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   Bovine Currencyposted 13 years ago

   Hi ladies,
   
   this is a personal ad,
   
   Me,
   
   I am 27, fit body, sexy mind, been around if you know what I mean but somehow I got through disease free (paperwork provided on request).  I have professional training in S&M, have worked as a male escort for couples, I can wine and dine with business types or get down and dirty just about wherever, I have references if need be. 
   
   You,
   
   Financially secure, sexually disinhibited, intellectually loose, I need a lot of attention.  I don't mind if you cook, if you like cooking but I can cook also.  You should be rather fit because I have an insatiable sex drive.  I am loyal but open to suggestions for bedroom partners.  I will not cheat and will not accept the same.  You must have good hygiene and be nice to my mum.  No old boyfriends you haven't got over.  That's about it.
   
   I'm all yours,
   
   Open to the highest bidder.
   
   Email me for further details.

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   L. Andrew Marrposted 13 years ago

   HAHA
   
   YOU DID IT
   
   
   
   I never thought you would.
   
   Kudos my man, kudos.
   
   (Gotta love Truth or Dare) =P

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   Bovine Currencyposted 13 years ago

   LOL!

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   L. Andrew Marrposted 13 years ago

   I'd laugh so hard if you actually got emails because of this

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   Beth100posted 13 years ago

   You two kill me!!!  How am I suppose to go to sleep now?  I'm laughing too hard!  Poor Tant....

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   tantrumposted 13 years ago

   SO , HOW MUCH ?

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      Bovine Currencyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      I can't do it.
      
      Baby, I still love you, will you take me back after all my bad behaviour?

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         tantrumposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         you better do it !
         there's no more cash  at home !!
         you know that !!

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            Bovine Currencyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            Oh yeah... Well you are now the official auctioneer.  I don't want anymore trouble

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      lorlie6posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Sorry, Tantrum, but I re-raise...

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         tantrumposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         Oh ! that's good! We need the money 
         I was trying to raise the bet !

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            lorlie6posted 13 years agoin reply to this

            Well, part of his name is currency, so what's the problem?

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               tantrumposted 13 years agoin reply to this

               

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   Beth100posted 13 years ago

   Hint:  Make sure it's a plantinum card...better yet, make sure its the Black card!  lol

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   tantrumposted 13 years ago

   He's gone !

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   tantrumposted 13 years ago

   he's a lazy bastard !

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      Bovine Currencyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      

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         tantrumposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         

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    Bovine Currencyposted 13 years ago

    All prospective buyers please contact my current owner, tantrum.

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       tantrumposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       CUTE

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    lorlie6posted 13 years ago

    Ahhh, the male gender...

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    lorlie6posted 13 years ago

    How much did she have to pay, I mean you have no clothing, no head...jeeze.

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       tantrumposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Have lots of other 'things' ,,,

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          Bovine Currencyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          yeah, what she said.

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             lorlie6posted 13 years agoin reply to this

             So where's a photo?

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                tantrumposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                Are you interested? I will send them to you !

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                Bovine Currencyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                Realistically, with some of my comments and hub material, I will not be providing head shots.  From an anonymous email, yeah sure if you really want them.  Not on here LOL!

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    Bovine Currencyposted 13 years ago

    

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    Sally's Troveposted 13 years ago

    LOL, where were you three years ago when my mother was buying lottery tickets so that she could give me a night on the town with an escort of my dreams?  She was prepared for 500 USD per hour.  Sadly, she didn't win the lottery.  *Sigh* That's why you never got the call.
    
    She's still buying those lottery tickets...I'll let you know what happens.

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    tantrumposted 13 years ago

    I can guaranty he's almost  a virgin

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    Bovine Currencyposted 13 years ago

      LOLOL!! at the two last remarks!!!

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       tantrumposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       well, isn't that true ?

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          Bovine Currencyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Yeah, almost

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             tantrumposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             

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    Bovine Currencyposted 13 years ago

    there ya go, the owner of this for sale item may provide photos

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    tantrumposted 13 years ago

    I'm calling it a day
    
    and what a day !
    
    C U tomorrow !

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    Bovine Currencyposted 13 years ago

    Cya soon lovely Kiss Kissxx

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    Ghost32posted 13 years ago

    Your luck is running strongly, Bovine.  I once placed an ad in the Reno Gazette (true story!) for prison pen pals under "Men Seeking Women" and thought I'd be okay.  Did get a dozen or so notes from gals...but also HALF a dozen from some big ol' boys. 
    
    Guess HP folks must not be as hard up as the Gray Rock Hotel folks....

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    Bovine Currencyposted 13 years ago

    Trust me Ghost, a woman (or a man!) is the last thing I need right now.  I am steering far far away.  This is most definetly no more than a joke

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    Bovine Currencyposted 13 years ago

    At least until I get my vasectomy done and bury all my money in a hole somewhere.

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       Ghost32posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       I got that it was a joke, Bovine.  Admittedly, mine (the Reno Gazette ad) was NOT, but then again, MY vasectomy had been in place and fully nonfunctional for over 26 years by the time I placed the ad! 
       
       Unfortunately, I DID forget to bury all my money in a hole, unless you count the 6 ex-wives (Pam is #7) and 2 bankruptcies...

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          Bovine Currencyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Oh my.  Well I hope you are doing ok now.  Although I initially was toying with the idea of a snip, I am currently content to stay inactive in the relationship arena, still considering the snip and not just toying anymore.  I think one day, I really would like children but there are also kids whom don't have parents.  I thought maybe fostering would be nice.

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    Stevennix2001posted 13 years ago

    when did hubpages become a dating site, where you can post your personal profile up?

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