Top Google Search with Humor: How To Cheat And Other Nonsense

I am confused. I cannot figure you out! You are an alcoholic, yet, you call others "idiots" for the dumb things they do. You think that it is stupid and dishonest to cheat, yet, you give some "great" ways to cheat. I don't know if you are one of the cowboys who wears the black hat or the white one. It really does not matter because you are so right about what you have said.

Guess what? If we search our souls long enough, we will discover that we all cheat in various ways. If you have wife, children, or other loving family, you cheated them when you fell for the bottle. I was the daughter of an alcoholic father. He is dead now, but I spent many days and nights crying and suffering for the problems that an alcoholic brought to our family. The only consolation I get from my relationship with my dad is that he was not physically abusive toward us children. I believe that he loved us but he was too weak and lacked the knowledge to know the damage that his dependency caused his family. Do not think that we did not love Dad dearly. We miss him terribly.

This is a well-written hub with useful information. I voted up and interesting also. If I decide to do any ot this cheating, I do have a great source. Just teasing! Seriously, Thanks for sharing.

bill.....Oh brother, amigo, what a can of worms! The top 2 human vices I absolutely DEPLORE are "greed" and lying." Of course, one of the MANY offshoots to lying is.....yep, cheating (which doubles as an offshoot to greed) Isn't it fascinating and heartwarming how vices connect to one another? I get a fuzzy feeling all over.....sort of like, just before we puke.

I'm well aware that being a more-moral-than-not, individual, is not at all popular in 2012. As with so many things, I believe I slept through the mass transition. I understand this sad state of the human race slowly crept up on us. I could have sworn I simply went to bed one Monday night and awakened Tuesday morning to a morally bankrupt nation.

Speaking of HELLO?? "Good Morning, Paula, you ditzy broad, where the HELL you been?"

Per my usual self, I was impersonating an ostrich. When I just cannot bear to FACE reality, I am ever so good at ignoring it. Bad habit. Repeatedly through out my younger years, my mother would say, "You need to take off those rose-colored glasses so you can see the brick wall, girl!" (I always thought that was a dumb thing for a woman named, Rose," to say) but we never argued with Rose.

On the other hand...let's think, DEEP, here. Morals aside...let's just consider intelligence and good old-fashioned common sense. (Getting into self rspect & pride may be way too insane) Here is a rhetorical for everyone.....

Just how friggan intelligent is it to: Marry the love of your life, dream of your wonderful future and growing old together, pool your talents and resources, buy a $200,000 love nest, have a boy for him and a girl for her, become attached to one another's families, establish yourselves in the community......and then, somewhere along the road, allow yourself to stray into the arms (& bed) of a total stranger, for approximately 30 minutes of passions of the flesh (ego-soothing, self-absorbed, forbidden excitement.....bull shit) that WILL ultimately lead to pouring a can of gas onto your HEAP of Life-Investments and flicking one match to it. POOF!

it'a allllllllllllll gone. In it's place is heartache, broken dreams and promises, a bitter divorce, devastated children, sad family members, financial trauma, For Sale signs, wealthier Attorneys and SELF-LOATHING.....

The only thing better than this would be to just blow your damned brains out....and skip the other stuff.

Now that's smart. I have no idea what the hookers in Nevada charge.....but it has GOT to be cheaper than "cheating on your spouse!" How expensive can a piece of --- be?? Well, folks...if you really need the answer....go ahead, CHEAT.

Oh, dear me, I've done it again...marathon commenting... but it feels sooooo good. Yeah, I know, that's what the cheater said. GOOD hub for V E N T I N G.

Isn't human nature fascinating! You know how to pick your subjects, great hub!

You might wanna give Joe Biden a call and clue him in? ya think?

This really is a great one! Incredibly funny. And yet, not so funny when you think that there are actually people out there that want to cheat that badly, and others that want to help them.

I have never played farmville, but I do play island paradise. Listening to ocean sounds while I move around little trees can be relaxing. Though I have been neglecting my crops since I have discovered hubpages. My poor fake farm animals are being neglected!

Thanks again for another great read!

