Athiests! Christians!! Look At This... about PAGANS!

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   shazwellynposted 7 years ago

   I was doing some research on Christmas and found this!  I might have a sick sense of humour.. but found this utterly funny!
   
   This will generate some response... Take a look! 
   
   http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Pagan
   
   I particularly found this funny...
   
   'Followers of Paganism are often called Druids, Wiccans, Witches, Evil Satan Worshipers and Smelly Hippies (Must Die). The amount of different pagan branches and subdivisions are as abundant as christian churches, with typical pagans viewing themselves as members of a dis... ur.. I mean, unorganized faith. They may refer to themselves as Pagans, Heretics or just plain Communists, but it should be noted that the Nazis, Catholics and Atheists were also Pagans.'
   
   This article is really a must view! hehehe

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   cmanyposted 7 years ago

   I dont know if I find this funny at all - right now I am rather shocked - as this certainly is NOT a definition of Paganism...
   
   And whomever wrote obviously does not know their history, as Christianity and such were actually taken from the Pagans...and many traditional celebrations that we continue today originated with the Pagans...
   
   The humor I can find in it - it the person's shear stupidity...
   
   Eeeeeesh!

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      shazwellynposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      It is obviously a joke!

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   Anti-Valentineposted 7 years ago

   Well that's what unclycopedia is. It's a parody of wikipedia, and contains lots of stuff they call "humour".
   
   Some of the people on there have an agenda, seeing as they don't like wikipedia's efforts in moderating the pages and blocking access because of vandalism and such.

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   Denno66posted 7 years ago

   That person who wrote it must obviously be an authority on, um.....uh, what were we talking about? I found that article to be hilarious!

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      shazwellynposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      You and I have similar sense of humour.. lol.. it had me cracking up! 
      
      You know, life is too short - we all need to lighten up and have a bit of fun.. even if it means laughing at ourselves!
      
      x

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   lynnechandlerposted 7 years ago

   "Keep in mind that atheists hate paganism more than any other religion."<--This made me laugh.

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      lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      

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      shazwellynposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      absolutely!  It really needs to be taken as tongue in cheek.  Totally incorrect but... hey ho!  Life is living!

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         lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago in reply to this

         Please translate that made no sense.

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            lynnechandlerposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            This is OT but lyrics I know you have some really good hubs on the subject of Wicca. How well do you find they perform in the general scheme of things here at HP?

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               lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago in reply to this

               my highest scoring hubs - within the top 10 continually

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                  bloodnlatexposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                  Lyrics, are you the Wicca Witch of the West?

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                     lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                     I'm pissed as hell

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                        bloodnlatexposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                        What can I do to help you?

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                  lynnechandlerposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                  Interesting, I think what you did with those hubs is great. I would like to see more on the topic. Do you have any lined up?

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                     lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                     yes 4 and thank you for saying that - at least you have an open mind and don't make fun of people.  Everybody's a comedian just this one crossed the line.

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                        Crazdwriterposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                        Shoot I am way behind in reading your hubs on that topic. Shoot! I need to get my arse in gear don't I?

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                        bloodnlatexposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                        I really hope that you know that I was just trying to lighten up the mood and meant nothing insulting towards you in any way.  You are one of my favorites people on here and would never try to hurt you.

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                           lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago in reply to this

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                              lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                              i love you

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                              bloodnlatexposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                              Just as long as there are no hard feelings my love.  I'd never forgive myself for that........Well maybe, but it would take a while

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   lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago

   The information you provided is incorrect and certainly not funny.  What's the joke or do you know?  You must be entertained by something.

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   Denno66posted 7 years ago

   It's like reading an issue of the Onion. Completely nonsensical, but amusing nonetheless.

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      lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Hi Babe

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         Denno66posted 7 years ago in reply to this

         Hey! How goes it?

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            lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            This is a joke , just haven't heard it yet

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      shazwellynposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Would make a great 'young Ones' script!

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         Denno66posted 7 years ago in reply to this

         OMG! (oops, wait, that wouldn't apply here, would it?)

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            bloodnlatexposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            Carry on, we won't nail you to the cross for that

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               Denno66posted 7 years ago in reply to this

               Good thing, I'm worried about infection and some such......

