A 4 hour erection? See a Doctor?

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   qwarkposted 13 years ago

   We're adults here.
   
   The "ad" on tv says if ya have an erection for over 4 hrs, see your doctor!
   
   Why?
   
   I remember, when I was younger, on weekends, my lady and I making love all night long and never losing my erection until we both orgasm'd together. Then sleeping half the day away, lovingly "spooned" together.
   
   Sometimes my erection would last 6-7 hours!
   
   Should I have seen a Dr.?  :
   
   Qwark

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      klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      NO, you were supposed to go see a female nurse!

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         qwarkposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         Awe, Klara! I'da been worn out b4 I got to her....
         
         Qwark

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      IzzyMposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Never mind the doctor, can I have your phone number? 

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         qwarkposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         Hi Izzy"
         Sorry girl, those wre the good ole days!  :
         At 68 it's only good for 1 thing...haha..
         QWark

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            IzzyMposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            You're 68 and past it?? Awwwww! Sorry to hear that! Never mind, just think of the Mary Hopkins song "Those Were The days".
            
            Those were the days my friend
            We thought they'd never end
            We'd sing and dance, forever and a day
            We'd live the life we choose
            We'd fight and never lose
            Cos we were young, and sure to have our way.
            La la la la la la etc

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            recommend1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

            I heard that they were giving out Viagra every night to the guys at our local old peoples home. 
            
            I was shocked and asked why they thought it was necessary to impose erections on these old boys who were clearly past it and was told that it was to stop them falling out of bed in the night!

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               qwarkposted 13 years agoin reply to this

               hahaha...or pole vaulting out the bathroom window while trying to lean over the sink to brush their teeth...what's left of 'em

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               mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

               ha! and it would be really funny if you found out that was really true!  maybe you will someday!  haha!  Now I know why women don't have much trouble falling out of bed when they get old!  haha!

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                  recommend1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                  Thats right !  women are more stable when the wobbly bits drop down one each side ! 

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                  qwarkposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                  yeh! 'specially if they're top heavy! "course it'd be a "soft" landing...:
                  
                  Qwark

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         drej2522posted 13 years agoin reply to this

         wait...4 hours is all you need? k, the number is 770...hrmm, I'm being a little forward here. I mean, I wouldn't want to steal Qwark's thunder!

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      thighhighchickposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      You can take it to a doctor after I am done with it!

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      Stone Giftsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      :0 You definitely should:)

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   Cagsilposted 13 years ago

   Hey Qwark,
   
   I laugh every time I see that commercial. Thank you for the reminder.

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      qwarkposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      hahaha   cags! I think it's funny so I had to see what you guys think of it...
      I know, I laugh too...
      
      Qwark

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         mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

         well, I think you guys should know - how would I know? never ever having had one of my own!  I thought 4 hours seemed about right, but if it was drug induced then, maybe see the dr just to be sure - what would they do anyway, give you a shot of valium?  this whole subject really brings me down! 

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            qwarkposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            Hi Mega:  the "subject" gets me up! (for another 4 hours!)
            Qwark

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               mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

               well that's becuz you can do something about it!

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                  qwarkposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                  ...could!......Ah cain't do it no mo...the 6 hour thing..:
                  The power's leavin' me...
                  Qwark

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   Jonathan Jancoposted 13 years ago

   The "ad" on tv says if ya have an erection for over 4 hrs, see your doctor!
   
   She better be hot and that stethescope better not be cold.

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      qwarkposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Jonathan....amen brother....
      Qwark

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   4tuneposted 13 years ago

   I say if someone is having a four hour erection to visit me on a heated day,lol! ( Just kidding ) But I would have no complaints on a good day reguardless.

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      qwarkposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      4tune...git'cha a man that can hang in there...
      
      Qwark

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   optimus grimlockposted 13 years ago

   I hate when you wake up with one and you have to pee!!!  Ya when your in your 20's 6-8hr erections are common. Those were the days having sex 6hrs straight was awesome!!!

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      qwarkposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Optimus: ...20's? Hell I was hangin in there that long in my 40's!
      
      The young guys arent the only ones who can "hang!"
      
      Qwark

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   psycheskinnerposted 13 years ago

   If you have a four hour erection due to using Viagra it may be because the veins are blocked, the blood is trapped in the organ where it can cause swelling and tissue death.

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   mega1posted 13 years ago

   you guys are hysterical!  It's true that women are more stable, but that's not why!  We just are way less worried about "losing" it - we are happy with very little - and by the time we get that old, we're probably happy just to still have a bed!

