◄►Tell me the Best Pick Up Lines... (๏̯͡๏)

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    Rockerzzposted 8 years ago

    Please tell the best pick up line you have ever heard

  2. profile image0
    Rockerzzposted 8 years ago

    How about we take a hint from Nike, and Just Do It.

  3. thooghun profile image81
    thooghunposted 8 years ago

    If they ask you your name, throw in the ever-useful

    "You can call me anytime"

  4. girly_girl09 profile image74
    girly_girl09posted 8 years ago

    This is one of the best, because it's one of the worst. big_smile

    Him is some random guy that started talking to me in a bar.

    Him: Do you like Jeeps?

    Me: Yeah, I guess so...?

    Him: Ok, good. I have a red jeep where we can go make-out.

    Me: What?!?! um, Bye!!!!!

    I've heard some other bad ones, but that is probably the most forward.

  5. profile image51
    andywill63posted 8 years ago


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    Rainbow Briteposted 8 years ago

    by "best pick-up lines" do you mean those lines that work the best?  Or just the funniest?  If we're going for the funniest, then it's got to be..."nice boots...wanna grab pizza and fuck?  *when the female looks confused or offended* What you don't like pizza?"

  7. Adult Content profile image58
    Adult Contentposted 8 years ago

    I actually have an entire system of dating.  However, I often find that a good line for a first date 9after meeting online) during all that bullsh*t chat when you are supposed to be listening to the girl is: I am getting so lost in your pretty eyes I can barely speak let alone be as witty and charming as I was online.
    That's your freebie.  Now go read my hubs!

    By the way, Rainbow, I like the avatar pic but I have a question: has HP busted on you about it yet?  Between the dropped shoulder strap and cleavage I would have thought someone would have said something.  I LIKE it though--really!

  8. manlypoetryman profile image73
    manlypoetrymanposted 8 years ago

    "I want to see the Sun rise in your eyes...Stay the night...and you'll make this dream of mine come true!: lol

    Hey...that one took years to perfect...in my younger days big_smile

  9. alternate poet profile image66
    alternate poetposted 8 years ago

    Boy - what faded jaded 'unlikely to get a result' lines big_smile

    THE best that ALWAYS works is , 
    "Hi, I wonder if you can help me, . . "  with that little boy lost look and a smile.

    Still working for me forty eight years after the first time I used it, and I can still do the little boy lost look that gets the girls (of all ages) rushing to 'help' big_smile

    1. Adult Content profile image58
      Adult Contentposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      As I said, I have an entire system.  However, I will admit that your line can work well for guys in the supermarket or laundromat.  So many women out there think we are so absolutely helpless even in 2010!

  10. mega1 profile image75
    mega1posted 8 years ago

    best pick up line:  tell me about your first time!

    or :  do women always bleed at first time?

    or:  are you a virgin?

    (I got these from the forum threads!  smile  )

  11. ediggity profile image61
    ediggityposted 8 years ago

    Best pick up line:

    bend at the knees and keep you back straight.

    1. mega1 profile image75
      mega1posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I will watch.

    2. Adult Content profile image58
      Adult Contentposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      facing which way?

  12. H.C Porter profile image79
    H.C Porterposted 8 years ago

    If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?

    1. Adult Content profile image58
      Adult Contentposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      very good if your SO isn't home!

  13. H.C Porter profile image79
    H.C Porterposted 8 years ago

    I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?


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