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  1. Bovine Currency profile image57
    Bovine Currencyposted 8 years ago

    Hi ladies,

    this is a personal ad,

    Me,

    I am 27, fit body, sexy mind, been around if you know what I mean but somehow I got through disease free (paperwork provided on request).  I have professional training in S&M, have worked as a male escort for couples, I can wine and dine with business types or get down and dirty just about wherever, I have references if need be. 

    You,

    Financially secure, sexually disinhibited, intellectually loose, I need a lot of attention.  I don't mind if you cook, if you like cooking but I can cook also.  You should be rather fit because I have an insatiable sex drive.  I am loyal but open to suggestions for bedroom partners.  I will not cheat and will not accept the same.  You must have good hygiene and be nice to my mum.  No old boyfriends you haven't got over.  That's about it.

    I'm all yours,

    Open to the highest bidder.

    Email me for further details.

  2. profile image0
    L. Andrew Marrposted 8 years ago

    HAHA

    YOU DID IT

    lol

    I never thought you would. tongue

    Kudos my man, kudos.

    (Gotta love Truth or Dare) =P

  3. Bovine Currency profile image57
    Bovine Currencyposted 8 years ago

    LOL! lol

  4. profile image0
    L. Andrew Marrposted 8 years ago

    I'd laugh so hard if you actually got emails because of this tongue

  5. Beth100 profile image72
    Beth100posted 8 years ago

    You two kill me!!!  How am I suppose to go to sleep now?  I'm laughing too hard!  Poor Tant.... lol

  6. tantrum profile image60
    tantrumposted 8 years ago

    SO , HOW MUCH ?

    1. Bovine Currency profile image57
      Bovine Currencyposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I can't do it.

      Baby, I still love you, will you take me back after all my bad behaviour? neutral

      1. tantrum profile image60
        tantrumposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        you better do it !
        there's no more cash  at home !!
        you know that !! yikes

        1. Bovine Currency profile image57
          Bovine Currencyposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Oh yeah... Well you are now the official auctioneer.  I don't want anymore trouble neutral

    2. lorlie6 profile image84
      lorlie6posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Sorry, Tantrum, but I re-raise...

      1. tantrum profile image60
        tantrumposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Oh ! that's good! We need the money 
        I was trying to raise the bet ! lol

        1. lorlie6 profile image84
          lorlie6posted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Well, part of his name is currency, so what's the problem? lol

          1. tantrum profile image60
            tantrumposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            lol

  7. Beth100 profile image72
    Beth100posted 8 years ago

    Hint:  Make sure it's a plantinum card...better yet, make sure its the Black card!  lol

  8. tantrum profile image60
    tantrumposted 8 years ago

    He's gone ! yikes

  9. tantrum profile image60
    tantrumposted 8 years ago

    he's a lazy bastard ! lol

    1. Bovine Currency profile image57
      Bovine Currencyposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      neutralbig_smile

      1. tantrum profile image60
        tantrumposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        big_smile

  10. Bovine Currency profile image57
    Bovine Currencyposted 8 years ago

    All prospective buyers please contact my current owner, tantrum.

    1. tantrum profile image60
      tantrumposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      CUTE

  11. lorlie6 profile image84
    lorlie6posted 8 years ago

    Ahhh, the male gender...lol

  12. lorlie6 profile image84
    lorlie6posted 8 years ago

    How much did she have to pay, I mean you have no clothing, no head...jeeze.

    1. tantrum profile image60
      tantrumposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Have lots of other 'things' ,,, big_smile

      1. Bovine Currency profile image57
        Bovine Currencyposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        yeah, what she said.

        1. lorlie6 profile image84
          lorlie6posted 8 years agoin reply to this

          So where's a photo? lol

          1. tantrum profile image60
            tantrumposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            Are you interested? I will send them to you !

          2. Bovine Currency profile image57
            Bovine Currencyposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            Realistically, with some of my comments and hub material, I will not be providing head shots.  From an anonymous email, yeah sure if you really want them.  Not on here LOL!

  13. Bovine Currency profile image57
    Bovine Currencyposted 8 years ago

    lol

  14. Sally's Trove profile image79
    Sally's Troveposted 8 years ago

    LOL, where were you three years ago when my mother was buying lottery tickets so that she could give me a night on the town with an escort of my dreams?  She was prepared for 500 USD per hour.  Sadly, she didn't win the lottery.  *Sigh* That's why you never got the call.

    She's still buying those lottery tickets...I'll let you know what happens.

  15. tantrum profile image60
    tantrumposted 8 years ago

    I can guaranty he's almost  a virgin big_smile

  16. Bovine Currency profile image57
    Bovine Currencyposted 8 years ago

    lol big_smile  LOLOL!! at the two last remarks!!!

    1. tantrum profile image60
      tantrumposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      well, isn't that true ? tongue

      1. Bovine Currency profile image57
        Bovine Currencyposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Yeah, almost lol

        1. tantrum profile image60
          tantrumposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          lol

  17. Bovine Currency profile image57
    Bovine Currencyposted 8 years ago

    there ya go, the owner of this for sale item may provide photos big_smile

  18. tantrum profile image60
    tantrumposted 8 years ago

    I'm calling it a day

    and what a day ! lol

    C U tomorrow ! smile

  19. Bovine Currency profile image57
    Bovine Currencyposted 8 years ago

    Cya soon lovely Kiss Kissxx big_smile

  20. profile image0
    Ghost32posted 8 years ago

    Your luck is running strongly, Bovine.  I once placed an ad in the Reno Gazette (true story!) for prison pen pals under "Men Seeking Women" and thought I'd be okay.  Did get a dozen or so notes from gals...but also HALF a dozen from some big ol' boys. 

    Guess HP folks must not be as hard up as the Gray Rock Hotel folks....lol

  21. Bovine Currency profile image57
    Bovine Currencyposted 8 years ago

    Trust me Ghost, a woman (or a man!) is the last thing I need right now.  I am steering far far away.  This is most definetly no more than a joke big_smile

  22. Bovine Currency profile image57
    Bovine Currencyposted 8 years ago

    At least until I get my vasectomy done lol and bury all my money in a hole somewhere.

    1. profile image0
      Ghost32posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I got that it was a joke, Bovine.  Admittedly, mine (the Reno Gazette ad) was NOT, but then again, MY vasectomy had been in place and fully nonfunctional for over 26 years by the time I placed the ad!  lol

      Unfortunately, I DID forget to bury all my money in a hole, unless you count the 6 ex-wives (Pam is #7) and 2 bankruptcies...big_smile

      1. Bovine Currency profile image57
        Bovine Currencyposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Oh my.  Well I hope you are doing ok now.  Although I initially was toying with the idea of a snip, I am currently content to stay inactive in the relationship arena, still considering the snip and not just toying anymore.  I think one day, I really would like children but there are also kids whom don't have parents.  I thought maybe fostering would be nice.

  23. Stevennix2001 profile image91
    Stevennix2001posted 8 years ago

    when did hubpages become a dating site, where you can post your personal profile up?

 
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