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                  shazwellynposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                  We will use a sheeeeeep dip!

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   bloodnlatexposted 7 years ago

   I want to be a pagen!  Is there a class at the local community college I can take?

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      shazwellynposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      We could do a hub..  'Pagans... Scapegoats of World Wide Society!'.  Just to think the list of people in this is... almost EVERYONE are pagans! LOL.. Except.. Christians, if you dont count Catholics.  Can you count Catholics? lmfao!

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         lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago in reply to this

         I have 5 hubs on pagans are you making fun of my work?  You are incredible and unlike anyone I've seen before - what did you want to gain from this thread anyways?  Go away

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            shazwellynposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            I live in the land of pagans and even I can see the funny side!  It is satar x

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               lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago in reply to this

               your a liar and exaggerate and your offensive and have pissed me right off which is very rare for me.  My intuition is good and I smell a fool.

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                  bloodnlatexposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                  Relax...  So will it be fish or chicken?

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                  shazwellynposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                  o.k.

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                     Denno66posted 7 years ago in reply to this

                     Well, if it's any consolation, I got the gist of this thread. Please, no super-duper long answers like that again, please?

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         bloodnlatexposted 7 years ago in reply to this

         Do I get to wear those cool leggings like in the movie Dragnet?

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            shazwellynposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            If that helps ... no other clothes tho x

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   lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago

   You continually speak of things you know only slightly about.  Is it the attention you are lacking or the faith you so preach about?  Be honest at least.  That I can respect.  But hee hee hee isn't quite an explanation for whatever it is you find funny.

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    Denno66posted 7 years ago

    I find your humorous thread refreshing ,Shaz. Thanks!

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    lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago

    Still pondering?  Why no response funny girl?

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    lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago

    still giggling?

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    lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago

    still waiting hee hee hee

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    lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago

    Bring it or no?

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    lynnechandlerposted 7 years ago

    LOL, Lyrics its open alright and for the most part if you took the article to heart the belief that harm none is not present at all in that article. It is articles like that, that cause things of this nature to be misconstrued and people not understanding what it truly means.
    
    I can see the underlying humor in a sense but then I also see where Believers, Non-believers etc get all mixed up because of things that are taken to the extreme with both sides.
    
    I await the next installment of your articles as I am on a path of learning.

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       lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago in reply to this

       xo

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    Denno66posted 7 years ago

    Okay. So we're all happy again?

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       lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago in reply to this

       Not til I eat.

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          Denno66posted 7 years ago in reply to this

          I just had a lovely corn chowder, I am sated for the time being.

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             Cagsilposted 7 years ago in reply to this

             Presently eating a roast-beef sandwich and chips. Plus, drinking soda.
             
             Not sated yet?

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                Denno66posted 7 years ago in reply to this

                I eat, like, a Gazillion times a day

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             lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago in reply to this

             

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             shazwellynposted 7 years ago in reply to this

             I cooked up a lovely veggie chilli.. ummm... with garlic bread x

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    lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago

    shaz, still pondering?

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       Cagsilposted 7 years ago in reply to this

       YGM

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       shazwellynposted 7 years ago in reply to this

       Sorry, was I supposed to be pondering something.  I was dropping my boy off to his friend's house.  Back now.

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    lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago

    Just as I figured - great thread - very stimulating

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    lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago

    Knowledge is a gift not a joke, but maybe it is in your case given your lack of it

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       shazwellynposted 7 years ago in reply to this

       well, no one can know everything

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    Denno66posted 7 years ago

    Okay, I'm getting the Timeout chair again.

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       shazwellynposted 7 years ago in reply to this

       *go to the naughty chair Denno..* btw, what you done wrong hon? x

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          Denno66posted 7 years ago in reply to this

          The atmosphere was a little tense there a while ago, I brought it in for Lyric.

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    lynnechandlerposted 7 years ago

    Y'all are making me hungry!

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       Denno66posted 7 years ago in reply to this

       The power of suggestion.