Maybe cheat because they are bored with their lives and they want something new but don't want to be judged when caught. Now, on the game app sites, I'm no longer on Farmville but I am addicted to Yoville. Do you have one of those cheat sheets? hehehe

I hear kids all the time talk about getting on the cheat sites for their video games. Guess it's not really cheating because the games are designed to drive them online for marketing purposes. I think some of the above do the same. Thanks for posting this information with the added humor -- it is an enjoyable read. Voted up!

Haha Bill, I think nowadays there are manuals, books, advice, information, instructions etc. on how to cheat at almost anything in life. But how does it make one feel if they achieve something by cheating? How 'achieved' is that? More often than not it will backfire on them. To live life with honesty, simplicity, and grace is a way to go... This was a fun reading though :-)

billybuc:

I, too, prefer to laugh at life, and that is what I was doing when I commented on your hub. I detected a bit of displeasure in your voice in your response to me. I apologize if I insulted you. I did not mean to do that. I admit that I am tacky sometimes when it comes to choosing objects of humor. I could see your character clearly in your writing, and I liked it. If I thought that you were an awful person, I doubt if I would have written as much. I read your hub because it was truthful and good reading.

I had an occasional drink when I was young, and I like myself, no, love myself. I believe that you love yourself and life, too. I could see that well enough and do not doubt your goodness. "I die daily," and my character is still in the grooming process.

In regards to that piece on Business Insider about How to Cheat on your Spouse...you know, as a freelance writer I sometimes think I'd write about anything for money. Turns out, I wouldn't.

Anyway, hilarious hub! :)

Cheating in Farmville? That is stupid! I played it for about a year, but I haven't check my crops for months now! I'm sure they're still there!

Thank you for this very humorous Hub! You get an A for Awesome, an F for Funny, and I also voted this up!

I see you have unleashed your mischeif. Very cute! Voting up and sharing!

I love your thoughts on farmville! When I first started on f/b, I became very involved with it. Now, I can't figure out how I did. Yes, I did wish I could cheat on it so I could keep up with my friends. Sad, isn't it.

This was great reading Billybuc! I've never cheated at Monopoly, at least that I can remember. It's amazing what's out there in cyberspace. Voted up and funny!

Oh man, I'm sure I can think of a million more creative uses for synthetic urine than cheating on a dumb ol' drug test. Hmm, I wonder how "uses for synthetic urine" ranks? I could have a goldmine of a hub on my hands! Or at least something or other that's golden.

Another entertaining look at the wacky world of online searches, as always, billybuc. :)

Funny, as always. Who searches how to cheat at Monopoly? It's the world's must mundane board game! Voted up and funny.

Whoa, billy, you sure did pick a popular "search" there! Wow! The comments are just as interesting (and funny) to read as your hub! Please, please shoot me if I have to strap a bag of fake urine to myself to pass a drug test. OMG...that's...oh lordy...I just would have to bang my head on something very hard if I ever had to stoop to that level, hehe. And that many people really do search for how to cheat at Monopoly? Oh geez, just move the hotels and rob the bank when your opponent goes to the bathroom. Hahaha. Funny and witty - as usual. :)

Terrific Hub. Incredibly well written and funny...and yet so terribly sad, actually, tragic that our society, the world I suppose, has sunk to this level.

Thank God you kicked the Farmville habit. I was about to lose all respect for you. :)

While what you say is true, in that most people look for a way to cheat on something, I wonder: what on earth prompted your search? I love your government comment. Ya think Uncle Sam isn't watching?????

I do have to admit that I try to distract people if I land on their space so they don't ask me to pay them rent...

I haven't put anything up in a couple of days, but I have another knot hub in the workings (should be up tonight or tomorrow) and, in a couple of days, the second week of my bike efforts!

how much we love to cheat, ah!human nature. liked your hub.

Too funny...

Just had a good chuckle. I went to google and typed in "Why do I". Just to see if perhaps the universe had some insight into me that I was unaware of.... Since reading your Funny Google searches I will occasionally do a search of my own to lift my mood. I will leave the writing about the results up to you. No one could do it better. Thanks for the great fun!