I am 27, fit body, sexy mind, been around if you know what I mean but somehow I got through disease free (paperwork provided on request). I have professional training in S&M, have worked as a male escort for couples, I can wine and dine with business types or get down and dirty just about wherever, I have references if need be.
Financially secure, sexually disinhibited, intellectually loose, I need a lot of attention. I don't mind if you cook, if you like cooking but I can cook also. You should be rather fit because I have an insatiable sex drive. I am loyal but open to suggestions for bedroom partners. I will not cheat and will not accept the same. You must have good hygiene and be nice to my mum. No old boyfriends you haven't got over. That's about it.
LOL, where were you three years ago when my mother was buying lottery tickets so that she could give me a night on the town with an escort of my dreams? She was prepared for 500 USD per hour. Sadly, she didn't win the lottery. *Sigh* That's why you never got the call.
She's still buying those lottery tickets...I'll let you know what happens.
Your luck is running strongly, Bovine. I once placed an ad in the Reno Gazette (true story!) for prison pen pals under "Men Seeking Women" and thought I'd be okay. Did get a dozen or so notes from gals...but also HALF a dozen from some big ol' boys.
Guess HP folks must not be as hard up as the Gray Rock Hotel folks....
Oh my. Well I hope you are doing ok now. Although I initially was toying with the idea of a snip, I am currently content to stay inactive in the relationship arena, still considering the snip and not just toying anymore. I think one day, I really would like children but there are also kids whom don't have parents. I thought maybe fostering would be nice.
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