What I Am Planning for My Lover on Valentines

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   theirishobserver.posted 13 years ago

   I will post what I am doing to start the thread

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   tantrumposted 13 years ago

   what would you like, honey ?

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   theirishobserver.posted 13 years ago

   On Valentines day I will be cooking a steak dinner, then I will be taking my girlfriend to the bedroom where the open fire will be burning, I will have some scented candles around the room to set the mood, I will ask my girlfriend to lay down on the sheep skin rug in front of the fire, and I shall begin a slow, sensual massage of her back, I will use massage oil lightly scented with lavender, I find lavender very relaxing, when I have given a full body massage, I will ask my girlfriend to shower with me where I will wash her back and make passionate love to her, we will both then dry each other and slip into something comfortable, I will then put on a nice movie, Ghost, perhaps, and relax for the rest of the night, hows that......

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      NewYorkerposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      That's why they say Irishmen are the most romantic in the world..
      
      My idea was to take her to a McDonald's or a Subway, to the movies and home to have sex.
      
      Differences between an American and Irish?

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         myownworldposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         um...mcdonalds?? that's pushing it a little I'd say.....

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         tantrumposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         I'd rather stick to the Irish !
         McDonalds ??? ugh !!! Sucks !

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            myownworldposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            I know.....!!!  Fast food on valentine's day means only one thing: all u care about is getting into her pants asap! Hardly romantic....

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               tantrumposted 13 years agoin reply to this

               Very New Yorker !
               

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                  NewYorkerposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                  Olive Garden better?

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                     myownworldposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                     much better....! see, the things you learn at HP....!

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                        NewYorkerposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                        Lol!
                        
                        Yeah, I feel FILLED with new knowledge.
                        
                        Okay, so Olive Garden, movie and sex?
                        
                        Doesn't sound too bad. Although Olive Garden is very expensive.. It's like they produce their ingredients from gold.

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                           myownworldposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                           hey, go for a quiet place, doesn't have to be expensive...even a cafe should do as long as it's romantic and not overcrowded...it's about being together really....
                           but just draw the line at fast food!

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      myownworldposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      oh that sounds like a dream.........!
      (*starry eyed)

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   Pearldiverposted 13 years ago

   Probably a Chicken Sandwich

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   theirishobserver.posted 13 years ago

   Hello Tantrum....read my post...would you like

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      tantrumposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      OH that's wonderful!
      Thanks !
      
      
      
      

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   theirishobserver.posted 13 years ago

   pearldiver....pure sweet romance

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   theirishobserver.posted 13 years ago

   Is lavender Ok

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      tantrumposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      I think Ylang-Ylang is best

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   theirishobserver.posted 13 years ago

   Dont know it....I will try the Body Shop...thats our big store here for such delicate items

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      tantrumposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Don't you have L'Occitane ?

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   theirishobserver.posted 13 years ago

   no, body shop is about the best we have for those gentle items

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      tantrumposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Body Shop should have it.
      If not
      Do you have Indian stores ?
      they have Ylang.

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    theirishobserver.posted 13 years ago

    No Indian Stores here, we dont have many Indians....

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    tantrumposted 13 years ago

    Stick to lavender then
    
    (what a boring man !! )
    
    
    

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    theirishobserver.posted 13 years ago

    Its Ireland...I don try but sometimes a man can only operate with the tools available....

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       tantrumposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Ireland is wonderful !! and the Irish are HOT !
       I'm not jealous, if not I would hate your girlfriend !
       

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    theirishobserver.posted 13 years ago

    Jealous has no place here....this is about rooster...can you hold him or not.....

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       tantrumposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       I don't have any problem with that !
       but what about your girlfriend ? Isn't she in care of your rooster ?

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    theirishobserver.posted 13 years ago

    Listen she has been rough with rooster, I need someone to be gentle, perhaps you and Sa could work together with rooster

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       tantrumposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       you dump your girlfriend first, and then we'll talk business.
       you're a cheater !!

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    theirishobserver.posted 13 years ago

    New Yorker, perhasp your just more honest over there

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       NewYorkerposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       More honest?
       
       We're just a little cheaper.. Lol

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          myownworldposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          

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    theirishobserver.posted 13 years ago

    thanks myownworld, its exactly what I will be doing, already have it planned.....I like the shower bit....although the massage part is good but too much temptation....you know can get carried away....firm buttocks driping with oil....

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       myownworldposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       hmm...you think you can hold off till the 14th....??
       