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    lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago

    later thanks again - what does it mean when multiple questions are asked in one's thread and they won't respond to any? Could mean you think I'm out of line and can't be bothered to waste your time responding, could be you know i'm right and am embarrassed or could be you went to get something to eat and are unaware how pissed I am.  Regardless, may your humor continue to entertain many as I see it has here and content be continually stimulating.  Have a great Day

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       lynnechandlerposted 7 years ago in reply to this

       While I think Shaz was trying to post a funny, it backfired on her. Why did it backfire? It backfired because the title suggests confrontation and then the original post on the topic went on to further suggest confrontation. I don't think that was her intent here, but that is the end result.
       
       Quite possibly this is what happens with a lot of threads that get started this way. I'm really not sure but the end result is always the same. There is never an honest conversation on any good topic. And, yes I am interested in this topic so I consider it good.
       
       This could have turned into a really awesome discussion on why when Paganism did come before Christianity does it still hold the connatations of Satanism when there have been many to come along who speak the true essense of Pagans and Wicca.

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          shazwellynposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          No, this was supposed to be humorous.  I live in an area where we are all hippies.  I go to a lot of festivals - it is very 'nature child' here in Glastonbury.  But found the pagan definition funny.  So did many of the pagans that live near me! 
          
          I guess not all witches have a sense of humour.
          
          Love, peace and harmony x

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             Denno66posted 7 years ago in reply to this

             She left a while ago....

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                shazwellynposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                I don't get what happened?  It was a bit of fun for all.  The article was really saying... everyone's a pagan, it was satre.  Perhaps US sense of humour differs to UK. 
                
                I just want people to be happy happy happy!  Its all about love denno! x

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                   Denno66posted 7 years ago in reply to this

                   I know, and I get it. But, for some reason, she just took great offense to it. That surprised me, too.

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                      shazwellynposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                      Its ok.  She doesn't know me.  I forgive.  Anyway, she is bi polar, so sometimes emotions can get the better.  She must have had a bad day and it is probably better to take it out on an a.n.other on the internet than someone in reality. 
                      
                      She might not realise, but we have a lot in common.  One day she might come round.  What will be will be x

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                         Denno66posted 7 years ago in reply to this

                         Well, you do have a very upbeat attitude. Glad to have stopped in here; I found this to be a very pleasant diversion from the otherwise semi-serious forums. The religious ones being the most contentious. Oi.

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                            shazwellynposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                            Make love, not war! x

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                               Denno66posted 7 years ago in reply to this

                               I find that I feel better the next day when I do the former.

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                                  shazwellynposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                                  ... then the next day comes and you say.....'I find that I feel better the next day when I do the former', does that mean you never actually get around to make love? hehehe

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                                     Denno66posted 7 years ago in reply to this

                                     Ack! I just read that. Not where I was going with that, but now I see why lawyers make so much money interpreting things for people.

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             tantrumposted 7 years ago in reply to this

             so you're from Glastonbury !
             I had a great time there once !

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          lynnechandlerposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          I actually explained why this happened. It has nothing to do with US humor vs UK humor and Lyrics is in Canada not US.
          
          I do get the humor that you found in it but for someone who is a Pagan or practitioner of Wicca these types of articles can do a lot of harm even when they are only meant to be funny or satire. The fact that you started the thread with an open invitation to Atheist and Christians made for a combative format from the start. It's all in the wording I'm afraid.

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             shazwellynposted 7 years ago in reply to this

             Oh well, as a pagan myself (sssh.. don't tell anyone), I am happy to laugh!  Each to their own, eh babes. 
             
             It might be best to let this subject drop.  The first law is... first do no harm.
             
             http://hubpages.com/hub/Glastonbury-Our … asant-Land
             
             x

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    Crazdwriterposted 7 years ago

    why do threads always turn to food? lmao

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       Denno66posted 7 years ago in reply to this

       I have a one-track mind.

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          Crazdwriterposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          lmoa FOOD! hahaha yea I just ate too so I'm good for now

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    Cagsilposted 7 years ago

    Well, I guess this thread is dead.
    
    I'm outta here on to others.

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       Denno66posted 7 years ago in reply to this

       See you on another thread. One where we could, perhaps, agree to disagree?

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    Denno66posted 7 years ago

    Bump.

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