And GOD realised he was going to 'Runout' of money...( you see it costs squillions to build galaxies!) so he channelled messages to various Religous Orders...
'Gather lots of money on my behalf' he ordered from the heavens!
'Use what ever tactics you can,The fear of mortality!,burning in Hell!,anything which manifests fear in the heart of man!" he yelled!
So all the Religous Orders,Church's,Vaticans, started to gather great wealth on behalf of GOD!
They have been collecting money on behalf of GOD for centuries...but are unable to send GOD the money..because GOD did'nt provide his credit card or bank details for the transfer of these earthly funds!That is why the churchs remain wealthy! does anyone here know the bank details ( GOD'S ) I have $5 for him!
You can rake up all that money and send it to this off-shore account # in the Caymans: GCB-479918341. I am God's business manager and I will make sure it gets put to good use...
Isn't it strange that God has so MANY different business managers!
You have the Sikh Gurudwaras a place where many contribute money as it is used for good to feed the poor.
Cute!! If you don't need the $5, send it me. I'm paying for two weddings of two heathen children this year. I'm sure God would approve. LOL
Jesus & Budda had lots of 'real friends' so they didnt need money or a credit card.Im pretty sure..they had good credit.
If i ever meet either of them...they can eat off my plate!
Budda ..if he had to beg...the reason would simply be...he would be begging for 'Good quality food' as there are a lot of bad cooks out there!
Begging? Godliness? Sheesh, what else?
This has to be the shallowest thread on god/religion I have seen to date!
Get to know god and you will not find the Buddhas actions shallow.
Whats wrong in asking something from god as it is he provides everything.Remember god works through man.
If it was Jesus you wouldn't have said anything.How do you know he never begged for his food.?
You must have read somewhere said "it is more blessed to give than to receive". David wrote that in all his life he has never seen a righteous man begging for bread. You can beg if you like, but I will pass.Thanx.
You have not given yourself to god, come to India you will find many Jesus's begging for their food.I have gone hungry for days many times while writing and I would ask god for food and somehow he would provide.This one restaurant didn't charge me for a whole year.
Not one of them have the nail scars in their feet and hands. They can stay in India. I will stay here.
As for having given(or not) myself, that's my personal walk, and responsibility.
if at all he encourages begging..den i don't think he is a god....you have to work for your food...getting food without deserving it is the meanest way to live in earth...and any god preaching it is not a god...
He was the Buddha who gave his life in search of god and then the rest of it in spreading god knowledge.You make a very naive statement by saying any god preaching it is not a god.
Ask and you shall receive-Jesus, can be with food as well.
May be I do? I have the marks of the messenger on my body, nail marks on my feet and other rare holy signs- now what?
I keep telling you who I am but you dont believe me.
Do you think Jesus was the only enlightened being to walk this planet?
Yup I know you have not given yourself up , if you had you would understand the way of the Buddha and not call his actions shallow.Is it possible Jesus was hungry and asked someone for food?
Thank god. I've been very weary of all the polite screaming in religion threads. LOL
No one should have to beg! thats a deformed idea! everyone should share & care!
Its amazing what some people normalise,justify & minimise as normal behaviour!
Brudda stop smoking that wacky weed!
But your focus is on earning money, some focus on spreading god knowledge, they earn nothing if not change.
One of the greatest acts is to give food to a monk or person walking the spiritual path, very good karma.
Try giving up everything you have and work for god.It takes a lot of courage and is not weakness.The Buddha was a prince who could have anything he wanted but he chose this path, the highest path man can walk.
Do have a look at my profile brudda.
I will look into your profile..with great interest..I admire people who have are polite under all sorts of weather! we are one family! the family of humanity!
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