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New gun law

  1. habee profile image90
    habeeposted 5 years ago

    Dennis Miller had a suggestion for a new gun law, and I think it's a great idea: One shall not be able to have more guns than teeth.

    Whatcha think?

    1. Alastar Packer profile image82
      Alastar Packerposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      Do dentures count?

      1. habee profile image90
        habeeposted 5 years agoin reply to this

        Only if they're of high quality. lol

        1. Alastar Packer profile image82
          Alastar Packerposted 5 years agoin reply to this

          You mean George Washington's choppers wouldn't pass the New Gun Laws high quality test?sad

          1. habee profile image90
            habeeposted 5 years agoin reply to this

            Nope! How ya been?

            1. Alastar Packer profile image82
              Alastar Packerposted 5 years agoin reply to this

              Slap wore out these days- how 'bout you.

              1. habee profile image90
                habeeposted 5 years agoin reply to this

                Busy with writing, working on my tan, and birthday parties for the grands.

    2. Josak profile image59
      Josakposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      Where is the fun in that? I wonder if people would start getting more teeth put into their mouth tongue

      1. habee profile image90
        habeeposted 5 years agoin reply to this

        If that were a real law, you can bet many southerners would be getting implants!

        1. Castlepaloma profile image28
          Castlepalomaposted 5 years agoin reply to this

          A whole family could make up for one whole set of teeth, still a lot of guns.

          Then again,

          Your six times more likely to shoot a family member or someone you know, than shooting a criminal

          Don't you just love Family feuds

    3. profile image0
      Hubert Williamsposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      Every once in a while Miller says something that I agree with. This is one of the few.

    4. Quilligrapher profile image90
      Quilligrapherposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      Guns????? I thought Miller was talking about gums!

  2. Eric Newland profile image61
    Eric Newlandposted 5 years ago

    That unfairly discriminates against babies. mad

    1. Castlepaloma profile image28
      Castlepalomaposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      They get tiny nuke missiles for chrism- ass

      1. Eric Newland profile image61
        Eric Newlandposted 5 years agoin reply to this

        As long as the little Jewish kids get a hand gre-dreidel for Hannukah too.

  3. Teddletonmr profile image76
    Teddletonmrposted 5 years ago

    Humm, what do teeth have to do with owning guns? Whats next, duck calls, ATVs and hound dogs? smile

  4. habee profile image90
    habeeposted 5 years ago

    Howdy, Mike. Hi, Eric. Wow - several of my favorite hubguys are on this thread!

  5. Wesman Todd Shaw profile image91
    Wesman Todd Shawposted 5 years ago

    I believe with all of my heart that Charles Manson has every bit the same human rights as you do, and should be able to defend his home as I can - with an automatic defence rifle.

  6. Ron Montgomery profile image59
    Ron Montgomeryposted 5 years ago

    http://www.acbocallcentre.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/toothless-old-man-bw.jpg

    I'm agin' that kinda foolish thankin'

    1. Castlepaloma profile image28
      Castlepalomaposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      old baby

  7. paradigmsearch profile image85
    paradigmsearchposted 5 years ago

    http://www.atf.gov/graphics/firearms/weapons/fullsize/bazooka.jpg
    I built it from a kit...

  8. SpanStar profile image60
    SpanStarposted 5 years ago

    Modern Times Where Guns Control Our Lives

           http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/norway+shooting

    If there was any situation that would signify the need for gun control it would be the despicable acts perpetrated by Anders Behring Breivik who viciously, mercilessly killed 77 people in Norway.
    I get the impression from his German salute that he actually believe he did something significant. Killing defenseless people is not significant from the standpoint that it is an act worthy of anything more than a coward. Pretty much anyone can kill defenseless people even a five-year-old baby can kill defenseless people.

    Reading one of his reports (coward Anders Behring Breivik) he talked about preparations for the killing and how he knew before this event took place that he was going to be thirsty so he brought himself some water.
    I'm betting if more than Anders Behring Breivik had a gun they could've put an end to his madness.

    Even though Anders Behring Breivik is asking for the death penalty frankly I believe that he believes Norway doesn't have the stones to put him to death.

  9. habee profile image90
    habeeposted 5 years ago

    Okay, I just counted my teeth, and I'm a few guns short. I've been wantin' a new .22 for squirrels...

    1. profile image0
      Hubert Williamsposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      Wild ones or the ones in Washington?

      1. habee profile image90
        habeeposted 5 years agoin reply to this

        lol  I don't think a .22 would put a dent in the DC critters. My .308 would, but I'm not a violent person.

    2. Eric Newland profile image61
      Eric Newlandposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      Are you sure this isn't some conspiracy on the part of people who don't end up needing their wisdom teeth removed to take the rest of us out?

  10. Eric Newland profile image61
    Eric Newlandposted 5 years ago

    Really, though, if video games have taught me anything it's that you should never have more guns than you have numbers on your keyboard.

    Except if you've got a gun that can be dual-weilded, in which case two of them at once counts as one gun. And in some rare cases a category of guns can all count as one gun, but only if you have a beard.

  11. TheMagician profile image92
    TheMagicianposted 5 years ago

    Interesting. I'm not one to really care for gun laws and what's up with them, but I do think people should be able to have guns -- but that doesn't mean they need assault weapons like AK-47's. As Henry Rollins once said, "Who are you going to shoot with that?"

    My only worry when it comes to guns, is literally, zombies. I feel I need to stock up on those, which sort of clashes with my above ideas. Oh boy.

    Maybe guns should just be harder to get a hold of or something. I guess this Dennis Miller has a pretty good idea too, although since everyone doesn't have the same amount of teeth, this might pose some problems tongue

    PS: Perhaps citizens could have access to assault weapons as long as they list their honest cause (stocking up for Z-Day)? Haha, I wish I were kidding...

    1. Eric Newland profile image61
      Eric Newlandposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      You need to stock up on zombies?

      1. Castlepaloma profile image28
        Castlepalomaposted 5 years agoin reply to this

        There are already too many zombies and robots out there

        Just go to your local factory or or ghetto street and grab one zombie

        Go to you local stock exchange and grab a robot, nobody will care, there are free everywhere. While your there, pick me up a donuts flavored coffee, I'm too lazy to chew

        Guns are just too easy to get,

        1. TheMagician profile image92
          TheMagicianposted 5 years agoin reply to this

          Haha! I meant stock up on guns for zombies -- My bad tongue

 
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