A 4 hour erection? See a Doctor?

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  1. qwark profile image61
    qwarkposted 7 years ago

    We're adults here.

    The "ad" on tv says if ya have an erection for over 4 hrs, see your doctor!

    Why?

    I remember, when I was younger, on weekends, my lady and I making love all night long and never losing my erection until we both orgasm'd together. Then sleeping half the day away, lovingly "spooned" together.

    Sometimes my erection would last 6-7 hours!

    Should I have seen a Dr.?  smile:

    Qwark

    1. profile image0
      klarawieckposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      NO, you were supposed to go see a female nurse!

      1. qwark profile image61
        qwarkposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Awe, Klara! I'da been worn out b4 I got to her....lol

        Qwark

    2. IzzyM profile image89
      IzzyMposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Never mind the doctor, can I have your phone number?  big_smile

      1. qwark profile image61
        qwarkposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Hi Izzy"
        Sorry girl, those wre the good ole days!  smile:
        At 68 it's only good for 1 thing...haha..
        QWark

        1. IzzyM profile image89
          IzzyMposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          You're 68 and past it?? Awwwww! Sorry to hear that! Never mind, just think of the Mary Hopkins song "Those Were The days".

          Those were the days my friend
          We thought they'd never end
          We'd sing and dance, forever and a day
          We'd live the life we choose
          We'd fight and never lose
          Cos we were young, and sure to have our way.
          La la la la la la etc

        2. recommend1 profile image69
          recommend1posted 7 years agoin reply to this

          I heard that they were giving out Viagra every night to the guys at our local old peoples home. 

          I was shocked and asked why they thought it was necessary to impose erections on these old boys who were clearly past it and was told that it was to stop them falling out of bed in the night!

          1. qwark profile image61
            qwarkposted 7 years agoin reply to this

            hahaha...or pole vaulting out the bathroom window while trying to lean over the sink to brush their teeth...what's left of 'em lol

          2. mega1 profile image76
            mega1posted 7 years agoin reply to this

            ha! and it would be really funny if you found out that was really true!  maybe you will someday!  haha!  Now I know why women don't have much trouble falling out of bed when they get old!  haha!

            1. recommend1 profile image69
              recommend1posted 7 years agoin reply to this

              Thats right !  women are more stable when the wobbly bits drop down one each side !  big_smile

            2. qwark profile image61
              qwarkposted 7 years agoin reply to this

              yeh! 'specially if they're top heavy! "course it'd be a "soft" landing...smile:

              Qwark

      2. drej2522 profile image81
        drej2522posted 7 years agoin reply to this

        wait...4 hours is all you need? k, the number is 770...hrmm, I'm being a little forward here. I mean, I wouldn't want to steal Qwark's thunder!

    3. thighhighchick profile image61
      thighhighchickposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      You can take it to a doctor after I am done with it!

    4. Stone Gifts profile image60
      Stone Giftsposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      :0 You definitely should:)

  2. Cagsil profile image81
    Cagsilposted 7 years ago

    Hey Qwark,

    I laugh every time I see that commercial. Thank you for the reminder. tongue

    1. qwark profile image61
      qwarkposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      hahaha   cags! I think it's funny so I had to see what you guys think of it...
      I know, I laugh too...lol

      Qwark

      1. mega1 profile image76
        mega1posted 7 years agoin reply to this

        well, I think you guys should know - how would I know? never ever having had one of my own!  I thought 4 hours seemed about right, but if it was drug induced then, maybe see the dr just to be sure - what would they do anyway, give you a shot of valium?  this whole subject really brings me down!  big_smile

        1. qwark profile image61
          qwarkposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          Hi Mega:  the "subject" gets me up! lol (for another 4 hours!)
          Qwark

          1. mega1 profile image76
            mega1posted 7 years agoin reply to this

            well that's becuz you can do something about it!

