Not-so-impressive lover or a good book?

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   Black Lillyposted 15 years ago

   Given a free evening to do whatever you choose without consequences of any kind, what would you choose:
   a) sex with someone who's not very impressive in bed, or
   b) interesting book?

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      Mark Knowlesposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Both. At the same time preferably.

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         terenceyap07posted 15 years agoin reply to this

         You all must be wondering how this is possible.... look carefully at Mark's profile pic... the guy's got an obvious advantage!
         
         *grins*

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         drej2522posted 15 years agoin reply to this

         Agreed...and maybe even have a ham and cheese sandwich!

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      cosetteposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      B, definitely.

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      Maximus591posted 15 years agoin reply to this

      You're obviously a female who lacks good looks. So, is it really the guys fault he wants to get the sex over quickly so he can watch the football?
      
      Ummm, lets see now...
      
      A) Have sex with an ugly female.
      
      B) Watch football.
      
      

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         Black Lillyposted 15 years agoin reply to this

         Thanks Jonnathan, but looks is something I lack least
         Plus, I did not mention an UGLY guy. I mentioned average performance, right?
         So, let's get it your way:
         - sex with a female who does not shout/moan/do something else you see in porn;
         - watch football.
         
         You say you choose football? I wouldn't, if I were you.

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            Maximus591posted 15 years agoin reply to this

            Well, if the guy is smart, he will do both.
            
            And if the guy is super-smart, he will coincide his climactic orgasm at the precise moment his favourite football team scores a goal. Therefore, he has the best of both worlds.

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               Black Lillyposted 15 years agoin reply to this

               If the guy is smart, he will just switch off the tv. Or just forget it.
               Because sex is something that you should enjoy, to the maximum. If football is better for you... well, your choice.

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               sannyasinmanposted 15 years agoin reply to this

               Be careful which team you support then . . with some teams you'll never get your orgasm at all. Better choose Chelsea or Man Utd I think - chances of multiple orgasms there:)

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                  Maximus591posted 15 years agoin reply to this

                  Ahhh yes, there are clearly some momentous decisions that life throws at you that cannot easily be made.
                  
                  Watching Stoke City or have sex with an ugly female, would definitely be one of those decisions. 
                  
                  Anyway, I digress.

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      starme77posted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Without question  a book

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      logic,commonsenseposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      I'd make sure you wouldn't be reading!

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         Black Lillyposted 15 years agoin reply to this

         Not a huge loss - I'm not into reading anyway...

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            logic,commonsenseposted 15 years agoin reply to this

            This has been fun!
            Until we meet again.

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               Black Lillyposted 15 years agoin reply to this

               And when we do, it should be even more fun.

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      Poppa Bluesposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Without question A)! Practice makes perfect!

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      spiritactorposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Unimpressive sex with an interesting book close at hand.
      
      I cheated, didn't I.

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      Himitsu Shugishaposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      A) I'll take bad sex over a good book anyday!! Besides I can make the sex better, the book will read the same no matter what.

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   Colebabieposted 15 years ago

   A)

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   Leta Sposted 15 years ago

   Oh, heavens.  I don't compromise.  I only 'read' something interesting or good.  'B,' definitely.

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      chico boy4posted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Gosh, I wouldn't either- because these are two entirely different matters / subjects.

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   sannyasinmanposted 15 years ago

   a)  . . but use the time to help them improve their skills

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   The Ropeposted 15 years ago

   B.  I'm not going to waste my time on A.  I've already got the best.

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   Scott.Lifeposted 15 years ago

   I got all the books I need, right now A. is the obvious choice!

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   Paradise7posted 15 years ago

   B.  A good book, definitely.
   
   A lousy lover doesn't have much to recommend him, except for the extra warmth.  Some lovers make better pillows, to prop yourself up on while reading a good book!

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   tantrumposted 15 years ago

   Why should I waste my time with someone who's not very impressive in bed ?
   I chose B

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      cosetteposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      i agree. i mean, if i go to all that effort to knock their socks off while sending them into the stratosphere, they could at least return the favour

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   rebekahELLEposted 15 years ago

   B offers more pleasure for a longer period of time.

