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Not-so-impressive lover or a good book?

  1. Black Lilly profile image59
    Black Lillyposted 7 years ago

    Given a free evening to do whatever you choose without consequences of any kind, what would you choose:
    a) sex with someone who's not very impressive in bed, or
    b) interesting book?

    1. Mark Knowles profile image60
      Mark Knowlesposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Both. At the same time preferably. wink

      1. terenceyap07 profile image61
        terenceyap07posted 7 years ago in reply to this

        You all must be wondering how this is possible.... look carefully at Mark's profile pic... the guy's got an obvious advantage!

        *grins*

      2. drej2522 profile image83
        drej2522posted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Agreed...and maybe even have a ham and cheese sandwich!

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      cosetteposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      B, definitely.

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      Maximus591posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      You're obviously a female who lacks good looks. So, is it really the guys fault he wants to get the sex over quickly so he can watch the football?

      Ummm, lets see now...

      A) Have sex with an ugly female.

      B) Watch football.

      smile smile smile

      1. Black Lilly profile image59
        Black Lillyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Thanks Jonnathan, but looks is something I lack least wink
        Plus, I did not mention an UGLY guy. I mentioned average performance, right? wink
        So, let's get it your way:
        - sex with a female who does not shout/moan/do something else you see in porn;
        - watch football.

        You say you choose football? I wouldn't, if I were you.

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          Maximus591posted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Well, if the guy is smart, he will do both.

          And if the guy is super-smart, he will coincide his climactic orgasm at the precise moment his favourite football team scores a goal. Therefore, he has the best of both worlds.

          1. Black Lilly profile image59
            Black Lillyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            If the guy is smart, he will just switch off the tv. Or just forget it.
            Because sex is something that you should enjoy, to the maximum. If football is better for you... well, your choice.

          2. sannyasinman profile image60
            sannyasinmanposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            Be careful which team you support then . . with some teams you'll never get your orgasm at all.smile Better choose Chelsea or Man Utd I think - chances of multiple orgasms there:)

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              Maximus591posted 7 years ago in reply to this

              Ahhh yes, there are clearly some momentous decisions that life throws at you that cannot easily be made.

              Watching Stoke City or have sex with an ugly female, would definitely be one of those decisions. 

              Anyway, I digress.

    4. starme77 profile image87
      starme77posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Without question  a book

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      logic,commonsenseposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I'd make sure you wouldn't be reading! smile

      1. Black Lilly profile image59
        Black Lillyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Not a huge loss - I'm not into reading anyway...

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          logic,commonsenseposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          This has been fun!
          Until we meet again.

          1. Black Lilly profile image59
            Black Lillyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            And when we do, it should be even more fun.

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      Poppa Bluesposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Without question A)! Practice makes perfect!

    7. spiritactor profile image60
      spiritactorposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Unimpressive sex with an interesting book close at hand.

      I cheated, didn't I.

    8. Himitsu Shugisha profile image77
      Himitsu Shugishaposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      A) I'll take bad sex over a good book anyday!! Besides I can make the sex better, the book will read the same no matter what.

  2. Colebabie profile image59
    Colebabieposted 7 years ago

    A)

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    Leta Sposted 7 years ago

    Oh, heavens.  I don't compromise.  I only 'read' something interesting or good.  'B,' definitely. wink

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      chico boy4posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Gosh, I wouldn't either- because these are two entirely different matters / subjects.

  4. sannyasinman profile image60
    sannyasinmanposted 7 years ago

    a)  . . but use the time to help them improve their skills smile

  5. The Rope profile image62
    The Ropeposted 7 years ago

    B.  I'm not going to waste my time on A.  I've already got the best.

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    Scott.Lifeposted 7 years ago

    I got all the books I need, right now A. is the obvious choice!

  7. Paradise7 profile image83
    Paradise7posted 7 years ago

    B.  A good book, definitely.

    A lousy lover doesn't have much to recommend him, except for the extra warmth.  Some lovers make better pillows, to prop yourself up on while reading a good book!

  8. tantrum profile image59
    tantrumposted 7 years ago

    Why should I waste my time with someone who's not very impressive in bed ?
    I chose B

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      cosetteposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      i agree. i mean, if i go to all that effort to knock their socks off while sending them into the stratosphere, they could at least return the favour wink

  9. rebekahELLE profile image87
    rebekahELLEposted 7 years ago

    B offers more pleasure for a longer period of time.

