◄►Tell me the Best Pick Up Lines... (๏̯͡๏)

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   Rockerzzposted 14 years ago

   Please tell the best pick up line you have ever heard

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   Rockerzzposted 14 years ago

   How about we take a hint from Nike, and Just Do It.

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   thooghunposted 14 years ago

   If they ask you your name, throw in the ever-useful
   
   "You can call me anytime"

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   girly_girl09posted 14 years ago

   This is one of the best, because it's one of the worst.
   
   Him is some random guy that started talking to me in a bar.
   
   
   Him: Do you like Jeeps?
   
   Me: Yeah, I guess so...?
   
   Him: Ok, good. I have a red jeep where we can go make-out.
   
   Me: What?!?! um, Bye!!!!!
   
   I've heard some other bad ones, but that is probably the most forward.

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   andywill63posted 14 years ago

   Hi....

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   Rainbow Briteposted 14 years ago

   by "best pick-up lines" do you mean those lines that work the best?  Or just the funniest?  If we're going for the funniest, then it's got to be..."nice boots...wanna grab pizza and fuck?  *when the female looks confused or offended* What you don't like pizza?"

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   Adult Contentposted 14 years ago

   I actually have an entire system of dating.  However, I often find that a good line for a first date 9after meeting online) during all that bullsh*t chat when you are supposed to be listening to the girl is: I am getting so lost in your pretty eyes I can barely speak let alone be as witty and charming as I was online.
   That's your freebie.  Now go read my hubs!
   
   By the way, Rainbow, I like the avatar pic but I have a question: has HP busted on you about it yet?  Between the dropped shoulder strap and cleavage I would have thought someone would have said something.  I LIKE it though--really!

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   manlypoetrymanposted 14 years ago

   "I want to see the Sun rise in your eyes...Stay the night...and you'll make this dream of mine come true!:
   
   Hey...that one took years to perfect...in my younger days

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   alternate poetposted 14 years ago

   Boy - what faded jaded 'unlikely to get a result' lines
   
   THE best that ALWAYS works is , 
   "Hi, I wonder if you can help me, . . "  with that little boy lost look and a smile.
   
   Still working for me forty eight years after the first time I used it, and I can still do the little boy lost look that gets the girls (of all ages) rushing to 'help'

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      Adult Contentposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      As I said, I have an entire system.  However, I will admit that your line can work well for guys in the supermarket or laundromat.  So many women out there think we are so absolutely helpless even in 2010!

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    best pick up line:  tell me about your first time!
    
    or :  do women always bleed at first time?
    
    or:  are you a virgin?
    
    (I got these from the forum threads!    )

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    ediggityposted 14 years ago

    Best pick up line:
    
    
    bend at the knees and keep you back straight.

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       mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       I will watch.

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       Adult Contentposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       facing which way?

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    H.C Porterposted 14 years ago

    If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?

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       Adult Contentposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       very good if your SO isn't home!

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    H.C Porterposted 14 years ago

    or
    I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?

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