If someone at Wal-Mart casts a spell on me because I beat them to the empty checkout line, should I
Point at them and laugh hysterically, inform them that I happen to be wearing my spell reflection briefs, cast my "Level 10 Malicious Flatulence Through the Mouth" charm on their family, or knock their grocery cart over?
I'd go with the spell reflection briefs...gets 'em every time...
I just think you are very brave for admitting you shop in Wal-Mart !!!
Knock the cart over........that may not be the most mature thing to do but it'll be the most realistic thin
Yes, I'm with Merlin, if Wal Mart is the same as its company over here, I'd keep quiet about shopping there.
But, back to your problem, none of those spells will work, what you need is the 'obviously you didn't get here before me' spell, it has actions with the left hand indicating an L placed against your forehead, together with the magic chant - loser, loser, loser. This will repel the spell and the caster usually experiences a quivering rage and storms off huffing and puffing, to another aisle.
Let it go, man. You are both shopping at Wal-Mart. Why be enemies when you already have so much in common? Or you could start throwing candy bars at them.
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