Erm, shamefully... yes. This was a few years ago. When we broke up I hadn't seen her for like 2 months so when I saw her like that it was nice to know that I came out of it better than she did. I have nothing personal against her btw.
What a mean question! Mean! Mean! Mean! I got fat because I have thyroid problems and the fact that I have big bones didn't help. Nothing to do with our breakup, I swear! Hahahaha
Thanks for making me laugh today. I find your question hilarious. LOL I have not bumped into an ex who got super duper fat, but if I did, AND "if" he dumped me, I would really find it extremely satisfying.