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      qwarkposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      ...that's where I am Mega!...where's my damned bed?
      
      All I can say to you ladies of the "past" is, "Thanks for the memories!"  :
      
      Qwark

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   Beth Godwinposted 13 years ago

   I thought it was just a ploy to get guys to buy it! LOL

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      recommend1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Of course it is - but erectile dysfunction is not a laughing matter, I remember the good old days of 4 hour erections, now that I am past 60 I can't keep it up that long without taking 10 minute naps between 3 hour long sessions

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         wildernessposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         Huh!  And here I am taking 3 hour naps between 10 minute sessions.

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            recommend1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

            Luckily at advanced age memory is an issue, just leave a note on the wall opposite your bed - that minutes are hours and centimetres are really inches - and then tell the story again

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               wildernessposted 13 years agoin reply to this

               Gotcha.  Maybe that'll even convince my wife.  Especially the inches - centimeters thing.

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         klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         Exactly how past sixty are you, panda?

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   MelissaBarrettposted 13 years ago

   Just for the record, when viagra first came out, the 4 hour warning read "see a professional" 
   
   I heard my mom laughing from the kitchen as she was reading the package insert.

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      thighhighchickposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Were they implying us regular women could handle it?

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         thighhighchickposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         Meant to say "couldn't"

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            klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            I don't know, chick! Maybe you can... Me? hmmm... I'll have to do yoga for a month before trying it.

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               thighhighchickposted 13 years agoin reply to this

               Don't know klarawieck but I would give it my best try

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    LuisEGonzalezposted 13 years ago

    An erection lasting for that time runs the risk of your pen..s being deprived of a fresh blood supply which can lead to scaring of the internal pen..s structure leading to permanent erectile dysfunction besides being considerably painful due to inflammation.
    
    I do not need it as of yet and so far I can go for at least 4 hours so I will accept whatever fortune life throws at me as I get older since the risk is something worth considering especially as one ages.

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       klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       
       
       Perro que ladra...

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    dutchman1951posted 13 years ago

    if it happens to me I am calling the guiness book of world records

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       MelissaBarrettposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Yep, same goes for me.

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    LuisEGonzalezposted 13 years ago

    Aunque yo cuando ladro...Si muerdo...

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       klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Naaaaaah... you must be Cuban!

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          LuisEGonzalezposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          True, I am, left when I was 6. But life has taught me never to promise when I can't deliver, so I always deliver when I promise

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             klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             Luis, I doubt you could hold it together for 4 hours, even back when you were in your early 20's. Don't promise anything. No one is asking you to deliver. Ah! Cuban men!!!

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                LuisEGonzalezposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                You doubt what you don't know, I'm not promising anything to anyone either, just answering any doubts, and not all men are the same, especially Cuban

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                   klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                   Oh boy!

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    LuisEGonzalezposted 13 years ago

    Just relax..I'm just having fun with everyone...anyway the only  convincing I need to do is my girlfriend..and so far no complaints...yet 

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       klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       I'm sure she is happy.

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    LuisEGonzalezposted 13 years ago

    Hope so...either that or she is a very good liar...as I'm sure that your very fortunate husband is too...since you seem to be a very attractive young lady, full of zest for life, can take one and give it too, friendly and outgoing...qualities that everyman admires in a lady. My hat's off to you Mrs.Wieck 

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       klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       That's just klarawieck, luis. In real life I'm dull and not attractive at all.

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          mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

          not true, luis,  klara is humble but very lively and all those things you said, plus she can rumba!  (I heard that somewhere, but can't remember exactly where) 

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             klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             I love Lucy?
             
             Thank you, guys... I am a Cuban with two left feet. Believe it or not. I dislike latin music very much, not the culture, just the music... so you won't see me dancing salsa anywhere. I love Classical music, jazz, and LOVE Rock (heavy, pop-rock, punk, and industrial). I'm a weird Cuban, I guess. I don't eat a lot of Cuban food either, it's tasty but too fattening and hard to digest. Plus, I get that silly beer/bread belly that I hate! Makes me look pregnant! And Cuban coffee? Only with milk. It makes my heart race and then I start dancing flamenco over the table.

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                mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                ok, from now on I'm calling you "that weird Cuban rock queen"!

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                   klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                   Mrs. Weird Cuban Rock Queen!

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                      mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                      MWCRQ - looks good

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                         klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                         uhhh... no... that sounds like a radio station..

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    LuisEGonzalezposted 13 years ago

    Klara, regardless of you private persona, you have won my admiration.
    mega1: I believe you...all Cubans can rumba...

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