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      tantrumposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      And doesn't talk nonsense

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         rebekahELLEposted 15 years agoin reply to this

         agreed!

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            tantrumposted 15 years agoin reply to this

            And a good porn book is better than any average man .

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               Daniel Carterposted 15 years agoin reply to this

               LOL

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    Jonathan Jancoposted 15 years ago

    Haven't had a decent experience in bed for about ten years . . . and I go through about five books a week.

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       tantrumposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       So we'll have to make up a 'C' choice for you !

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       I*n*v*i*c*t*u*sposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       maybe you need a puppy!

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          Jonathan Jancoposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          I don't think a puppy would be very good in bed, either. Too many parasites in the fur. No, I need a woman who actually knows how to do things. But I'm the first to admit that I'm VERY hard to please.

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       Black Lillyposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       and that's only because you expect a DECENT experience in bed

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          Jonathan Jancoposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          Actually, it's gotten to the point where EXPECTING anything has pretty much taken a back seat. Back seat? Like maybe an old VW bug? Maybe that'll do the trick.

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    poetlorraineposted 15 years ago

    that is o.k. but what are the books about.....

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    wyanjenposted 15 years ago

    A.
    
    Libraries are easy to find.

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       tantrumposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       and someone who's not very impressive in bed
       
       A lot more

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          wyanjenposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          hmmmm....
          
          Maybe I should start looking in the library... 

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    earnestshubposted 15 years ago

    I reckon it takes two people to work on it.
    Jonathan you will have to do all you can about you.

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    sneakorocksolidposted 15 years ago

    If your partner is weak maybe your contribution doesn't inspire greatness.

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       Black Lillyposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       1. never had a problem with that;
       2. I wasn't talking about myself.
       
       Ok, think that needs explaining: I asked this question because I read it in my horoscope about 10 years ago, and somehow still remember it. It said something like "she'll sleep with an average lover instead of reading a good book".

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    caravalhophotoposted 15 years ago

    Definetly B: Good Book...no reason to waste time with A.

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    Crazdwriterposted 15 years ago

    I don't have to worry about A ever! My man is....never mind don't want to spill TMI everywhere lol. but I would have chosen both...love then read...of course it would be fun in bed so no worries there like I said before

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    Ivorwenposted 15 years ago

    My husband is a great lover and the only man for me, so I'll take the good book.

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    ralwusposted 15 years ago

    A, I'm a great teacher as long as they are cute enough. Never would I miss that opportunity, the book can wait.

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    Colebabieposted 15 years ago

    The post says someone who is "not so impressive" not "horrible" or "really bad". And we're talking no consequences. A book will always be there. Guilt-free sex, not so much. Even average sex is still sex. And even if they aren't that impressive, if you're good it'll be better

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    wychicposted 15 years ago

    The good book, absolutely no question! Granted, I don't have to worry about mediocre sex anymore either. I had plenty of that with my ex, and his being 150 pounds overweight (and all the associated issues) were only a small part of it, getting to the point where a pretty cloud in the sky held more inspiration for me than the wildest night with him ever could.
    
    That said, I'd take my current other half over the greatest books, music, food, or dream vacations in the world, he tops 'em all

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    torimariposted 15 years ago

    B

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    poetlorraineposted 15 years ago

    neither thanks

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    TammyKposted 15 years ago

    it depends.  if he's too bad, i'd prefer the book.  if he's not that bad, i can help him improve.  but the thought of teaching someone who should know could be a turn-off.  then on second thought it could be fun and exciting.  but the down fall to that, once you got hi good, he'd leave and should someone else what you taught him.

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    pauls_boatposted 15 years ago

    its so long since i had a that b would win every time

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    Ghost32posted 15 years ago

    My true preference would be a not so impressive book and a good lover.

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    abiscardiposted 15 years ago

    Hands down (wink wink) B!

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    um, could I have some time to think about this? while I watch a good movie?

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