       (call me MOW - myownworld is a pain to write!)

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    theirishobserver.posted 13 years ago

    while we have Mc Donalds here...it is so far to travel...by the time we would get back we would bee too tired

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    theirishobserver.posted 13 years ago

    New Yorker...hear what your saying....however I like to take my time....I like to peel those panties off real slow....and oil those buttocks like two KFC drumsticks...real slow...real tasty

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       myownworldposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       ((um..sounding starved there!! )))

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    theirishobserver.posted 13 years ago

    myownworld I am feeling your pain, sharing your pain, now where is that dam oil

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    theirishobserver.posted 13 years ago

    myownworld if I meet you in a bar heres what I would do, Hi, can I get you a drink...My name is Irish...Im over here on a short holiday...do you mind if I am totally honest with you....I like to paint....and If I may say....your eyes paint a thousand words....my heart fluttered at your first glance....may I just run my fingers through your beautiful hair...how I would love to see you run through a summer meadow....how I would love to lay a picnic upon the meadow grass as you lay beside me with your gentle soft cheek brushing against my arm....

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       NewYorkerposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Oh, you smooth man.
       
       Teach me, Seriously.. Teach me!

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       myownworldposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       that's beautiful now.....how could any woman resist that...!

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    theirishobserver.posted 13 years ago

    thank God I thought you might have rejected me.....Ma..she said yes....Ma...get that old wedding dress out of the cellar and bring it to the dry cleaners....I dont care who is still in it....just get ready for a real shin dig

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       myownworldposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       

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    theirishobserver.posted 13 years ago

    Oh sometimes I just think I am stuck in myownworld

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       myownworldposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       ...while lustfully eyeing T's bikini.....!

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       tantrumposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       
       
       
       

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    myownworldposted 13 years ago

    oh stop....!! my jaw hurts now...!

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    theirishobserver.posted 13 years ago

    that bikini is for the eyes of another.....yes...now hold my Rooster Tantrum

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    tantrumposted 13 years ago

    
    I'm done with you !
    Call your girlfriend to do the 'fine ' work !
    
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       myownworldposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       yes, he is getting rather bossy now isn't he??

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    Justine76posted 13 years ago

    My plans for V-day.... Im going to buy myslef a box of chocolates and a large bottle of whiskey. Im going to get very very drunk, so I wont be so mad at the video game, and the lack of gifts for the ....hmm....seventh year now?  and Ill go to bed. I wont think about how I used to get back rubs of lavender, and scented candles, romantic cards and precious well thought out gifts. We still take showers together, but he snots on my feet and never washes my back. I wont think about how I used to have conversations and be heard. I wont think about how perfect things once were, Ill get very very drunk, and go to sleep...

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       myownworldposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       yes, justine...ditch him (at least, mentally!) and go elope with Irish (in your mind i.e.)...
       it's how I live...free floating fantasies in my head...

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          Justine76posted 13 years agoin reply to this

          I know...me too....
          
          I should get out of the fourms I think..my mood has escalated..who knows what could happen? maybe Ill get banned...
          
          honestly, its no way to live...but you do what you got to huh?
          xo

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             myownworldposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             shh...no blame when there are no choices. we do what we can best without hurting anyone. So, live in that little open space at the window....our minds are our own. Free!

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                Justine76posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                i know, thanks.. 
                fuck my mother inlaw is calling..gotta go...

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                   myownworldposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                   see u later...you know we're there for you...worst comes to worse, we'll celebrate V day here!!

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    Flightkeeperposted 13 years ago

    Hey Justine, you want me to zap him with a tazer for you?

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       Justine76posted 13 years agoin reply to this

         Ill do it if I need too. maybe this year is the year he comes back around? so far he told me to expect a shop vac, thats going to stay in the garage..but who knows? maybe he was kidding...
       It really wouldnt be so bad if he had always been this way. But it used to be the most romantic stuff ever...everyone I knew hated me cuz he weas soo  "perfect"...
       He would cook me an amazing meal, then dessert then..
       he would wash my hair then  my feet with scented soaps, and then massage them with oils....and move up...
       how do you go from that too..nothing?

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    theirishobserver.posted 13 years ago

    oh to stroke you silkin skin....to to take your hand in mine and feel the race of your pulse.....to know that your heart beats at one with mine.....to run my fingers through your hair and smell the scent of meadow morn....oh to feel your head rest upon my shoulder....to be breathless after your warm embrace....to be speechless after your french kiss....

