you're not a libertarian by age 30, then you have no brain.

        1. Paul Wingert profile image77
          Paul Wingertposted 6 years agoin reply to this

          If you're a Republican, you had no brain to begin with.

 
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