            1. qwark profile image61
              qwarkposted 7 years agoin reply to this

              ...could!...lol...Ah cain't do it no mo...the 6 hour thing..smile:
              The power's leavin' me...lol
              Qwark

  3. Jonathan Janco profile image66
    Jonathan Jancoposted 7 years ago

    The "ad" on tv says if ya have an erection for over 4 hrs, see your doctor!

    She better be hot and that stethescope better not be cold.

    1. qwark profile image61
      qwarkposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Jonathan....amen brother....lol
      Qwark

  4. 4tune profile image60
    4tuneposted 7 years ago

    I say if someone is having a four hour erection to visit me on a heated day,lol! ( Just kidding ) But I would have no complaints on a good day reguardless.

    1. qwark profile image61
      qwarkposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      4tune...git'cha a man that can hang in there...lol

      Qwark

  5. optimus grimlock profile image60
    optimus grimlockposted 7 years ago

    I hate when you wake up with one and you have to pee!!!  Ya when your in your 20's 6-8hr erections are common. Those were the days having sex 6hrs straight was awesome!!!

    1. qwark profile image61
      qwarkposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Optimus: lol ...20's? Hell I was hangin in there that long in my 40's!

      The young guys arent the only ones who can "hang!"

      Qwark

  6. psycheskinner profile image83
    psycheskinnerposted 7 years ago

    If you have a four hour erection due to using Viagra it may be because the veins are blocked, the blood is trapped in the organ where it can cause swelling and tissue death.

  7. mega1 profile image76
    mega1posted 7 years ago

    you guys are hysterical!  It's true that women are more stable, but that's not why!  We just are way less worried about "losing" it - we are happy with very little - and by the time we get that old, we're probably happy just to still have a bed! big_smile

    1. qwark profile image61
      qwarkposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      ...that's where I am Mega!...where's my damned bed? lol

      All I can say to you ladies of the "past" is, "Thanks for the memories!"  smile:

      Qwark

  8. Beth Godwin profile image80
    Beth Godwinposted 7 years ago

    I thought it was just a ploy to get guys to buy it! LOL smile

    1. recommend1 profile image69
      recommend1posted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Of course it is - but erectile dysfunction is not a laughing matter, I remember the good old days of 4 hour erections, now that I am past 60 I can't keep it up that long without taking 10 minute naps between 3 hour long sessions big_smile

      1. wilderness profile image98
        wildernessposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Huh!  And here I am taking 3 hour naps between 10 minute sessions. sad

        1. recommend1 profile image69
          recommend1posted 7 years agoin reply to this

          Luckily at advanced age memory is an issue, just leave a note on the wall opposite your bed - that minutes are hours and centimetres are really inches - and then tell the story again big_smile

          1. wilderness profile image98
            wildernessposted 7 years agoin reply to this

            Gotcha.  Maybe that'll even convince my wife.  Especially the inches - centimeters thing.

      2. profile image0
        klarawieckposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Exactly how past sixty are you, panda? roll

  9. MelissaBarrett profile image61
    MelissaBarrettposted 7 years ago

    Just for the record, when viagra first came out, the 4 hour warning read "see a professional" 

    I heard my mom laughing from the kitchen as she was reading the package insert.

    1. thighhighchick profile image61
      thighhighchickposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Were they implying us regular women could handle it?

      1. thighhighchick profile image61
        thighhighchickposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Meant to say "couldn't"

        1. profile image0
          klarawieckposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          I don't know, chick! Maybe you can... Me? hmmm... I'll have to do yoga for a month before trying it. hmm

          1. thighhighchick profile image61
            thighhighchickposted 7 years agoin reply to this

            Don't know klarawieck but I would give it my best try

  10. LuisEGonzalez profile image83
    LuisEGonzalezposted 7 years ago

    An erection lasting for that time runs the risk of your pen..s being deprived of a fresh blood supply which can lead to scaring of the internal pen..s structure leading to permanent erectile dysfunction besides being considerably painful due to inflammation.