    1. tantrum profile image59
      tantrumposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      And doesn't talk nonsense big_smile

      1. rebekahELLE profile image87
        rebekahELLEposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        big_smile agreed!

        1. tantrum profile image59
          tantrumposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          And a good porn book is better than any average man . lol

          1. Daniel Carter profile image90
            Daniel Carterposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            LOL

  10. Jonathan Janco profile image74
    Jonathan Jancoposted 7 years ago

    Haven't had a decent experience in bed for about ten years . . . and I go through about five books a week.

    1. tantrum profile image59
      tantrumposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      So we'll have to make up a 'C' choice for you !

    2. I*n*v*i*c*t*u*s profile image59
      I*n*v*i*c*t*u*sposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      maybe you need a puppy! big_smile

      1. Jonathan Janco profile image74
        Jonathan Jancoposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        I don't think a puppy would be very good in bed, either. Too many parasites in the fur. No, I need a woman who actually knows how to do things. But I'm the first to admit that I'm VERY hard to please.

    3. Black Lilly profile image59
      Black Lillyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      and that's only because you expect a DECENT experience in bed big_smile

      1. Jonathan Janco profile image74
        Jonathan Jancoposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Actually, it's gotten to the point where EXPECTING anything has pretty much taken a back seat. Back seat? Like maybe an old VW bug? Maybe that'll do the trick.

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    poetlorraineposted 7 years ago

    that is o.k. but what are the books about.....

  12. wyanjen profile image86
    wyanjenposted 7 years ago

    A.

    Libraries are easy to find.

    1. tantrum profile image59
      tantrumposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      and someone who's not very impressive in bed

      A lot more big_smile

      1. wyanjen profile image86
        wyanjenposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        hmmmm....

        Maybe I should start looking in the library...  lol

  13. earnestshub profile image87
    earnestshubposted 7 years ago

    I reckon it takes two people to work on it. smile
    Jonathan you will have to do all you can about you. smile

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    sneakorocksolidposted 7 years ago

    If your partner is weak maybe your contribution doesn't inspire greatness.

    1. Black Lilly profile image59
      Black Lillyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      1. never had a problem with that;
      2. I wasn't talking about myself.

      Ok, think that needs explaining: I asked this question because I read it in my horoscope about 10 years ago, and somehow still remember it. It said something like "she'll sleep with an average lover instead of reading a good book".

  15. caravalhophoto profile image58
    caravalhophotoposted 7 years ago

    Definetly B: Good Book...no reason to waste time with A.

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    Crazdwriterposted 7 years ago

    I don't have to worry about A ever! My man is....never mind don't want to spill TMI everywhere lol. but I would have chosen both...love then read...of course it would be fun in bed so no worries there like I said before big_smile

  17. Ivorwen profile image78
    Ivorwenposted 7 years ago

    My husband is a great lover and the only man for me, so I'll take the good book.

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    ralwusposted 7 years ago

    A, I'm a great teacher as long as they are cute enough. Never would I miss that opportunity, the book can wait. big_smile

  19. Colebabie profile image59
    Colebabieposted 7 years ago

    The post says someone who is "not so impressive" not "horrible" or "really bad". And we're talking no consequences. A book will always be there. Guilt-free sex, not so much. Even average sex is still sex. And even if they aren't that impressive, if you're good it'll be better wink

  20. wychic profile image79
    wychicposted 7 years ago

    The good book, absolutely no question! Granted, I don't have to worry about mediocre sex anymore either. I had plenty of that with my ex, and his being 150 pounds overweight (and all the associated issues) were only a small part of it, getting to the point where a pretty cloud in the sky held more inspiration for me than the wildest night with him ever could.

    That said, I'd take my current other half over the greatest books, music, food, or dream vacations in the world, he tops 'em all wink

  21. torimari profile image67
    torimariposted 7 years ago

    B

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    poetlorraineposted 7 years ago

    neither thanks

  23. TammyK profile image55
    TammyKposted 7 years ago

    it depends.  if he's too bad, i'd prefer the book.  if he's not that bad, i can help him improve.  but the thought of teaching someone who should know could be a turn-off.  then on second thought it could be fun and exciting.  but the down fall to that, once you got hi good, he'd leave and should someone else what you taught him.

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    pauls_boatposted 7 years ago

    its so long since i had a that b would win every time

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    Ghost32posted 7 years ago

    My true preference would be a not so impressive book and a good lover.

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    abiscardiposted 7 years ago

    Hands down (wink wink) B!

  27. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 7 years ago

    um, could I have some time to think about this? while I watch a good movie?

 
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