I haven't had a proper erection for months. Sometimes it works when I masturbate. What is causing it and what can I do?
Waste of time calling you a Hard Case then mate!
Not only do you appear to be suffering from something... but I think it has only spread to our avator. That looks pretty impotent too!
You should always try to find the 'Upside' of everything that you do. Hold you mouth in the right position and consider how easy it will be to write a hub if you drop the IS and just use it as a PEN
Amazing! You joined the site for asking this alone?!
I was wondering who was gonna bite first on this one. Had to be you BC. Not going there, but since it won't be deleted now I feel an overwhelming need to share my own advice...
I would try talking to it. You know, a really good pep talk. "You are special you can do this and gosh darn it.. people like you"
Look a there Bad Company, there another with no hubs no fans and joined less than an hour ago, humm
I know tis why I put a funny reply, wud never put down anyone with a real problem.
Viagra hasn't spent enough money on advertising? I can't believe it.
Q: What do you call that extra, useless skin attached to a penis?
A: A man.
lol. I am VERY much kidding, fellas. I loves ya all.
A hard man is good to find....
Try putting your tent up following the instructions, that will be a proper erection.
Blondepoet sex therapist to the rescue, this one happens to be right down my alley. What you do is stretch it out as far as you can, then spray a bottle of starch, covering as much of the surface as possible, much akin to spray-painting a bit of furniture. After spraying blowdry on a low heat til the starch is fully set.
Give it a quick tap with a hammer or sharp tool to ensure the starch is of a concrete consistency. Reapply every 3 hours, to maintain a solid surface. Best to clamp it during the process too. Don't over-clamp though or it may drop off. Good luck whatever way you opt to go. I wish I had seen this earlier, to offer my help
The guys only new, let's not be too HARD on him, prob hasn't written a hub because he's not UP for it. Still with his problem I guess I can't see one CUMMIN ; )
Are you male or female? Whichever…. Smear it with lots of pepper… it’s going to wake up and will never let you down again. Good luck.
Get the builders in and erect it properly...cowboy builders if you like!!
I haven't laughed so hard for a long time reading all these comments. Sorry, no advice from me.
All good advise above, but I couldn't help myself on this one. As long as you still get "morning wood" there shouldn't be real underlying issues. So like a car with slow performance, look for a quick start. Ah, you might need more blood flow to your appendage. You could try herbals, but they sometimes need days to weeks to lubricate the machine, so to speak. Ginko, saw palmetto, siberian ginseng are a few.
Yohimbe bark works the best if you want to put the "foot to the pedal". Just be careful because it blocks dopamine and seratonin levels. Most of the herbal treatments are not good if you have hypertension. You don't want to blow a head for sake of firmness.
This is good, this is good. I'm glad the hub community is becoming smarter and smarter about these decoy posts where a followup "hubber" will post an "answer". Keep it up everyone!
p.s.: haha that last pun was totally not intended. See what you've done! You're rubbing off on me.
p.p.s. My pun in the p.s. *was* intended.
You see, every camouflaged hubber needs a decoy hubber that the enemy will mistake for his target. By the way, in case you did not know, you my be the decoy hubber for …..
Couldn't help but recognise your impotent name. Perhaps if you start calling yourself John instead of .... Thomas.. You wouldn't Come across as such a Soft Diddle!
Failing that: You could probably cure your 'Little' problem by thinking with the right head mate!
If all that fails: Well..Hahahaha Take up Knitting, coz you're not much good for anything else John.
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