Check this mad stuff that happens sometimes in my Church. There's this old vet fella - highly respected and all in the Church. And whenever there's like a combined service in the parish, this guy likes to play the piano everytime. And its crazy really, cos this dude cant play squawt. But cos his so well respected and everything, no one says a word to him. Everytime a hymn starts or some song the guy almost pushes the Church pianist aside, and completely takes over the keyboard. And Gawd, you've gotta see it to believe. Its horrifying just listening to the guy make a mess of the notes. But I get a kick out of it though. You gotta watch the rest of us congregation as we're struggling to meet his crazy notes. Even the Pastor doesn't say a word. He just sits there watching. No one tells him, hey, man step aside please. NOBODY. That's some madman stuff. No kidding.
A pastor loaned a key to a bum, so he could use the churches shower and kitchen. The bum made a copy of the key, and soon there was evidence of people having had used the place on a regular basis... but nobody knew who.
Then one evening, the youth group showed up to fin a bum camping out in one of the rooms. Locks where changed after that.
I used to be a church secretary. The roof caved in. I kid you not. We had bats in our belfry and the weight of their dung made the plaster give out.
Other than that, a few old ladies passed out now and then and the ambulance had to come.
We used to have a minister who gave really long sermons. One Sunday a lady 2 rows in front of me and asked the lady behind her (in front of me) if she had purchsed tickets for the summer garden party yet. When the reply was 'no', lady in the front pew produced a book of tickets from her handbag and sold her some tickets - even giving change. The minister carried on with his sermon as though nothing was happening.
lol kicking the Bum out and changing the lock...hhmmm not very christian like!!! hipocrites
by Credence2 3 years ago
It has been reported that a 20 year old anglo male entered a predominantly black church and opened fire killing 9. This is to be considered a "hate crime". I have always said that there are too many incidents that involve race to chalk them all up as random occurrences. It is disturbing...
by shamanismandyou 6 years ago
Does one have to go to church to be close to God?I mean Jesus taught out in the open, not in a church. Do you really have to go to church in order to be close to God, or can we worship him outside?
by snapcracklepop 2 years ago
Have you ever thought about resigning as a member from your place of worship?Why or why not? What do you expect to get from a place of worship?
by ram_m 6 years ago
Why is it that women have to cover their head while entering a place of worship
by Terrye Toombs 6 years ago
What is the funniest thing to ever happen to you on Thanksgiving?My funniest experience on Thanksgiving was the year the cat and dog conspired to destroy the uncooked turkey before we had a chance to put it in the oven. We ended up having lasagna for dinner that year and started a new family...
by pedagog 6 years ago
What is the place of worship in every religion? and what does that name means?at least submit the name of your religious place of worship and meaning of that name if it is not given.
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