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Why Being A Man Is Cool

Updated on January 10, 2011

I have decided to write a two part article series on: Why Being A Woman Is Cool, and Why Being A Man Is Cool. We've both got things to be proud of! Both sexes have their own unique advantages of being the sex that we are. These, in my opinion, are the best of the best.

Why Being A Man Is Cool

1. You Can Pee Standing Up, Virtually Anywhere.

Who wouldn't like this ability, seriously. Men are capable of peeing anywhere they see fit. "Marking Their Territory", if you will. Screw walking all the way to the bathroom, they can just go outside.

2. You Don't Have To Worry About Hurting Peoples Feelings.

Men just don't care about hurting their friends feelings. They will tell their buddy the way it is, point blank-- without blinking an eye. If their friend is offended, they just beat the crap out of each other and go back to being best friends the next day. There is no messy emotional baggage involved. "I am man, I say what I want, I fight, I get over it".

3. You Can Jump Out of Bed and Be Ready

What a great ability. All that's needed is a quick shower, a shave, and some fresh clothes. No pampering or staring at yourself in the mirror. Men were born ready to go. Maybe its part of a survival technique. Men have to be able to be ready at all times, and they are.

4. Shorter Bathroom Lines

This one doesn't even need an explanation-- men's bathroom lines are always shorter. They don't have to wait. Definitely a reason as to why a man is cool. Not only do they not have to wait, but they don't have to take a group of friends along with them either. Going pee is a completely personal act.

5. You don't need to ask for help

They're capable of doing all of the things that woman need to ask help with. Carrying heavy stuff, taking out the trash, reaching things in high places-- they've got it all under control. No need to ask for help, they're self sufficient on their own.

6. Getting Older Actually Makes You Look Better

Damn you: Denzel Washington, and George Clooney. Come on! Woman get older and things begin to sage, and go gray. Men get older, and peppering of the hair is actually hot. Woman don't have this ability, they just don't old and tired. Men however, they just "mature".

7. You Aren't Scared of A Chain Saw, or A Spider

Bring it on power tools! Kill those bugs without a blink of an eye! None of that matters to a man. He goes about ending the problem just like he does breathing. He doesn't run or cower or scream. It is his job, he is man!

8. You Don't Have to Carry A Purse

Men don't have to carry around: make up, Tampons, chap stick, perfume ect. They come in equip with a wallet. No need to lug around a bag that's basically the size of their own body. They're simple creatures, with simple needs.

9. You Don't Get Offended, You Just Don't Care

Men don't notice "dirty looks" or care that someone is talking badly of them. They just ignore the situation. They're sure of themselves, and that is all that matters.

10. All Your Orgasms Are Real

A man can't fake an orgasm, and if he can well.. hes a damn good actor. Orgasms are simple, and fun. No need to pretend to make the other person feel happy. If it doesn't happen, it doesn't happen. No need to explain themselves.

The reasons Why Being A Man is Cool are pretty point blank. Men are simple, they don't require a lot to be a bad ass-- they just are. Both sexes have their advantages. Mens advantages mainly center around simplicity, and lack of attention to details.


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      Jaylee 

      6 years ago

      Well a lot of these things are sexist. I'm not afraid of a spider, it doesn't take me that long in the morning to get ready, i don't really care what people think of me (that kind of has to do with the PERSON, not the gender), I needn't ask for help (Hell, I do those thing myself), I don't carry a purse (sometimes a backpack but all I need is cash and money for everything), and I'm just plain awesome. Plus, men have to slave over women's needs, so I think that being a woman is better. ^_^

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      ..... 

      6 years ago

      Being a woman seems better because woman can do all these things a man can do except peeing standing up

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      Shoaib 

      7 years ago

      Its not about being a man or women its just how to face life being cool its a nature..

    • stefancando profile image

      stefancando 

      7 years ago from Iasi

      this was really good! :))

    • Wesman Todd Shaw profile image

      Wesman Todd Shaw 

      7 years ago from Kaufman, Texas

      Now I feel better about everything! I've been saying for years that I get better looking every single day, and now I've got confirmation that it's true!

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      mtsi1098 

      7 years ago

      not only can we pee standing up we can also spell while peeing :)

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      Rhonda Musch 

      7 years ago from The Emerald Coast

      Sounds right on target girl. Eric is always ready in a flash. Cool hub.

    • QudsiaP1 profile image

      QudsiaP1 

      7 years ago

      Lol, I still think being a woman is much cooler.

      Perhaps I am biased. :P

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