What is the funniest pick up line used on you?

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  1. Kimberly Vaughn profile image83
    Kimberly Vaughnposted 5 years ago

    What is the funniest pick up line used on you?

  2. duffsmom profile image61
    duffsmomposted 5 years ago

    Not a pick up line exactly as we were already on the date. It was a blind date set up by my friend.  His name was Rick and we went to the movies to see Romeo and Juliet.  I must have been 17.  We had sodas and I was sort of chewing on the straw and he reached up and grabbed it. I said, give me back my straw and he said in the creepiest, smooth, icky voice, "you mean 'our' straw."

    I wanted to vomit. Never went out with him EVER again. He was just absolutely creepy.

    1. Kimberly Vaughn profile image83
      Kimberly Vaughnposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      Eww. Creepy.

  3. cam8510 profile image95
    cam8510posted 5 years ago

    "Would you please look me in the eyes?"  I've always thought that was such a nice way for Bus.....er....Dusty to introduce herself.

  4. flacoinohio profile image81
    flacoinohioposted 5 years ago

    I was in a bar in Alaska when a very drunk native woman in her early to mid sixties sat down next to me and kept staring at me.  After several minutes of staring at me, she turned away from me and watched the television for a few minutes.  She then turned to me and said, "I have a problem with you".  When I asked her what her problem was, she told me, "Your so good looking".   And then she moved her eye brows up and down a few times, winked at me, stood up to walk away and passed out collapsing to the floor.  When I tried to help her up, she grabbed me and kissed me on the cheek and told me, "I know you want me".  I promptly sat her down on her stool and left.

    1. Kimberly Vaughn profile image83
      Kimberly Vaughnposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      Wow! That is crazy!

  5. Tmonica profile image59
    Tmonicaposted 5 years ago

    I think the funniest one would be when I went to doctor's office awhile back. I found out that day I had a new doctor. I was sick with a really bad cold and he says to me I can make your cold go away quicker if you go out on a date with me. I was thinking the whole time he must me out of his mind lol and couldn't get out of there quick enough.

    1. Kimberly Vaughn profile image83
      Kimberly Vaughnposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      I'm kind of impressed. I know I am not at my most attractive when I am sick and at the doctor's office. Did you take him up on his offer?

    2. Tmonica profile image59
      Tmonicaposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      I actually didn't, I was in a relationship at that time. Funny you ask though because I had to go see him today cause I had a cough for some days but he just said this time, so nice to see you again and if you need me please call me.


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