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How do I become a mermaid?

  1. profile image51
    KC Robinsposted 3 years ago

    How do I become a mermaid?

    To become a mermaid. You need a spell that work. Am I right?

  2. bethperry profile image92
    bethperryposted 3 years ago

    I suppose you can find a skilled surgeon to remove your legs and transplant a fish's bottom half onto your torso. But I wouldn't recommend it.

    1. gmwilliams profile image85
      gmwilliamsposted 3 years agoin reply to this

      Glad that you responded, if I had responded, I would have been permanently banned from HubPages in its entirety, not onlyfrom the question/answer section.

    2. bethperry profile image92
      bethperryposted 3 years agoin reply to this

      LOL!

  3. Arco Hess Designs profile image70
    Arco Hess Designsposted 3 years ago

    Just take this pill I have. I will sell it to you for $10,000. I'll send it after you give me the money.

  4. gmwilliams profile image85
    gmwilliamsposted 3 years ago

    https://usercontent2.hubstatic.com/11954883_f260.jpg

    Let me -ressspond.  I just couldn't hold my venomous tongue. I will try to be c-ivil.  This?!  Really now! C'mon now.  How fantastical can some people be! Mermaid, next someone is going to ask how to metamorph into a wolf-person.  The inanity of it all!

  5. FatFreddysCat profile image99
    FatFreddysCatposted 3 years ago

    You joined this site 12 hours ago just to ask this totally random question? Seriously?

    We're sorry, we're going to have to ask you to leave the Internet.

    (shakes head) Humanity is doomed. DOOMED I say!!

    1. bethperry profile image92
      bethperryposted 3 years agoin reply to this

      FatFreddysCat, I suppose it could be worse. KC didn't pose a theists-vs-atheists question -at least this one is original.

  6. WiccanSage profile image96
    WiccanSageposted 3 years ago

    No, real Witches know that spells can't do that, and that's not what Witchcraft is about. Sorry hon, you can't become something you're not.

 
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