If you were a woman instead of a man (or vice versa), what would your life be like?
What? I'm A Women Now!
Since I'm a man I guess I'm going to transform into a women for this article. Poof! I am woman!
First thing I notice are my hormones are running wild. One minute I'm happy, the next I'm mad and finally I'm going to cry. Don't ask me why, I have no real answer. Plus, if you keep asking me I'm gonna rip your head off!
I'm a Wreck
The second thing I notice are my looks. I'm overweight, need my hair done and my makeup isn't on. I know that I am judged by others by the way I look. I'm embarrassed, right now I look like dog poo. Where's the bathroom? I need a couple hours to fix myself up.
Remember Cross Your Legs
The third thing I notice is I'm not comfortable in my clothes. My bra strap is cutting into my skin. My thong is creeping up my butt crack. My pantyhose have a run in them.My heels are killing my feet. Wearing a dress is a pain. I keep forgetting to cross my legs when I sit down, giving everyone a free show!
The forth thing I notice is I have a visitor. I hate unannounced visitors. What? You mean this happens once a month? Oh curse the life I've chosen. I guess I should be happy. I'm not with child. I can't even contemplate going through that! The cravings. The pain of birth. The joy of giving life to a child. The diapers, spit up, no sleep. Ahhhhhhhh!
You Mean He Lives Here?
The last and most disturbing thing I notice is the guy I'm sleeping next to. Oh what a nightmare! Snores like a mack truck. When he's awake he wants sex. He's not good at sex. I have to fake orgasms or his manhood is insulted. He's a baby when sick. Ignores me when sports are on. Plus, if he farts under the covers and shoves my head under them again, I;m gonna kill him. If I ever agree to this sex change experiment again, I'm going to be a lesbian.
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