    I do not need it as of yet and so far I can go for at least 4 hours so I will accept whatever fortune life throws at me as I get older since the risk is something worth considering especially as one ages. cool

    1. profile image0
      klarawieckposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      http://s4.hubimg.com/u/5277075_f248.jpg

      Perro que ladra... lol

  11. dutchman1951 profile image60
    dutchman1951posted 7 years ago

    if it happens to me I am calling the guiness book of world records

    1. MelissaBarrett profile image61
      MelissaBarrettposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Yep, same goes for me.

  12. LuisEGonzalez profile image83
    LuisEGonzalezposted 7 years ago

    Aunque yo cuando ladro...Si muerdo... cool

    1. profile image0
      klarawieckposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Naaaaaah... you must be Cuban! lol

      1. LuisEGonzalez profile image83
        LuisEGonzalezposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        True, I am, left when I was 6. But life has taught me never to promise when I can't deliver, so I always deliver when I promise cool

        1. profile image0
          klarawieckposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          Luis, I doubt you could hold it together for 4 hours, even back when you were in your early 20's. smile Don't promise anything. No one is asking you to deliver. wink Ah! Cuban men!!! lol

          1. LuisEGonzalez profile image83
            LuisEGonzalezposted 7 years agoin reply to this

            You doubt what you don't know, I'm not promising anything to anyone either, just answering any doubts, and not all men are the same, especially Cuban cool

            1. profile image0
              klarawieckposted 7 years agoin reply to this

              Oh boy! roll

  13. LuisEGonzalez profile image83
    LuisEGonzalezposted 7 years ago

    Just relax..I'm just having fun with everyone...anyway the only  convincing I need to do is my girlfriend..and so far no complaints...yet  cool

    1. profile image0
      klarawieckposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      I'm sure she is happy. smile

  14. LuisEGonzalez profile image83
    LuisEGonzalezposted 7 years ago

    Hope so...either that or she is a very good liar...as I'm sure that your very fortunate husband is too...since you seem to be a very attractive young lady, full of zest for life, can take one and give it too, friendly and outgoing...qualities that everyman admires in a lady. My hat's off to you Mrs.Wieck  cool

    1. profile image0
      klarawieckposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      That's just klarawieck, luis. In real life I'm dull and not attractive at all.

      1. mega1 profile image76
        mega1posted 7 years agoin reply to this

        not true, luis,  klara is humble but very lively and all those things you said, plus she can rumba!  (I heard that somewhere, but can't remember exactly where)  big_smile

        1. profile image0
          klarawieckposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          I love Lucy? big_smile

          Thank you, guys... I am a Cuban with two left feet. Believe it or not. I dislike latin music very much, not the culture, just the music... so you won't see me dancing salsa anywhere. I love Classical music, jazz, and LOVE Rock (heavy, pop-rock, punk, and industrial). I'm a weird Cuban, I guess. I don't eat a lot of Cuban food either, it's tasty but too fattening and hard to digest. Plus, I get that silly beer/bread belly that I hate! Makes me look pregnant! hmm And Cuban coffee? Only with milk. It makes my heart race and then I start dancing flamenco over the table. big_smile

          1. mega1 profile image76
            mega1posted 7 years agoin reply to this

            ok, from now on I'm calling you "that weird Cuban rock queen"!

            1. profile image0
              klarawieckposted 7 years agoin reply to this

              Mrs. Weird Cuban Rock Queen! big_smile

              1. mega1 profile image76
                mega1posted 7 years agoin reply to this

                MWCRQ - looks good

                1. profile image0
                  klarawieckposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                  uhhh... no... that sounds like a radio station.. roll

  15. LuisEGonzalez profile image83
    LuisEGonzalezposted 7 years ago

    Klara, regardless of you private persona, you have won my admiration.
    mega1: I believe you...all Cubans can rumba...wink

 
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