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    Flightkeeperposted 13 years ago

    Rooster, I think you and your lady should watch The Notebook instead of Ghost. It's very romantic.

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    theirishobserver.posted 13 years ago

    justine baby, you just want to open that door and say good bye

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    theirishobserver.posted 13 years ago

    thanks flightkeeper, will look out for that one

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    Greg Cremiaposted 13 years ago

    I am taking my lady to Mardi Gras in New Orleans for a 4 day binge.

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       Pandoras Boxposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       That'll do it. Good plan.

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    theirishobserver.posted 13 years ago

    justine its called being taken for granted, all messing aside, I like to treat the woman in my life real special, especially on valentines, I see couples, nothing heppening, dead, taken for granted, we need spice to live...

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       Justine76posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       I know. how do you make it stop? dont tell me its my fault..helooooo thats really me? I took that pic for him.
       he wouldnt look at it...

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    theirishobserver.posted 13 years ago

    Greg I like it good on you

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    Flightkeeperposted 13 years ago

    I don't know Justine.  Maybe you can give him a Valentine Day coupon early.  You know one part for you and one part for him. On your part it'll list what he wants and on his part it'll list what you want.  That way he gets a hint.  Just a suggestion.
    
    Okay, I have to stop being a Ms. Fix-it.  Sorry!

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       Justine76posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       its ok. its my hole, Ill get out of it.  thank you tho. 
       ps..men dont get hints..you have to hit them in the head with a shovel, with very clear words on it, for example.."DO ME"!!!! and then your lucky if they read them.."I don't need directions!".... 

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          Flightkeeperposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Well I was gonna say you can be explicit as you want to be on the coupon but then again, you might be better off with a big sign on Valentine's Day!

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    waynetposted 13 years ago

    Spotted dick and custard...she loves it!!

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       myownworldposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       um..it takes all sorts....!

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          waynetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Yeah...or hundreds and thousands, or icing sugar, not really a fan of liquorice allsorts, that Bertie Bassett scared the hell out of me as a kid!!

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    theirishobserver.posted 13 years ago

    Justine, if he did not react to that picture are you sure he is a live...Im reacting and Im a long way of...but Im coming

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    Flightkeeperposted 13 years ago

    I'm in a rut myself. Gotta do something about that.

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    theirishobserver.posted 13 years ago

    waynet - spotted Dick...that sounds real good....Tantrum would you like some spotted Dick

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    theirishobserver.posted 13 years ago

    justine your wonderful, thats easy to see, dont be somewhere you dont want to be, love is happiness and all things good, not shattered dreams and splintered wood, break the cycle and be free, be the woman you know you can be

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    theirishobserver.posted 13 years ago

    waynet you can have fun with all sorts

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    theirishobserver.posted 13 years ago

    flowers

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    habeeposted 13 years ago

    I would really like to take him to Atlanta to see Celtic Woman perform at the Fox!

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    Pandoras Boxposted 13 years ago

    Dancing. Dancing can be very romantic and it leads to sex.

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    theirishobserver.posted 13 years ago

    Pandoras Box, I have danced many times and have made much love, now any other tips

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    jill-of-all tradeposted 13 years ago

    Mine include a tarp and bottle of baby oil!!!!!!!!  LMAO

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    theirishobserver.posted 13 years ago

    Jill, like the baby oil....

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       jill-of-all tradeposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Not the tarp???

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          jill-of-all tradeposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Don't knock it till' you try it! 

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    theirishobserver.posted 13 years ago

    Jill before I found the Body shop I always used baby oil for massaging my ladies....I would warm some on a large spoon over a candle...just hand warm and then pour it on the base of the back...watch it run down the valley of love...then I would set about my work......hard to concentrate...but I had a job to do and I done it....love real easy

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       jill-of-all tradeposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       "valley of love"  LOL your funneeeee

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    theirishobserver.posted 13 years ago

    the valley of love is a place where I like to wonder on a cold winters evening....yes indeed....sitting high on the mountains of love as the volcano of baby oil runns deep into the valley of love

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       jill-of-all tradeposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       ohhhh dear lord...if I could only comment............
       
       So what your sayin is there is a "bear rug" to nestle into???

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          Beth100posted 13 years agoin reply to this

          A BEAR RUG???  Do I need to hide in the snow???   Please, make love, not a rug out of me!!!! 

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    theirishobserver.posted 13 years ago

    sure is, big open fire, rug and lots of love

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