I see co-workers that are grandmothers holding beautiful babies and here I am with 3 grown sons and they are not even dating, well seriously anyway. And I joke around that if it comes down to it, I will PIMP them out. They laugh at me, but I'm 51 and no grand babies, is it too much too ask to at least meet someone?
And I will be working with a young girl, and I catch myself asking if she is married and how old she is.
You know who they call to go out? Each other! They go to races and stuff..,please! They need to find a good girl and settle down. They have good jobs...,see, I'm doing it again. I'm a Mom-Pimp.
You Know..... It's Still Not Too Late to tell them about the Birds and the Bees.. you could have saved yourself a lot of grief if you had done that around the time your pic was taken!
Haha! I legitimately just laughed out loud...
In all seriousness though, before I moved to college our neighbor was a bachelor in his thirties from India. Rather out of the blue (according to him anyway) his parents sent him a young woman just a year older than me for him to marry. He was rather displeased, and I don't know all the details, but they DO have a little baby girl now.....
by Pete Maida 16 years ago
I have read several comments in the forums about the problem that our ladies have with the word pimp and the way it is used here at HubPages. Today I see it in big colorful ads. I think that it wouldn't be too hard for the powers that be to honor the wishes of the ladies and find...
by Jamie Gates 16 years ago
I know the word 'Pimp' is mainstream now but look at what it means, really. It's so demeaning to women as is the word 'Trick'. As woman, I resent either of those words being used. No one would use the phrase - let's say Put an 'noose' around your topic and generate traffic. I mean, come on....
by jcv 15 years ago
In my recent experience I "pimp" was taken from his family and out behind bars to serve many years in prison when the Hoe wascut loose with a clean record just to tesitfy agansit the "pimp" why is it ok for her to be cut loose when she is the one doing all the "work"
by Jerrico Usher 16 years ago
I just launched my new hubpages account "Samurwriter" http://hubpages.com/profile/SamurWriterand was hoping this is the most efficient way to get all my fans to add themselves as a fan to my other account as well (to keep up with my latest hubs there as well.. so far I have 3)...I'm...
by surfgatinho 13 years ago
I'm 37 now. Am I too old to go to dental schoolIt'll probably take me a further 2 years to prepare so we're looking at a 4 year grad course starting when I'm 39/40And please, no responses along the lines of 'Your never too old....' I know that but I'm looking for answers relating directly to...
by Anjili 13 years ago
Which is the best way to pimp your car with only $150?
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