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God Breaks Promise: Floods Nations

Updated on May 3, 2017
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We're Gonna Need a Bigger Boat!

We're gonna need a bigger boat!
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Holy Boat

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Hey, Hey Senior Dude....God>>>

It's Me, Me, Me...again.

Today, God, I would like to discuss what happened back in the day, 5000 years ago, when You covered the planet with a blanket of water, and took a few million people out, in the process. From what I understand, archaeologists have just recently started digging out the remains of Noah's Ark, from beneath snow and volcanic debris on Turkey's Mount Ararat...

10,000 feet ABOVE SEA LEVEL!!!

I Can Almost Hear You Now!

.....Oh 'Holy One'....Looking down and seeing the catastrophe that is happening below:

"Oops! 'Me'~dammit'....I flooded the Earth. Hurry.... Beelzebub.....Get that Noah dude, down there with that boat, to grab up some of them there horses, and chickens, and bunnies, and donkeys too."

Bravo and good job, Your Almightiness, He that Formeth the Mountains! for You and Your partner in crime, on that one!!!

...NOT!!!

Oh, that is my sarcastic nature, by the way, in case You, Lord Most High, are not familiar with sarcasm.

Only Talking Donkey Around Here is In 'Shrek'

Only talking donkey around here is in 'Shrek'
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God's Warped Sense of Humor!

I'm just remembering 'Your' tricks with talking snakes and talking donkeys. (Genesis 3:1) and burning bushes, and parting seas!

"Comedy at it's finest!" That's what I figure 'You're' thinking, oh, 'Captain of our Salvation'!

I bet 'You' and 'Your' buddy, the 'Angel of the Bottomless Pit', (Rev. 9:11), still get a good chuckle over 'Your' pranks. I simply wonder which one of 'You' two came up with these escapades? Not unlike a couple of young hooligans, the two of 'You' and 'Your' crazy antics. Full of mischief and shenanigans, when there's nobody around to catch 'You' and the 'Power of Darkness' in the act.

Didn't have too much supervision there, did 'Ya', eh 'He That By Wisdom Made the Heavens'? Or was this all done when "They" weren't looking?

Boxing Day Tsunami (2004)

Christmas celebrations were cut short back in 2004 when the Indian Ocean was struck by an undersea megathrust earthquake. The earthquake caused a horrifying domino effect of tsunamis, affecting 14 countries including Indonesia, Sri Lanka, India and Thailand. It had a magnitude of between 9.1 and 9.3. Over 230,000 people were killed across 14 countries.

Today's Headlines Read:

Things down here are looking bleak, indeed. And so many here have grown dark. What seemed fine and dandy to us before, now appears to be failing us miserably. As for the flowers, they're withering. And the days are becoming unbearably hotter, all over the 'You'- damn planet.

Although, I must admit, 'Your' latest cruel joke was quite a doozy.

Another flood of course...

Not too original.... I'm certain that one was done before. But on Christmas Day of all things!! That was just blatantly wrong. Hundreds of thousands of people were killed. Was that intentional?

Don't Ever Turn Your Back On the Ocean.

Don't ever turn your back on the ocean.
Don't ever turn your back on the ocean.

GOD Breaks Promise; Floods Nations

As I recall, wasn't there some sort of a 'rainbow promise'? Something about no more floods... Changed 'Your' mind, did 'Ya'? Is that even allowed? I can see the headlines already...

"GOD BREAKS PROMISE; FLOODS NATIONS"

Bad publicity, 'Senior Dude', if 'You' ask me. Especially since 'You' already have so many doubters down here already.

I think a big TIME-OUT is in order for 'Your Holiness.' That 'Sir', is something that's been coming for quite some time now.

Ya think!!!

That would give us little people a chance to clean up 'Your' mess, And salvage what's left of our meek little planet... before it's too late for that too.

P.S.

Can 'Ya' please lighten up on the mass destructive storms that are bombarding us down here? We are not the enemy. We do come in peace!

P.P.S. Nanu Nanu

Thanks for listening...again!

Tsunami 2004

Tsunami 2004
Tsunami 2004

Signed,

History of Noah's Ark

© 2013 Helen Kramer

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    John Hansen 3 years ago from Queensland Australia

    Well that's a relief.....no wrath for me.

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    Helen Kramer 3 years ago from Santa Barbara, CA.

    Hi Jodah! No thunderclouds, don't fret... God and I came to an understanding and She promised me that its ok! lol

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    John Hansen 3 years ago from Queensland Australia

    Very funny conversation between "you-know-who-again" and God. Wait, what's that...thunderclouds looming threateningly overhead....ohoh...I think someone's not happy.........!!

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